u/malikopik777

So the time has come once again where someone wants to DM a new campaign which means I get to use one of my 100 characters I make whenever I'm not worlbuilding for my campaign. So my favorite character that I've created is Sylva Witherspore, a way of the long death monk multiclasses with a a spore druid. I never really thought about the playability of the character since I'm kind of a forever DM so I just write the backstory before thinking about anything else, I told my soon to be DM about this character and he liked the idea, but he brought up the fact that it might not be as strong and I agreed. I never really cared about my character being super strong or about minmaxing my stats as I love roleplaying but I don't want him to be... useless?
(Also he's a firbolg if that helps)

So I've been wanting to do even more damage recently and I've just started to learn how runes work(even though I've been playing for a little while).

I started with Dark Harvest to cheap shot, sixth sense and ultimate hunter with manaflow and transcendence.

It has been working pretty well but I'm bronze so I don't know if the runes are actually good or not.

So, this is my second time DMing for an actual campaign while like... actual rules and stuff and I love it, the worldbuilding, the roleplaying, the homebrew, everything. My players are awesome, they are funny and easygoing which takes away a lot of the stress I've had... but this isn't very important for this story.

So about a month ago(the last time we played) my players traveled to the town of Jalsur, one of the shops in the town was a spell component shop which was owned by a little old lady, who for some reason I gave the personality of Sid's grandma from Ice Age, so after a bit of haggling the Warlock of the party ended up having to pay 2 more gold than the original price of the items. At the end of the session when we were just having fun and not necessarily caring the Warlock and the Rogue decided to rob the grandma's store.

And me not wanting to shut down the players but also not just wanting them to have a huge win, I pretty much said that the grandma was there to witness the destruction of The First Universe and the beginning of the Second Universe(Lore that I was making up on the fly that is now canon) and the only thing she has ever spent money on is female prostitutes. The session ended with the Warlock making the old lady shit herself using thaumaturgy and them flying away(because he is childish).

The Lore I Cooked Up After: Nana McShot is the "grandma" of all the gods, grandma is in quotes because a lot of gods were mortals that achieved godhood and she forces them to call her grandma. Her cane is heavier than the Titanic and pretty much acts like the training weights Goku uses.

And because I too, am childish and would like to hint of Nana McShot's power I'm going to start the next session with the Warlock's pants being soiled inexplicably.