u/malooongcoat

since i work in hr, apparently i’ve decided to bring recruitment into my personal life HAHAH

NOW HIRING: Permanent Kausap / Call Buddy

Job Description:
• mag-call kahit walang importanteng pag-uusapan
• makipagkwentuhan about literally anything
• exchange chismis, random thoughts, life updates & rants
• occasionally be productive together (sana!)

Qualifications:
✅ around my age
✅ madaldal / marunong mag-carry ng convo
✅ willing sa calls
✅ may sense of humor
✅ hindi allergic sa random “uy may kwento ako” messages
✅ can reciprocate the energy pls HAHAHA

Preferred Skills:
Discord/voice calls, yapper tendencies, SUPER GOOD LISTENER PLSSSS, genuinely interested, good banter, and the ability to turn a 30-minute call into a 3-hour call.

Benefits:
- unlimited kwento
- random chismis
- emotional support package (non-HMO)
- potential friendship
- competitive compensation in the form of good vibes hehe

How to Apply:
dm me your age, a short intro, and one random fact about yourself.

Equal opportunity employer. No experience required. Personality fit will be assessed during the interview.

HR reserves the right to conduct background checks via vibes only.

lf pickleball buddy around sta. rosa, laguna PLEASEEEE

beginner here, so if you’re also bad at pickleball, perfecttttt — sabay tayong magimprove NYEHEHE

- sta. rosa / nuvali area
- weekends
- share sa court rental
- chill + beginner-friendly pls!
- yung pwede ko rin maging friend outside sa laro :(

dm me if game! hanap ko ay kalaro, hindi kalaban sa bohaaaiii

HELLO!! recently, binalikan ko yung playlist ko nung adik na adik ako sa valo nung pandemic and nahanap ko ulit si girl, you're everything ni john arcangel!!! NAKAKAKILIG TALAGA HAHAHAhsdjksk. pls, if you know any song pa na same vibes nito share mo plssss. gusto ko kiligin tonight hehe!

if umabot ka here, i hope you're safe and dry! ingat palagiiii!

hai haii! i’m not sure if it’s okay for me to post this here huhu. i’m looking for people who genuinely enjoy teaching because i’m trying to dive into investing, but I swear every time I learn one term, five more appear. 😂
UITFs, mutual funds, ETFs, REITs, bonds, feeder funds, stocks… my brain just goes: loading…

a little about me:
- working full-time
- complete beginner
- already saving consistently and now want to start investing wisely
- curious and willing to do my own research—I just need someone to point me in the right direction
- down to chat here or on discord if you’re okay with random newbie questions every now and then 😅

not looking for stock picks or “get rich quick” advice. I genuinely want to understand:
- where should a beginner start?
- how do you evaluate investments?
- what’s worth learning first?
- common mistakes to avoid?
- resources that actually helped you when you were starting

if you’ve been investing for a while and don’t mind mentoring (even casually), i’d be super grateful. and if not, i’d still love your book, YouTube, podcast, or community recommendations.

help a financially confused girl out. 🥹

hi! i’m not in a rush to jump into a relationship. i’d rather get to know someone naturally, become friends first, and see where things go. if we end up staying friends, that’s cool too. if it turns into something more, even better.

about me:
- 5’6, wears glasses and usually gets the “chinita” comment (medyo hindi ko makita huhu)
- currently working on my weight and trying to build healthier habits
- working full-time
- plays games! mostly gacha and FPS
- madaldal talaga HAHAHA but medyo shy at first
- once we’re comfortable, i’m more of a call person than a texter
- i love random conversations. one minute we’re talking about dinner, the next i’m showing you a Cinnamoroll-themed alcohol i found 😭
- into horror movies, random streams, and trying out new hobbies (currently interested in pickleball!)
- clingy in a “look what i saw today” kind of way, not in a “where are you every 5 minutes” kind of way HAHAHA

about you:
- around my age (mid-late 20s sana)
- emotionally mature and kind
- can carry conversations and is genuinely curious about getting to know someone
- consistent (pls!!)
- preferably working too (not required, just so our schedules might match!)
- bonus if you’re also into games, movies, cafés, or trying new things
- looking for something genuine, not just someone to pass the time with

let’s start with conversations, memes, random life updates, or a coffee if we click. no pressure, no expectations—just seeing if we naturally vibe.

if this sounds like your kind of pace, feel free to message me. :)

hi! i’m not in a rush to jump into a relationship. i’d rather get to know someone naturally, become friends first, and see where things go. if we end up staying friends, that’s cool too. if it turns into something more, even better.

about me:
- 5’6, wears glasses and usually gets the “chinita” comment (medyo hindi ko makita huhu)
- currently working on my weight and trying to build healthier habits
- working full-time
- plays games! mostly gacha and FPS
- madaldal talaga HAHAHA but medyo shy at first
- once we’re comfortable, i’m more of a call person than a texter
- i love random conversations. one minute we’re talking about dinner, the next i’m showing you a Cinnamoroll-themed alcohol i found 😭
- into horror movies, random streams, and trying out new hobbies (currently interested in pickleball!)
- clingy in a “look what i saw today” kind of way, not in a “where are you every 5 minutes” kind of way HAHAHA

about you:
- around my age (mid-late 20s sana)
- emotionally mature and kind
- can carry conversations and is genuinely curious about getting to know someone
- consistent (pls!!)
- preferably working too (not required, just so our schedules might match!)
- bonus if you’re also into games, movies, cafés, or trying new things
- looking for something genuine, not just someone to pass the time with

let’s start with conversations, memes, random life updates, or a coffee if we click. no pressure, no expectations—just seeing if we naturally vibe.

if this sounds like your kind of pace, feel free to message me. :)

hi!! trying this again because apparently i have too many random thoughts and not enough people to send them to 😭

i’m looking for an accountability buddy / genuine friend. someone i can randomly update throughout the day, celebrate small wins with, and hopefully build a wholesome friendship too. no pressure naman—we all have lives outside reddit!

about me:
- 5’6
- currently working on my weight & trying to build healthier habits
- working full-time
- plays games! mostly gacha and FPS
- madaldal talaga HAHAHA pero medyo mahiyain lang sa umpisa
- more of a call person once comfy na tayo and if we vibe!
- gusto ko talagang mag-improve, so expect random life updates if okay lang sa’yo 😭
- sobrang random kong tao. pwedeng magsimula sa “ano ulam mo?” tapos somehow mapupunta sa “uy may Cinnamoroll na alcohol nakita ko”
- loves horror movies and watching streams, so baka spam kita ng reactions or aya manood HAHAHA

about you:
- around my age (mid-late 20s sana!)
- okay with talking on Discord
- can carry conversations and genuinely interested din makipagkwentuhan
- preferably someone productive para mahawa ako 😭 but honestly okay lang din if you’re still figuring things out—we can keep each other accountable and grow together
- bonus if mahilig ka rin sa games, movies, or just random chika

if you think we’d vibe, send me a message! let’s survive adulthood together. 🫡

hiii, good evening! i’ve been wanting to connect genuinely again with someone and would want to shoot my shot lang here rin hehe. we can get to know each other better sa convos but here are some infos about me!

me:
- 5’6-5’7 and overweight (working on this so it would be nice if it would be with someone na very supportive!)
- into horror movies/nood ng horror gameplays pero hindi ko keri ako nagsstream/naglalaro HAHAHAH super ang tili ni ate mo
- working right now and surrounded with good colleagues hehe
- INTO MATCHA!! super ko like magexplore ng matcha powders + making my own! hoping i could make one for u rin!
- i’m from laguna but i’m working in makati hehe.
- would want to visit cafes and art museums, lalo na yung mag pottery making huhu
- i can say na i’m much better na at handling situations but i always make sure to be improve
- i have times na super clingy and pa-baby HAHAHAHAHA and gusto ko nabebaby!
- i play valo (mas eto), zzz and hsr!
- very open to try new things naman as long as comfy me!!

about you:
- older than me
- working din sana and around my area
- emotionally mature and patient at understanding sana!
- consistent and straightforward (but still minamind yung words huhu)
- soft spoken :(
- no vices sana and hindi palamura

if umabot ka here and still interested, please dm me a random fact about you + what made you smile today? hehehe yun lang! see you and hoping for the best!

EDIT: yes, i’m looking for a serious relationship! would want to start as friends muna while we get to know each other hehe

hiii! currently looking for a low energy call sana with someone! i need to at least take the 2 hrs pa ng sleep before work. i’m also not feeling well so excuse po agad sa voice huhu.

just be please nice po :<

we can talk via tg! thank youuuu

hi! anyone here starting din to focus more on fitness? i really would want to be with someone na pwede ko makachikahan kung:

a) mag gym tayo (gusto ko pero ayoko rin sa super mahal at marami tap huhu)
b) pickleball or badminton
c) walking/running
d) kung ano matripan natin

preferably female sana and focusing din sa paglose ng weight hehe. we can be friends din!!

thank you!

halo haloooo! 2 quick chill unra games pls. may ginagrind lang na kingdom credits. dm me your ign! thank you!

hiii! i badly want to meet new people who i can do side quests/cafe hopping with, mostly after work! never got to do it before so i’m really looking forward to it. i’m currently working in makati and super duper dami ko gusto puntahan na matcha cafes + museums huhu. there are times na i want to be alone, but there are times na gusto ko rin ng company.

me:
- corporate girly!!
- i’m around 5’6-5’7, overweight (working on this din! hopefully i can be friends with someone who i can update on this 🥹)
- looooves matcha, museums and chill na tambays. gusto ko rin magwindow shopping sa mga may cute na bagay HAHAHSHSH
- plays pc games (adik before but now kapag gusto ko nalang talaga HAHAHH)
- shy at first but i get really loud and makulit kapag comfy na me. maraming dad jokes kapag close na tayo 😆

you:
- preferably around my age (22-28 years old)
- not nonchalant and can carry the convo rin!
- genuinely interested

let’s talk muna on chat to see if we vibe then we can meet din! if nakaabot ka here, i hope we can be friends!!

edit: i’m not from makati po! i work there lang 🥹

hiii! kakabalik lang sa valo and natuwa ako magplay. would be really nice to play with someone. please be chill and machika hehe. let’s play after dinner, 2-3 games lang na unra. thank you!

hello. i really tried my best not to seek help but it really takes a toll on me already. it’s the first time i’ve been in a healthy relationship so everything hurts so much more. i always believed that it’s easier if there was something that really happened.

how do you move forward after a healthy breakup? how do i grieve? how can i let go? how can i stop myself from hoping we would work out in the end? how can i accept it?

please be nice as much as possible. i’m really trying as hard as i can. i just need an advice and someone to talk to. it really hurts.

thank you so much for reading up until this point. i really appreciate you