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What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.

That's literally true. ("What" has 4, "sometimes" has 9, "never" has 5.)

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u/manishaa7046 — 2 days ago

What is the difference between iron and steel? But

You can iron a shirt, but you can't steel a shirt without getting arrested.

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u/manishaa7046 — 4 days ago