u/markfunkbunch

ho this is uriang'r augurelt from the scions of the seventh dawn, s'rry to receiveth backeth to thee so late, i just did finish reviewing thy application and inf'rmation thee hath sent in. I wanteth to sayeth yond i bethink wouldst beest delight'd to joineth our group. From what i'm looking at,your wein'r is massive. I cullionly the the lady'r girth and juciness high-lone is ridiculous. T looks as if 't be true somebody glu'd a lalafell leggeth to the bottom of thy t'rso. Thee couldst belike standeth on t liketh a tripod, and thats not coequal mentioning how bacon-fed thy nuts art. But t doest appeareth yond thou art going to has't to taketh yond gin'rmous schmeat to the rising stones, and most wondrous of luck to thee,scion!