Early Lolcow of the Week Contenders: Green Bay Packers

You seriously lost to the Atlanta Falcons!

No wait, you lost to a Falcons team that only put up 3 fucking points against the Panthers. Worse than that, you have toothpicks as your fucking o-line. Matt LaFleur is a goddamn terrorist. He should've been fired after the Bears Wild Card game but instead the Packers organization gave him a fucking extension.

This o-line gave no answers to how to protect the run against Bijan Robinson, Brian Robinson Jr, or Drake London and let them feast out there.

The Packers should've started 0-3. That win against the Jets was a joke because Aaron Glenn can't coach 60 minutes of a game to save his fucking life.

FIRE MATT LAFLEUR!

I feel sorry for Tom Grossi to stream this shitty game.

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u/mattyGOAT1996 — 21 days ago

FIRE MATT LAFLEUR

WHAT AN EMBARRASSING FUCKING CHOKE AND I'M NOT EVEN A PACKERS FAN!

You were up 12 and then get blown out 39-22 (btw that's Scorigami)!

And you fans were blaming the refs! Yes that roughing the passer call on Carson Wentz was bullshit but how the fuck do you not take the points the drive before to at least extend the lead before the Vikings went all over your ass!

The blame should mostly be Matt LaFleur! He's the new Kyle Shanahan when it comes to choking away 10+ point leads. And before you start with this "Oh it's Week 1 anything can happen" bullshit, let me remind you LaFleur was one of the main reasons the Packers choked away two games to the Bears including the Wild Card game where they were up 21-6 in the 4th quarter! You know? The Brandon McManus missing 7 crucial points game. Tree was right when he called up Grossi that the Packers should've fired Matt LaFleur immediately after the wild card game. Idk why the Packers kept him.

Fire Matt LaFleur now, do not wait until end of the season!

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u/mattyGOAT1996 — 1 month ago

Lolcow Franchise remains Lolcow Franchise

The Browns are a clownshow Franchise run by a clown named Jimmy Haslam. They seriously going to start Deshaun Watson Week 1 against the Jaguars?! I know Shedeur Sanders isn't good but I take him over Groper Cleveland any day. YOU ARE FOREVER THE FACTORTY OF SADNESS!

SELL THE TEAM HASLAM!

u/mattyGOAT1996 — 2 months ago
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Trying to find a Mama Luigi YTP

I remembered watching this sometime between 2009 and 2011. When Luigi said "the place was desserted" it showed a house filled with desserts like a box of Jell-O and an ice cream sundae I think. And then the line "Koopa Football players grabbed the princess" to the tune of "We Like to Party" by Vengaboys. And then when Yoshi cracked out of his egg, there was a "bomb" sound effect from Morshu in Zelda Cd-i game along with Luigi saying "HYELLLLLLLP" followed by an explosion.

If anyone can find it, please lmk.

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u/mattyGOAT1996 — 3 months ago

IT'S STILL NOT COMING HOME!

LOL ENGLAND! FUCKING CHOKERS! AND DOING IT IN ATLANTA TOO!

Up 1-0 55 minutes in and then boom 83 minutes in, Enzo Fernandez scores equalizing the game 1-1!

Then in stoppage time, 9 minutes added, Argentina scores the dagger with Martinez scoring the game winner! Argentina wins 2-1!

CONGLATURATION ENGLAND! YOU ARE STILL THE DALLAS COWBOYS & TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS OF SOCCER!

IT'S NOT COMING HOME BUT YOU WILL COME HOME WITH 3RD AT THE MOST!

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u/mattyGOAT1996 — 3 months ago

CONGLATURATION EGYPT!

# YOU BLEW IT!

YOU WERE UP 2-0 78 1/2 MINUTES INTO THE GAME AND MESSI WAS PERFORMING LIKE CRAP! Hell even got a penalty kicked blocked early on. Then, Argentina scored and then Messi scored again around 80 minutes in and then in stoppage time, Argentina scores another goal to win 3-2!

BUT WAIT IT GETS WORSE! You were playing at the Falcons stadium in Atlanta! Notorious for so many chokes! You can bury yourselves under the Pyramids and not be found for hundreds of years like King Tut's grave!

Fuck off out of here at your expense!

YOU BLEW IT!

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u/mattyGOAT1996 — 3 months ago

CONGLATURATION GERMANY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

YOU LED IN POSSESSION, EXPECTED GOALS, AND SHOTS ON GOALS! NEVERTHELESS, LED ACCURATE PASSES 719-161! ONLY FOR YOU TO END IN REGULATION 1-1! BUT THEN JONATHAN TAH BECAME A HERO! ONLY FOR THAT GOAL TO BE WAIVED OFF BY GOALIE INTERFERENCE!

THEN, PENALTY KICKS!

PARAGUAY WAS GIVING YOU EVERY BIT OF LIFE AFTER THEY WERE UP 2-1 IN PENALTIES AND THEN TIED AT 3-3 ON THE 6TH ATTEMPT, TAH FLIES IT OVERHEAD AND THEN JOSE CANALE SCORES THE GAME WINNER FOR PARAGUAY AND THEY MOVE ON TO THE ROUND OF 16!

THIS IS THE SAME FUCKING PARAGUAY TEAM THAT LOST 4-1 TO USA IN THE GROUP MATCH!

CONGLATURATION GERMANY AND ALL OF UEFA, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY THE SEC OF INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL! YOU LOST TO A SMALL CONMEBOL NATION!

NOW IT'S RIOTING TIME IN GERMANY!

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u/mattyGOAT1996 — 4 months ago

If I had a nickel for every time a team with a red flag with a crescent gets embarrassed in the 2026 WC

I would have two nickels which isn't a lot but weird it happened twice!

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Wow Tunisia, you've been a fucking embarrassment! First you fired your head coach and then laid an egg losing 4-0 to Japan! Total fucking embarrassment!

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u/mattyGOAT1996 — 4 months ago