The Official Unofficial Hamish & Andy Board Game (Built while we wait for Jack!)
Hearing that we might have to wait over a year for Jack to build the Hamish & Andy board game I thought I'd build one myself.
Been listening since the radio days and went down a rabbit hole building a browser board game out of the show's segments. It's free, no ads, no sign-up, works on your computer straight away — pass-and-play with mates or against AI versions of the boys. You play as a little 3D figurine of Hamish, Andy, Cacklin' Jack or Web Geezer Jez.
The goal: first to get 8 coins (or an 8-Coin) to win the game. You collect coins by doing challenges you land on as you travel around the board.
Here's what you'll land on:
☎ RANDOM JOHN — We've dialled three random numbers. Pick a call. If a John answers, that's a John Point (1 coin). But careful, one of the calls might be a Rob, and as we all know, a Rob takes a John Point away.
3 THE AHOYS — Three things, one connection. Can you solve how they are all linked?
SALACIOUS HEADLINES — Three headlines, two we made up, one that was genuinely printed by a real newspaper. Guess the real one/. I researched ~30 verified real front pages for this and the NT News ones are undefeated. No fake headline can compete with WHY I STUCK A CRACKER UP MY CLACKER.
WHO HAS MORE FOLLOWERS? — Dr. Oz vs Dr Pepper. Snoop Dogg vs Snoopy. The Rock vs Uluru (an actual rock). Post Malone vs Australia Post. Pick who has more Instagram followers and win a coin.
SPECIAL SKILLS — Can you complete the challenge to prove you have special skills? Balance a shoe on your head and hop in a circle. Throw food in the air and catch it in your mouth. Roll a toilet paper roll across the floor and knock over a bottle. Good luck!
DEEP CUTS — The fun "deep" hamish and andy references for the true true fans. Golden Day, Gap Byear, Ghosting, ConCon , Must Be Nice!, The Weasel, Burg Boys, Zio Pino's Pizza Lotto, the Mandated Break... plus the H&A Loyalty Card (permanent Power Move discount).
POWER MOVES (the strategy bit) - You can spend coins in the Power Move Shop: a Standard trap (1 coin — victims pay you tribute), or a Hostile Takeover (convert a rival's trap into YOURS). Victims have to pay coins so you have to determine if you want to set up traps or save for the win.
Play it here: https://hamishandandygame.com/
Please share any suggestions you have to make it better!
Cheers!