Henlo Max (5M Russian Blue) here! Mine dad is not getting up and doing werks anymore. Hims also put all da werk stuff in a bocks and take it away! Did mine pawsuit stop da werks furever?
Henlo Max (5M Russian Blue) here out for da hunt. Does you want anyting while I am out?
Henlo Max (5M Russian Blue) here! Today I did an escape and did a play outside for HOURS, all da hoomans wuz worried but I iz back inside safe! Go crimez!
Henlo Max (5M Russian Blue) here! Today da grandmeowther came and gibbed dad hooman fuds (She had some leftovers she wanted to give me) and she bringed two hooman kittenz! (Her boyfriend’s daughters. They’re wonderful little kids. They’re almost like little sisters to me.) and deh petted and petted me and den da littlest one tried to CATNAP me! (The 7 yo joked about taking him home with her.) What does I do?
Henlo Max (5M Russian Blue) here! I is on da nips rn. Iz so HAPPY!
Henlo Max (5M Russian Blue) here! Iz mine birdday! I iz now five! Will be chimkins and wet fud at mine party. All frens are invited!
Henlo Max (4M Russian Blue) here. Mine dad take mine collar to mine great-grandpawrents and great-grandma fixed it! Also it was himz 21st birdday da udder day and he did TOO MANY hooman nips!
Henlo Max (4M Russian Blue) mine dad is twenty-one todays! I cuddle on him as gift.
Henlo grey fren Niko! Is your birthday! Mine dad and I both sez to have an very happy one!
Henlo Max (4M Russian Blue) here! Mine bow tie collar broke and now I iz nekked. I must SOO!