u/medium_jock
▲ 307 r/discworld
SQUEEE!!!!!
Look who I met at the con
She signed 2 of the sleeves of games she wrote the stories for hence the games flair
u/medium_jock — 2 months ago
▲ 139 r/discworld
OMG!!!!!!!
I'm so happy and excited at the moment as I'm going to DWCON in 2 weeks and will be taking 2 computer games to be signed by Rhianna Pratchett as she has been announced as a surprise guest. The wife will be getting our copies of Rhianna's books signed as well, but so happy finally going to be able to meet her and speak about the games she wrote for!!!!!
Those who are unfortunately not going to the con please don't hate me too much
u/medium_jock — 3 months ago
▲ 466 r/humansarespaceorcs
Don't wake the Terran engineer and don't do damage the ship at the same time
Pirate Captain: This is the pirate ship Gods Fury we have disabled your engines so prepared to be boarded
Alien Captain whispering: Sorry could you be a bit quieter and also just leave we would be most grateful and you'll survive
PC still shouting: What are you on about. Me not survive, you have minimal weapons and a large cargo now power down!!!
AC: Please stop shouting. Our engineer is a Terran and we have just managed to get him to sleep after 3 Terran days and had to use their alcohol to do so.
PC: HA! You think that scares me
Alien 2ic: Sir bad news Steve is awake
AC: Lockdown the bridge. All crew members Steve is awake so lock yourselves in your quarters.
To PC
I'd make peace with any gods you may have
Faint shout: I had just got to sleep and some bastard woke me and damaged the engine. Just wait until I get my hands on them
u/medium_jock — 4 months ago
In Search of Choccywoccydoodah
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u/medium_jock — 5 months ago
▲ 407 r/humansarespaceorcs
That was just cruel
Alien Lieutenant: Commander I have bad new from HQ
Alien Commander: Ok lieutenant let's hear it
AL: The Huntirans are expected to overrun our position before reinforcements can arrive and to make things worse they have intercepted the humans supplies of coffee, hot sauce and alcohol.
AC: This is great news we'll turn the tide of this battle yet put me through the camp PA system.
AL: Sir I don't understand we're likely to die soon and the humans are likely to stop fighting.
AC: You've never seen an angry and spite driven human before lieutenant but your about to.
'Ahem, this is to the human soldiers. I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is that the Huntirans have intercepted the latest shipment of coffee, hot sauce and alcohol. The good news is that they're likely to kill us all before our meagre supplies run out. We are working on a plan so please stay at your posts and continue the fight'
AL: Sir why would you do that? They're going to stop fighting now or finish up their supplies.
AC: Now they won't. *speaking into a handheld comm* Gate team the humans will be leaving shortly do not put up more than a token resistance for stopping them. Lieutenant bring up our ariel feed and send for popcorn please.
u/medium_jock — 5 months ago
