r/discworld

A friend is having something custom engraved for me, but it can’t be more than 22 characters (and spaces in between words, plus punctuation, count as characters). Any suggestions on a Discworld quote that could fit those parameters?

EDIT TO ADD: Thank you all so much! Your suggestions are wonderful. The text will be printed on a little porcelain York ghost. (I should add—I have to win him in the monthly website order lottery, so it’s not a sure thing I’ll even get him.) Right now I’m leaning toward “The turtle moves” since that’s my favorite book, but “I aten’t dead yet” has some strong personal significance too. Please keep the suggestions coming. I appreciate them!!

In my school, we are required to teach a fantasy/fable unit, and the curriculum writers give you plans for Wind in the Willows, which my kids found to be very dull until I gave up and subbed Jules Feiffer’s A Barrel of Laughs, A Vale of Tears. Do you think I could get away with teaching a unit on Wee Free Men? (Obviously not continuing too far with Tiffany, because the books grow up with her.). I used to use Graveyard Book, but Gaiman has a… certain reputation these days that I am not touching.

Graveyard Book got mixed by prior admin due to “dark themes” before I knew of the accusations but that admin has moved on and (gulp) I’m the admin now, so I get a pretty wide berth so long as the kids get educated. I know my upcoming fourth graders are a pretty sardonic group, so I think it might fit them perfectly.

And yes, I will do the accent during read alouds for the Feegles. Even though my Scottish accent is painfully bad.

Reading Snuff for the nth time and had one of those STP revelations we love so much.

Toward the end, the goblin Stinky is saying his farewells to Vimes. It goes like this:

"Hang, Sam Vimes. Hang together or hang separately. Above all, hang on. Hang, Mr. Vimes.

Vimes sighed "I think it's quite likely that I might."

At first this reads like a throwaway line. Just Sam Vimes being Sam Vimes. Had Sybil been there she would have said "Oh, Sam" and swatted him playfully.

But then I got to thinking about the oft-foreshadowed, quite possibly inevitable, conflict between Vimes and Carrot. A very foreseeable result of this conflict would be Carrot executing Sam Vimes, and Sam Vimes voluntarily submitting himself to the law a la Socrates.

It'd be dark, but STP didn't shy away from darkness when he felt it necessary. Imagine Vimes committing some act that was criminal but also the "right" thing to do at the time. Like if something had happened to Sybil or Sam Jr. and the Summoning Dark broke through, just for a moment. You can see Sam finally snapping, but you can also see Sam insisting that he face justice for snapping. Or perhaps Sam takes out Vetinari (it runs in the family), who has finally taken realpolitik too far, and then King Carrot is on the throne . . .

You could even see Sam Vimes insisting that Carrot execute him, as the law requires. Sam would force Carrot to issue the verdict. Carrot would have tears in his eyes, but he'd do the just thing and send Sam to Mr. Trooper's warm embrace.

Obviously I have no idea if this was where STP was going with the Vimes & Carrot dynamic. But I think this rings true as a possibility and Vimes' "it's quite likely I might [hang]" was more than a throwaway line. It was foreshadowing.

My read-through of Discworld has been a very hectic one so far; I started with Mort a while back, and have been going with the really hectic mix of mostly late-series audiobooks my library has. Thief of Time was the last one available to me (for now). Can't say I reccomend the audiobook version, the sound mixing is weird and not very high quality.

Loved the story, though. I love how it discusses personifications and the unavoidable way even things like the auditors are shaped by humanity. Susan is a delight, even if I don't think I'll ever fully understand her character motivations.

The history monks are so interesting, I like what Pratchett does with them. I do feel a bit bad for what becomes of Jeremy, he feels a little left behind in it all. I know he's technically still there, but he felt like he had a lot more character than Lobsang when it came down to it and both lost a lot of character by becoming a diety.

My only complaint is one I've found myself with across a few books (the last few Tiffany Aching installments, parts of the Moist Von Lipwig series) which is that Sir Terry writes incredible, interesting friendships, but in my opinion he doesn't write very interesting romances. I've noticed he tends to forgo developing those interesting friendships into relationships for introducing other less fleshed-out romances, or the romance part of a relationship is the least interesting part of the characters. (I love Vimes and Sybil, but I don't think their romantic relationship is very interestingly written from what I've read, for example.) That may just be me being very ace and kind of aro, though.

Right now Monstrous Regiment is still my favorite in the series, but curious about where Thief of Time ranks for you guys.

I've had people recommend Douglas Adams, Tom Holt, and the Dungeon Crawler Carl series based off knowing I love Discworld. But I've always found it's more because they are funny sci fi/fantasy books than anything else. I think Pratchett's full depth is so unique. But genuinely curious if people have found another author like him

While my favorite uncle was visiting from out of state a few years ago, I lent him my copy of Nation knowing he’s one of the few people in the family who would not only read it but enjoy it. He came for a return visit at the beginning of this year and gave a rave review of it and asked for more suggestions. I was absolutely delighted because I don’t know any fans irl and I had the pleasure to introduce one. I suggested to start on Small Gods then gave a layout of the rest of the series. I can’t wait for when he visits again and to hear his thoughts!

So, I decided to start collecting Discworld novels in physical format.

Checking out discworld.com, I found there are "Letterbox Editions" in preorder: it's completely unclear whether they are simply reprint of the Josh Kirby covers or something else entirely.

As I'm a bit of fixated on consistency in book formats and style(and I find the 2022 covers and the hardback covers not fitting with the contents), I would prefer to avoid risking mismatching. Also shipping from UK to Italy is 15£ so I'm not really feeling like to risk.

Do anybody has any idea, or any idea where I might get more information?

Thank you a lot.

So this is the second discworld book I've read after randomly starting from Thief of Time. I mostly picked this one because I loved Susan in the other book and wanted to read more about her. Unfortunately I made the mistake of reading Soul Music in my native language Finnish. It took me a MONTH to finish this book because I was so bored due to not understanding pretty much a single reference, and a lot of it was due to the jokes being lost in translation for me. Here are some examples:

- The whole "elvish" this had to be explained by the translator in an extra text box, because it's pretty much impossible to translate to Finnish and the joke making sense. The word they used was "haltijasukua" (=related to elves) or "haltijamainen" (=elf-like) so it sounding nothing like the name Elvis just sort of lost the joke completely

- I also hated all the Finnish name translations 😭 Buddy was called "Patee" so I thought it was some sort of reference to the French dish pâté (don't laugh at me) and had absolutely no idea that it was a Buddy Holly reference. I was so confused lmao

- "Music with rocks in it" was translated to "Kivenkovaa musiikkia" (= rock-hard music) which I thought was so much less funny than the original one. Even the name of the book, "Elävää musiikkia" (=Living music) was kinda meh..

- And well I just didn't in understand like any of the references so the band scenes were super boring and repetitive to me, but that was partially due to me just not knowing the references anyway.

I loved Susan tho!

I'm curious to hear if other people have had similar problems reading in their native language.

So naturally something about children and the stupidity of people.