



Somewhere in the early 1500s in rural China, this meteorite fell. The locals thought it was dragons and accordingly, left them alone. Nobody messes with dragons unless they absolutely have to.
Fast-forward to the cultural revolution and now, no dragons anymore (😭) but they need metal and so they went out and gathered up the pieces. Luckily their ovens were not hot enough to melt it and that's why I have this little piece!
We've got a birthday coming up and the birthday girl asked for special chocolates and I had some PEX laying around so!
To do this you will need mushrooms, completely dry and ground up. A chocolate melter, a chocolate bar mold (I'm using one of the Dubai chocolate molds off Amazon), a metal spatula, a rubber spatula or whatever you like to stir with, and some chocolate chips.
We're using chocolate chips because they don't require tempering since they have emulsifiers in them so they will hold their shape in a 350° oven. Now take your mold and fill it with your chocolate chips. Yes, unmelted. This will tell you how much chocolate you need to fill the mold and then put another tablespoon or 2 in there on top of that.
Put them in your chocolate melter and melt it. Be sure to let the chocolate melt fully, you don't want any lumps. Mix in your ground mushrooms, this was 16 g so I did it in two batches.
You might need to warm up your chocolate again because mixing in the ground up mushrooms will bring the temperature of the mass down.
It won't hurt the chocolate to warm it up again and it won't hurt the actives. Heat will destroy our magic chemical but it takes a lot of heat and concentrated for a long time, like half an hour. 2 to 3 minutes in a chocolate melter will hurt nothing. This is the same reason making tea and doing a flash sauté works so well.
OK you got your mass pliable again, put it in the chocolate bar mold. This is what you need your spatula for, to get it down into the mold and also, pick up your mold and smack it down on the counter a few times to get out any bubbles that might be in there.
Pop it in the fridge and 30 minutes later, take it out. Remove, slice it up, paint if you like and put in foil if you like.
Have a lovely day!
I hope I chose the right flare but upon reading in my new sampler of the Discworld Bestiary, I find this. The entry is the Ambiguous Puzuma, and there is a note from Prof Rincewind regarding its diet.
"It's hard to know - and frankly quite undesirable to find out - what the Ambiguous Pazuma eats: presumably 'fast food'; something almost as speedy, an animal that remains perpetually in motion and never at rest - Dr Hix suggests some sort of supersonic buffalo.*
*Despite Dr. Hicks's assertions - and his insistence that we name the still- theoretical creature after him no evidence of the "Hix bison" has, thus far, been uncovered."
My favorite brother ensuring he has a steady stream of baked goods across his threshold. I was not expecting two good omens badges, but I'm not complaining and I love the key ring! The hoodie is beautiful and thick and very soft, I will be wearing it until I die and possibly getting buried in it, I haven't decided yet.
To you good folk at the Discworld Emporium, thank you so very much!!
He does not understand.
But he has started it at long last. Please, I don't care about Candy Quackenbush just give me the third book of the Art!!
i've got about four KG of this material now but I have to keep it away from Athena. She got to sniff it really close and then no more.
Just got this little guy and welcomed him home and he had one flower two days ago when he got here. Now he has two! Open informed this is a self polinating variety so I will be introducing a paintbrush into the equation when they're a little more open.
Seriously between the fact that I have to be awake for this, the smell of my own flesh burning from the cautery iron, how badly it burns when they put the local in, the fact that now they expect you to go home with 60 stitches in your face and just take Tylenol*, God help you if you sneeze! And I honestly don't think I can do this again.
We suspect there's one on my lower eyelid and I stupidly looked up the surgery for that. I cannot let a doctor walk up to my eyeball with needles and scalpels and start cutting. I would absolutely lose my mind and fight back.
I don't want to do this again, but I also can NOT do another one of these surgeries awake. I've had at least 23 Moh's surgeries. Back in the 80s they didn't have Moh's, you just got it excised and well, that doesn't truly work.
I have had regrowth every single place they've taken a basal cell off of my face. I joke that my face is actually a collection of scars that I have to maintain and that the skin is incidental. I have a Harry Potter lightning bolt scar on my forehead.
* when did painkillers after surgery become bad? Someone cut into my face and removed multiple pieces, that's gonna hurt like Hell
when the local wears off. I don't need a surgeon looking at me like I'm a junkie when all I need is pain relief for that first week and there's nothing wrong with asking for pain relief after surgery!!
no pictures, but I'm interested to hear if you've had a similar experience and how you dealt with it. Anyone else had a skin cancer removed from their eyelid? Anyone else just absolutely sick and tired of doing this awake and refusing to do it unless they can have actual anesthesia next time?
also not mine, but I had to share. Oookk!
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