Kbity is struggling in hospital. Pls send energy through the blåhaj network. Mine is set to receive.

I have a very bad infection that could be lethal and need iv injections. But the needle broke off on the current IV and after 30 mins of stabbing nobody could find kbity's veins 3:

Kbity has cptsd and is struggling to stay still for even one more needle. Kbity is a bit scawed. Hugging blåhaj now and trying to rest with bad pain.

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u/michimatsch — 1 day ago

"Do not move! I have two girls cuddling on my boobs, this is what I am taking HRT for!"

Had a friend over for cuddling (first time we ever did that) and us and wifey cuddled a long time, all bit each other, I got them to make moves on each other (they made out at the end!), our cat alter got to be bitten on the neck simultaneously by both of them and we gave the friend a lot of gay panic (apparently we are really strong and they find that super attractive) - alas we have no chance with them as the age gap is too much for them but it was still fun.

Anyways, friend and wifey were cuddling on our boobs (which they complimented for being very comfy) and at some point moved off them which prompted me to exclaim the above words, hehe.
Peak line tbh. I then accidentally discovered that that friend had a praise kink by calling both of them "good gays" when they both were back on my boobs. Hehe.
Girls.

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u/michimatsch — 12 days ago

I went into the room to my partner to drop the line "I know you always slack on updates so how about I update your kernel and check on some other stuff" while moving in close and all I got was a "yeah, good idea, my brain keeps producing weird bugs" in a completely neutral tone

I am not even sure they understood we were flirting and not just offering to do maintenance. I don't think we are cut out for robot girls, even if we are decent at IT and putting hardware together.

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u/michimatsch — 13 days ago

Our cat alter is like, so cute. Like, it's unfair, help.

So, when we hear our partner climb the stairs of the apartment (it is old and we are up high so you can hear her coming from a long way off) she sometimes takes to fronting and when our partner opens the door she barrels at them, showering them in kisses, "love you"s, and face rubs and purring until they are backed up against a wall barely able to contain the assault of cuteness.
Gods, so adorable.

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u/michimatsch — 17 days ago

My wife said they didn't wanna go to the lesbian hangout because they are depressed. I made them, they got consensually bitten by another vampire and now the other vampire and me will both bite them together. Needless to say they look way more favorably on having gone there now.

Go outside, you could meet a cute vamp that wants to drink your blood!

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u/michimatsch — 22 days ago

How do you feel about the (system) name Ametria?

It's based on the gem ametrine which can have color facets from purple to yellow. It therefore can contain all the colors our system associates with. We also wanted a name that feels like a "normal" name. Other systems have names that clearly reference themselves being systems and that's cool for them but we wanted something that is a name for one person because we are many people but we also consider ourselves one person and usually all cofront in one way or another.

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u/michimatsch — 1 month ago

Kann keine Gynäkologin* im Raum Stuttgart für die Nachversorgung nach der GaOP finden. Bekommt man da Abhilfe über die 116117? Ab wann vor der GaOP sollte ich da anrufen?

Hi,

Titel basically. Bin jetzt 12 Gynäkologen durch und...ich habe aktuell einfach keine Spoons mehr. Und telefonieren ist für mich auch schwierig, daher wollte ich fragen, ob Mensch da irgendwas im Voraus haben sollte?

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u/michimatsch — 1 month ago

MTF - Gibt es Gewichts/BMI-Limits bei Lubos für die GaOP?

Hi,
ich habe meine GaOP im November und mache mir gerade Sorgen, um die mich ablehnen könnten, weil ich einen BMI um die 31 habe und damit pauschal als übergewichtig gelte. Mein Endo weißt da auch immer drauf hin, aber ich mache halt täglich Kampfsport und Krafttraining und will mich eigentlich nicht von verabschieden - vor allem weil ich ja nach der OP mich eh nicht viel bewegen darf und viel davon verlieren werde.
Weiß also jemand ob Lubos harte Gewichts-oder BMI Limits für die GaOP hat?

Edit: Habe Info von der Klinik bekommen. BMI sollte 30 sein. Wird aber auch auf Muskel und Fettgewebe bezogen. heißt bei hohem Muskelanteil darf man auch drüber liegen. Nehme aber trotzdem ab. Nur zur Sicherheit. Danke für die Antworten <3

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u/michimatsch — 2 months ago
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What phone apps for logging fronting (and cofronting) and system chats/notes and maybe polls are easy to use and safe?

Us and our partner system had new members pop in recently. Since it has become a bit hard to track who has been fronting and who wanted to do what and not everyone is always available to immediately ask we were looking at system apps.
Unfortunately the app simply plural that everyone recommended is closing down.
I looked at some others but some used AI and that made me feel a bit unsafe about them.

So, can anyone recommend some apps?
We mainly need fronting and cofronting tracking and system chat. It should be easy to use on a day-to-day basis as we are chronically low on spoons due to a host (hah!) of chronic issues.

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u/michimatsch — 2 months ago

My brain is being bad and saying I like like an ugly man instead of saying I look like a cute girl

I think it was triggered by me realising I had put on weight in the last few months cuz life was really hard. And now it says I look fat instead of muscular like I used to look, it body dysmorphia's my B-cups away and makes me think I could never be a pretty woman :(

I know rationally that I am incredibly pretty to my wife (who is unfortunately not available for a few days) but my brain won't shut up. Why is my brain so mean?
Anyone willing to tell me it will be fine and stuff? I know it will be but it's just hard to believe it right now.

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u/michimatsch — 2 months ago

"Yuri is often prescribed for cptsd and depression."

My brain stopped working for a moment while I was talking with my wife who is finally considering going on antidepressants and I was gonna mention that sertraline is often prescribed for cptsd and depression and that that was likely what they would get put on. Instead I produced this wonderful statement.
it's true though. Yuri definitely helps with cptsd and depression so I cannot complain too much.

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u/michimatsch — 2 months ago

A friend of ours drew all the system members of my partner and the drawing is so cute. I love all of them so much &gt;_&lt;

The friend didn't give any contact data but said I could share it. I know he worked for commission before but I guess he doesn't think anyone would be interested because of a quick sketch?
(2 names are hidden cuz they respond to legal names)

u/michimatsch — 2 months ago

Lemme tell ya, talking with your parents over discord about insurance, bottom surgery, and some other stuff while you can hear your wife in the background faintly moaning and whimpering is an experience.

They definitely didn't hear her but I could. Silly masochist getting excited over epilating. Who gets turned on by that?
(I love them so much :3 )

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u/michimatsch — 3 months ago

Any idea for cute earrings I could get for when I get my ears pierced?

After getting a lot of facial dysphoria recently I decided to do something about it. I booked a waxing session for my eyebrows and am planning to get my ears pierced by a professional so I can wear earrings since I noticed that clip on earrings made my face look more feminine buuuut I am kinda lost what kinda earrings to get?
I am planning to make some diy ones down the line but I think I should just buy some buuut no idea what would look proper cute.
Soooo any ideas? I can always look if I can actually find something so all recommendations are welcome.

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u/michimatsch — 3 months ago