u/mikeymo1741

As a driver, I have a serious question for Uber Eats customers.

I've been delivering for 6 years. I can say without a doubt that if I drive down the street at night and there's one house with the lights not on, that's the one I'm delivering to.

So my question is this: if you know that it's late at night and somebody is bringing food to your house, why in the name of Zeus's butthole do you not turn your outside lights on?

https://preview.redd.it/3f60kro95o6h1.png?width=626&format=png&auto=webp&s=f4223de173e0acf125b6881abeeee43e4a1d5241

I always thought whether or not you have the coffee cup was market dependent, but my wife just logged on after about a year because they threw her a fat promo and SHE has it and I never have. What the deuce?