u/mjoverjumps

INSANE handler records and POSTS lying on DMV paperwork about impairing conditions

yall this is crazy and i have no one to talk to about it!!!

i feel like it should be reported, holy crap?

this handler posted a video of her filling out DMV paperwork, checking “no” to all symptoms that would impair a driver from safely operating a vehicle. and states that the answer should be YES to conditions/impairments that cause vertigo, blackouts, and seizures. she is LYING to the DMV about being able to drive safely and FLAUNTING it.

if you need a service dog for your disabilities, and proudly wear your labels on your dog’s dozens of vests and attention-grabbing paraphernalia (goggles, shoes, light-up billboards that say HEY LOOK A SERVICE DOG) then you BETTER walk that walk and maintain transparency regarding your condition when it comes to the SAFETY of OTHERS. you cannot! cherry! pick! when you are handicapped by unconsciousness in public for mucho attention and then when you can magically fight off seizures so you can drive around all jolly. uh-oh, if the public sees that i’m able to drive me and my doggy might feel invalidated! uh oh, if i can’t drive then how am i supposed to have fun!!

where is the responsibility here. where is the accountability, the moral obligation to not jeopardize your dog and everyone else on the road? ahhh there it is, it’s prioritized after your convenience.

this is 1) IDIOTIC. she left her FULLLLLLL NAME…. hence why this video might be hard to decipher (i had to blur out her information), as well as an address, which she states is the university she attends - not her personal dwelling - so i left that in… but wheeeew boy ain’t admissions going to love that!

  1. ABSOLUTELY NEGLIGENT. if you can truthfully check “yes” to any of these questions YOU SHOULD NOT BE DRIVING WITHOUT HONEST MEDICAL CLEARANCE. YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.

this is such an incriminating post. did she think any reasonable person would think this video is more funny than horrifying? does she feel cool enough yet? really really brisk path to incarceration. good riddance

u/mjoverjumps — 2 days ago

very gentle snark

bc i literally never thought deborah barbara phyllis etc would be the most beautiful names someone’s ever heard

u/mjoverjumps — 6 days ago

UPDATE on 3-girl space (2 cats 1 human)

original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/femalelivingspace/s/8Pmik6mHvD

guys! i don’t know how it really happened, but i used a drill for the first time in my 21 years… and then it just never left my hands and i went nuts all over the apartment with cat paraphernalia

please ignore the signs under the tree in their commode abode (bathroom, but also where i put my giant closet lol) that i still need to hang up, the fact that i own a rose gold cat stroller, and the squat dark wood tree in the living room that is probably going to be donated!

i have some nefarious plans for installing some feline freeways on the ceiling but ive been testing my luck with electrocution by not using a stud/wire finder so i should probably reload my good karma first

u/mjoverjumps — 12 days ago
▲ 1 r/AskVet

intermittent green and bloody stool in 7 m/o feline: how worried should i be?

Hello! I have a 7 month old female Maine Coon. About a week ago she stooled a very liquidy, green-hued puddle with a small amount of blood that immediately fumigated my entire apartment (spacious and difficult to obliterate the way she did). She was quickly bathed - and sheets/duvet washed, floors mopped and disinfected, windows opened, purifiers blasted - as it tracked down her leg and was potent.

I immediately made a vet appointment; her primary had availability the next day. However, she resumed to her usual activity levels with her significant and ravenous appetite and showed no signs of discomfort. I understand that cats are stoic and refrain from presenting weakness as much as possible, but the appetite is certainly hard to fake and she had no issue with me pressing on her tummy - she purred the whole time.

The vet appointment was cancelled due to scheduling error, and by the time she gave me her next poop, (which was, concerningly, 24 hours later - she usually stools a bit more frequently) it was back to normal. After this she continued to stool healthily and regularly, so I chalked it up to a one-off “She Ate Something Weird” and did not reschedule.

Today, she gave me another green and very very slightly red poop of similar odor, although this time it was solid and regularly shaped. Once again, she shows no sensitivity in her abdominal region, no regression in appetite and no change in behavior or energy.

I immediately bagged the sample and brought it to her primary for a pediatric fecal, which should come back within a few days. Should it come back clear from parasitic or bacterial infection, she will be scheduled for an exam.

I have tried to narrow down a potential food intolerance based on what I know she had eaten before these stools, but I am not exactly certain of what I believe might be the common denominators: Instinct rabbit wet food and Pure Bites dehydrated chicken treats are possibly the similarities.

I know there is no way to truly assess her individual situation from a Reddit post, but I was wondering (perhaps not allowed to answer —> if anyone has ever seen a similar presentation of symptoms, or lack thereof given her demeanor, and knows what the diagnosis ended up being? |<—) Even if that question cannot be answered: Is there anything in particular I should monitor her for while we wait for the results? Should I isolate her from my other cat, who has been steadily in good health with regular stool this whole time, despite close contact, shared litter boxes, and 24/7 interaction?

I was supposed to pick up a kitten on Sunday, but will be delaying this event until I am sure she is not contagious.

In terms of her health, history, and background: 7 m/o 9.6 lb female Maine Coon with overseas travel history. Arrived to the US vaccinated, spayed, dewormed, and in good health March 27. Preemptive fecal and wellness exam done April 1st; results of both were satisfactory. Additional exam performed April 27 for teeth grinding during meals. Vet examined mouth, noted gingivitis (irritation, swelling, redness, abrasion) on upper left premolar; concluded that it is an adult tooth growing in (half-emerged) and likely a result of teething. Eats a rotation of Nulo, Instinct, Weruva, Feline Natural, & Open Farm wet foods minimum 4x/day, plus whenever she asks. Dehydrated chicken for treats. Lives with a 15 month old Selkirk Rex (spayed and up-to-date) female in great health who has remained asymptomatic.

I am a paranoid owner and have noticed a small bump on her tummy on multiple occasions. However, when I try to re-locate it after a few seconds of concern I realize that it feels like it could be a) a nipple or b) a mound of fur, which can pile up to a similar feel under the friction of my fingers. Now I am convincing myself I am ignoring a growth but I am also 99.9% sure I am probably crazy.

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u/mjoverjumps — 13 days ago