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HINDI NIYO NAKITA UNG TYPO SA UNANG POST NETO..

Anyway, pangulangot o pangsuksok sa tenga lang ba o ano? 😭

I don't know how he does it... He always talks about how students in lower levels score higher than our section on average. Then proceeds to do... That.

My bad I don't know how to spell Bivouac but can we talk about the "diferent" and "continous" written on the board? 😭

Enema. I was on the bus and heard it from the guy beside me then his wife facepalmed through the phone.

That's so crazy 🙄 gev wa u wa the bus a w is ohhh

I got sent a Facebook AI reel by my aunt about how drinking too much soft drinks is bad for your digestive system yada yada

The thing is I don't drink soft drinks, like at all. I hate the carbonation. But guess who opens a new bottle of coca cola EVERY night at dinner? Nevertheless pours a whole glass for my cousin half my age? Almost every night!!

Then I get sent another one about how when parents scold their children being on their phone it's because "they love them".

I admit I got grounded one time for that in the past when I was in 5th grade. But guess who has the audacity to claim her grandmother's phone as her own (even if she has her own) + accused her friends of being thieves who stole her phone after she just misplaced it. That's right, not me, it's my cousin who lives under her wing.

Never trust anything when you feel your stomach hurt even the tiniest bit. Never. Again. This was years ago.

I knew I felt my stomach hurt but I thought it was me being hungry and lunch break was about 15-20 mins so I figured I could survive still. I was about to go outside the classroom to pass gas (LIKE I ALWAYS DO??) but one of my classmates pulled me down back to the ground to talk (I was sweating to stop the fart) and she didn't mean it but she did talk my ear off. 💔

Then finally I was free but then there were too many people blocking the door so I figured "okay nvm". So I went to one corner of the room to pass it and then moved to the other side. (BIGGEST MISTAKE).

I didn't shart myself if you were wondering. But the smell took a lot longer to spread (I was alr on the other side) and I didn't say anything because my classmates already started pointing fingers at the boys that moved to that corner (horrible timing).

I didn't expect it to fill the entire room,,,,, we had to open both doors and all windows and I had to go down 5 floors to the garden and let the rest out. Oh my gosh.

I feel like I just threw a tear gas in my classroom that day. In fact, that would've been a hundred time better.