u/not_so_visible

I sowwy if I waz borthole

I sowwy if I waz borthole

Yessirday, my bes fren duck waz doin a big mad cuz he tink I no lub him. But I DOEZ weely lub him. I jus wanna say I iz sowwy. Meowmy putted da nip in da duck, an me an duck doez cuddlez agen. I hope he no twy to soo aneemore.

Mr. Cat

u/not_so_visible — 1 day ago

Must sue Mr. Cat for neglect. Please advise.

As my title states, I need to sue Mr. Cat. I believed he was my best friend, but lately I feel like he does not care about me like he used to. He seems to love his pikkel more, but not always.

Pawyers, please advise on the proper course of action. I still love Mr. Cat but am so sad and feel neglected.

Thank you.

Yellow Birb Ducky Fren

u/not_so_visible — 3 days ago
▲ 49 r/ICBGC

Doin a snooze

Has fun at da faktwy! Iz too mush aventshure fur me. I do napz...

Mr. Cat

u/not_so_visible — 11 days ago
▲ 162 r/ICBGC+1 crossposts

Hapy Meowmy's Day to all da meowmy's!!!

All da meowmy's get cuddlez tooday. (Eben if dey dumdums...)

Mr. Cat

u/not_so_visible — 13 days ago
▲ 60 r/ICBGC

I iz no made fur werk

Meowmy say I needz to werk cuz my icky meds an pokeys iz spensive, waddeber dat meens.

I no wanna werk but I kan show my beens... doez only paws pay enuf fur tweets? I no want da pokeys an stuff eeder but I no wanna feel yucky. Life is difkult!

I no shure if dis ok fur smols..

Mr. Cat

u/not_so_visible — 16 days ago