Yessirday, my bes fren duck waz doin a big mad cuz he tink I no lub him. But I DOEZ weely lub him. I jus wanna say I iz sowwy. Meowmy putted da nip in da duck, an me an duck doez cuddlez agen. I hope he no twy to soo aneemore.
Mr. Cat
As my title states, I need to sue Mr. Cat. I believed he was my best friend, but lately I feel like he does not care about me like he used to. He seems to love his pikkel more, but not always.
Pawyers, please advise on the proper course of action. I still love Mr. Cat but am so sad and feel neglected.
Thank you.
Yellow Birb Ducky Fren
Has fun at da faktwy! Iz too mush aventshure fur me. I do napz...
Mr. Cat
All da meowmy's get cuddlez tooday. (Eben if dey dumdums...)
Mr. Cat
Meowmy say I needz to werk cuz my icky meds an pokeys iz spensive, waddeber dat meens.
I no wanna werk but I kan show my beens... doez only paws pay enuf fur tweets? I no want da pokeys an stuff eeder but I no wanna feel yucky. Life is difkult!
I no shure if dis ok fur smols..
Mr. Cat
I gonna putz on mai mai mai boogie shoos, jus to danse wif yoo!
Mr. Cat