Frens, ai saw dis news artkal bout Gary, an he sez he not no nuffin bout habbin enneee "ishoos". Wez kant let dis "sane-washing" heppen! Wez gotz a x-poze Gary an his nef...neffer...his bad praktizes!
Owen da Oranj
Owen da Oranj
Hello, it is I, Mia la Maestosa. A couple forevers ago, Meowmi came to my spot on the sofa to adore me, and suddenly stuck something in my mouth and I swallowed in surprise!! I was smelling colors, but I still had enough wits to resist being stuffed in the carry bocks. Pawpaw had to help. But, instead of getting in a vroom bocks and going to the awful pokey place. Meowmi walked a long way with me on her hip, and we went into a cave and a long silver monster showed up and we went in it's mouth! I side the monster were many other people, and they all just sat looking at their lite bockses. There was a doggo tew, but he was quiet.
Then the monster let us escape and we came out of the cave and were in a different place! We walked more forevers and then finally we went inside an of-this. We went to a room and a man came in and talked to Meowmi. I was doing an explore, but I heard her say "shoulder" and "limping" . Then Meowmi picked me up and put me on the table and the man came over and did a CRACK of my shoulder! I did a surprise! It suddenly felt a lot better. I hadn't realized it was hurting. Then Meowmi helped the man do a few more cracks of things on me (no borthole violation but he did grab my tail!). Then he said good girl Mia and Meowmi put me down on the floor and said to look around some more. And I .... Was ok! I was still smelling colors and I think I gave the man a head bonk! He laughed and said "you're welcome, Mia" and walked out. Then Meowmi put me back in the carry bocks and the silver monster ate us again and spit us out near home.
But... Was that a pokey place? Who was that man? Are cracks the same as pokes? Should I soo?
Here is I after the cracky-pokey(?) place, sleeping off the colors.
He was bothering his (much older) sister. So i got him a brother, but brother is turning out to be more than we bargained for. He's the soul of patience... Until he isn't.