u/omondiTimon

So after my last 'relationship' went terribly south, I decided to take some time off. At least, that’s what I thought, until I met this young, beautiful girl at a bakery I frequent.

For the first two days, I’d just make my order and head off to do my business. I normally spend an hour there because I’m the kind of person who likes to get to work an hour before everyone else. Plus, I don’t like preparing breakfast, so I have it there instead.

Fast forward a little, and I made a move, cracking some dry jokes which she seemed to enjoy a bit too much. I even started getting stares from her co-workers. Eventually, I got her number and needless to say, damn, is she a poor texter! I mean, I can get replies after a day. But then again, I can’t complain because I don’t like texting either.

But every time we met, it was a blast, and the Kinuthia in me decided to ask her out.

“That’s really kind of you, I’d love to go out,” she said.

I had scored big time!

Only for me to wake up one Saturday morning and see her engagement pictures.

And just when I thought that was bad enough, she posted in our group chat asking everyone to get ready for a ruracio.

The gods saved me this time.