u/orcamills

Okay I have held my tongue for long enough. First of all thank you everyone for your time and I’m going to make this short because my dad has a couple doctor appointments today and I have to deal with the uber to pick him up because I don’t want to be bothered with that shit myself.

Anyhow as some of you may have noticed I made a very funny and high effort post about thawing out a swamp man. And some of you had the goddamn nerve to downvote me like so many of you so that I had negative score on the post like I’m talking about vaccines or abortions you jerks. While that’s okay to me like I don’t care about stupid internet points I notice now there will be comments from good people and they get negative karmas or just no upvotes and so I am here to say this.

IF YKU READ SOMETHING UPVOTE IT. If I catch anyone not upvoting comments they will be band for 24 hours. If catch someone downvoting comments they will be band for a long long time. If you take the time to read what I take the time to post then you need to upvote it and be a nice person and not such a loser who enjoys to read interesting things but not to give back some love.

Bohemian, Schmoop you’re the worst of the worst and I have all of my authorities and attentions directed at you scoundrels.

Everyone. As you all know our dear friend and quality contributor to this Reddit Meastetro took the easy way out last night. To put it lightly he went out in the snow naked and now he’s frozen like Brendan Frazier.

Now I know we are all no strangers to no good children. So right away I smelt a rat because this kid is on her posting about how he’s going to dump his papa in the swampa and that doesn’t sit right with me. Because he can at least try to thaw his father out like in that popular movie.

Maestetro Junior I will accept that you are a good young man and I will obviously take back what I say so long as you agree to at least try to thaw your dad out before you dump him in a swamp.

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Hello Friends and Fans! It is I, Orca Mills. Wow I had a great time being a judge in the poetry slam and I hope you all had a great time writing poems or doing whatever the heck you were doing.

As you all know, I am the only mod who entered the poetry slam and did not make it to the final rounds. Yes I was backstabbed and taken out but the nameless elite of this Reddit. So with the power vested in me and obviously of having no special interests I have calculated the scores for the final rounds. And I have added in levels of fraud protection and ran the numbers with the state lottery to make sure everything is correct.

CONGRATULATIONS u/pablojueves !! YOU ARE THE WINNER of the first POETRY SLAM. The $3 million HEai points prize is yours to keep. God bless you and we love you

Okay everyone. I know we all like to have fun on here, and I suspect some of you are doing this weird thing where you’re “playing a character”. Which is super super sad thing to do like honestly. But anyways I know a lot of you have noticed all this AI stuff and all this low effort stuff going on. And you honestly don’t know the half of it.

So from now on. All low effort reporting will be punished. If you make a report to the mod team it better damn well be something important.

And the AI too. Keep reporting the AI if you see it. But so far this sub is 1000 percent AI free. I personally test every single post before it can even hit the sub it gets run through algorithms and programs and all kinds of servers. Our water bill is in the thousands every month and it’s over us checking to see if these posts you’re reporting are AI. So stop wasting our time with the low effort AI reporting.

If you would like to report something please make sure your report is original and engaging and will be of value.

Hello friends! It is I, your queen, Orca Mills. I am formally submitting my request to judge the big poetry slam. Many of you have presonal relations with me and you know me so well. And I would ask you for your attention even though this is really just for the few who do not knew me personally.

About Me - I am a 27 year old woman from beautiful Orlando Florida. I am what I like to call a “childless Disney adult”. I love riding around the parks in my electric scooter on a hot day and that way I don’t get tired from walking. I have been featured in many commercials and local interviews. I attended the James Franco school of acting and I am soon to be a leading lady and a realty tv star like my idols from the TLC programs 90 day fiancé, before the 90 days, 90 day the other way, 90 day fiancé happily ever after, and of course 90 day fiancé pillow talk.

I have been a long time consultant behind the scenes and many times I have been told by the mod team that I am as good as one of them in their eyes. It is pretty much daily one of them thanks me for my contributions and my presents. And also there is a man who is a drunk and he has sever issues with his anger and lashing out at me. But I have shown him nothing but love and kindness and I’m sure God will show him my ways and see to it that he votes for me that I can give him his due in front of everyone and he sees just how nice I can be once and for all.

I would be a fantastic judge becaue I know what ir Ike to be a celebrity and to be in front of a crowd. I don’t get nervous and I will have hot takes but also they won’t be mean takes.

What a worldwind of a week I have had. And nothing positive ever comes to me that’s for sure. Firstly TLC sent me a cease and desist, the shows I was pitching were “derivative” and “offensive” even for their standards I guess. And they don’t like when you try to pitch shows when the executives are picking their kids up from school either because now I’m also not allowed anywhere near Riverbird Prepatory Academy of Glendale either.

To make matters worse. My ex lover Hawaki Fire Jerry has returned, but he is not the same man I used to love. He was once bold and fiery like a spicy nacho Dorito. But now he is bland and not as good as he used to be like a cool ranch Dorito.

Sometimes you don’t know what you really had until it’s gone. I was the woman who had it all. A good, powerful, man who involved me in his schemes. My rock is now just a ghost and a memory. If I close my eyes I can barely remember his sweet face with his whispy facial hair. Paulo if you somehow read this or it ever finds you I just want you to know that I am so sad and missrable and everything I thought was worthless was really gold

- Sent from my iPhone Fold