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▲ 57 r/TransLater

Got prescribed progesterone! Just took my first dose!

Also the phlebotomist said she liked my curls which was nice :3

u/phillillillip — 5 days ago
▲ 285 r/thomastheplankengine

I had a dream I committed a crime no one ever had before and this was found to be the punishment

No one knew off the top of their heads what the punishment was to be because no one had ever done the crime before (I forget what it was). When the laws were looked into, it was found the official punishment was to carry a stick that blew bubbles everywhere I went. No one had any idea why that was, but that was the law, and so it was implemented. I rolled with it, and people called me the Bubble Wizard.

u/phillillillip — 5 days ago
▲ 316 r/thomastheplankengine

This man appeared to me in my dream.

He was some kind of mafia boss and he was gay. He rubbed the lollipop on his lips before inviting a business associate in, presumably in case they kissed. He spoke with Keith David's voice, and yes he looked like Handsome Squidward.

u/phillillillip — 30 days ago
▲ 220 r/GirlDinner

my bestie's bf got a shave ice machine and he's doing Experiments

Nerds candy, dried cranberries (I totally thought they were kalamata olives but fortunately not), and sugar free Sonic strawberry limeade powdered drink mix (no syrup).

His justification is, "its like less than half the ingredients of a bahama bucks sno cone" which I don't think absolves him of his choice in ingredients lmao

u/phillillillip — 2 months ago
▲ 105 r/turtlewow

Logged out for the last time at the (approximate) site of my first ever RP event. Thank you Turtle for the good times.

u/phillillillip — 3 months ago