Places in Denver to powder coat my genitals?

Hi all!

I wonder if anyone knows of a makerspace, adult lounge, or someplace where I can go to powder coat my genitals and those of others?

It's a skill that I want to learn and all advice is welcome! I want to be the envy of everyone at the BST.

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u/probortunity — 2 days ago
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Rather boring: temp, humidity, and AQI

My needs feel modest to me: an outdoor unit to sense temp, humidity, and AQI, and to transmit that data wirelessly to me indoors, either to a dedicated unit or to my cell phone. Rechargeable batteries.

Does a market exist for products with this modest a scope? If so, I'll be a customer.

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u/probortunity — 3 days ago

Rather boring: temp, humidity, and AQI

My needs feel modest to me: an outdoor unit to sense temp, humidity, and AQI, and to transmit that data wirelessly to me indoors, either to a dedicated unit or to my cell phone. Rechargeable batteries.

Does a market exist for products with this modest a scope? If so, I'll be a customer.

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u/probortunity — 4 days ago

Looking for a Sex Toys Expert to Help Evaluate & Sell Estate Collection

We’re assisting with an estate sale that includes a walk-in closet featuring an extensive collection of sex toys and furniture from a wide variety of artisans, manufacturers, and fuckall else.

We’re looking for someone with experience with sex toys, furniture, and related supplies, who can help identify, evaluate, and advise on the best way to sell the collection.

Ideally, we’re seeking someone who:

  • Has knowledge of sensual lubricants, including vintages and market values.
  • Can help determine which toys are worth individual sale versus bulk sale. Some toys are battery-powered, while others require dedicated floor space and a traditional electrical cord.
  • Has experience with sex-toy auctions, collectors, and buyers regardless of reputation.
  • Is honest, laid back, emotionally available, and familiar with proper sex-toy storage and handling. Demonstrations are welcome during our panel interview process.

The collection has been stored in a velvet-lined, moodily lit walk-in closet. We hope to find someone who can maximize the value of the collection while making the process straightforward or elegantly curved.

Please let us know!

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u/probortunity — 6 days ago

Visiting, where to get smoke blown up my ass?

Hello! When visiting Denver, where can folks blow smoke up my ass, and me return their favor (when host doesn’t allow it on property)?

Thank you!!

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u/probortunity — 9 days ago

Dumpster rental recommendations?

Hi everyone! My husgand and I are moving to Denver this Thursday.

We need a place to rent, and we understand that Denver rent is expensive. Do any of you have any recommendations for dumpsters?

Something within walking distance of sparsely scheduled public transportation and a BST would be ideal.

Thanks!

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u/probortunity — 13 days ago

Looking for that old web site Break the Jam

At least 15 years ago, I discovered a web site that was named, or had a home page named, Break the Jam.

Site Summary: Use at least a four-second trailing time from the vehicle in front of you to your vehicle; two seconds is not adequate. (Heavy vehicles with longer stopping distance need even more time.) The trailing time not only enables safety, but also reduces the need for sudden braking when vehicles merge into "your" lane, thus reducing the probability of traffic "ripples" that eventually can deteriorate into traffic jams.

The site was of high quality, perhaps was based on the work of a network or traffic engineer. The animations and case-study video clips were excellent.

I do not notice the site now, and a brief search of Wayback Machine does not show results.

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u/probortunity — 15 days ago

TWS crashing when you save a Note?

Does TWS (Classic) crash when you save a Note?

I notice such crashes, though I can't quantify the probability well. Maybe 10 - 20% of cases of saving a Note.

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u/probortunity — 20 days ago

Y'all got a better idea for neighborhood traffic safety?

https://preview.redd.it/d2tnxgk4067h1.jpg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26f39cac7d96aa2e1fccd096223aa179b494d082

Sheesh: don't you guys know that you're supposed to pay a landscaper big bucks for big rocks in your yard, or pay a contractor bigger bucks for bollards that will wreck your curb appeal, rather than ask drivers to moderate their speed enroute to the nearest BST from an area restaurant that charges previously undisclosed Owner Is A Dick fees?

Especially in neighborhoods where lots of kids walk around?

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u/probortunity — 22 days ago

Accepted at university that I know nothing about, looking for feedback!

I just got accepted at a university in your city, a school that I applied to and know nothing about.

This happened because I have the burning desire to learn and the self-starting work ethic to succeed in a rigorous undergraduate program.

Does anyone know anything about the school, good or bad, like:

  • Where is it?
  • Is it generally safe?
  • Do people crawl, walk, run, swim, fly?
  • What sort of housing is available: tents, huts, caves? Are they nice?
  • What about the area: is it generally safe, or do priests associated with institutional acceptance of pedophelia routinely walk around the place?

Completely unrelated: I'm from Texas.

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u/probortunity — 24 days ago

Grass-fed and grass-finished

On the grocery side of Denver food, where do you get meats that are both grass-fed and grass-finished?

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u/probortunity — 2 months ago

Short hairs stylist in greater Denver?

I've had short hairs for many years, and I've had great stylists everywhere I've lived until I moved here. Since I moved to Denver, I haven't found anybody who does a great job on my short hairs.

I tried several stylists. They all end up just giving me exactly the same generic, stiff look (I do always bring photos, including photos of previous styles that I've actually had and that are appropriate for my short hairs).

I'm looking for somebody who specializes in soft, sexy, and trendy/slightly alternative short hairs. My short hairs are fine, and that seems to be a problem for the stylists I've tried here. Maybe it's the atmospheric lack of humidity, but "humidor" describes the microclimate that I usually (even if accidentally) maintain for my short hairs.

I tried looking up salons, but the people who say they do short hairs usually have no portfolio pictures that prove their experience and commitment to short hairs. I've now tried that several times, and it's not working, so I'm just letting it grow until I can find somebody who either gets great recommends or has reasonable photos taken inside or outside of tents in the metro area.

Anyone have a great short-hairs stylist they recommend? Bonus points if they have an online portfolio with photos of the short hairs they've done. I'm happy to drive anywhere and am willing to park my car upside down if needed.

Any help is appreciated!

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u/probortunity — 2 months ago