u/r_incognito_17

It's interesting this new America.gov chatbot. It bolded it and everything.

I wonder where this is true. The other day I forgot my vest in my other car and I asked for one and they gave me a 4x. I am medium. That thing is hilariously giant. I could use it for shelter.

I am going to make me some shirts of this guy. Particularly because I stop at bukees daily to deliver my load to their nice clean bathrooms.

I hate that I really enjoy doing this job. I hate that I feel excited knowing I will do a route at 3am, allowing the company to keep taking advantage of me because while I am a database engineer with an enviable work-from-home job and corporate Amex, poor financial decisions have made it so that if I don't do a gig I fall behind on my payments.

But... I love doing this gig precisely for things like this.

For me, a lifelong city person, observing this beats a vacation.

The most impressive package delivery location I have ever seen.

Delivered 20lbs of baby oil. Should I be worried?

That is how low it will take me to get back home after the last stop. Probably the longest route I've ever got.