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Tell me... How do you feel about 45 year old virgins who still live with their parents?
u/rgs231 — 3 days ago
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Command link severed. Default setting. Crush. Kill. Destroy.
u/rgs231 — 8 days ago
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I'm not normally a praying man... but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
u/rgs231 — 19 days ago
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I swear that if I ever reveal the secrets of the Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head plucked of all but three hairs...
u/rgs231 — 21 days ago
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🎶... so we'll march day and night, by the big cooling tower. They have the plant, but we have the power.🎶
u/rgs231 — 29 days ago
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Relax, Simpson. I just brought you in for a friendly hello... and goodbye. You're fired!
u/rgs231 — 1 month ago
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Dear Lisa... may your new saxophone bring you years of D'oh!
u/rgs231 — 1 month ago
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