Tell me... How do you feel about 45 year old virgins who still live with their parents?

u/rgs231 — 3 days ago

I'm not normally a praying man... but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

u/rgs231 — 19 days ago

I swear that if I ever reveal the secrets of the Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head plucked of all but three hairs...

u/rgs231 — 21 days ago

🎶... so we'll march day and night, by the big cooling tower. They have the plant, but we have the power.🎶

u/rgs231 — 29 days ago

Relax, Simpson. I just brought you in for a friendly hello... and goodbye. You're fired!

u/rgs231 — 1 month ago