yes, chibitalia is welcome too

i dint have any funny italy photos so...

I wanna just throw in Vienna's search history for shits and giggles

"why austria is better than germany"

"how to tell your parents you totally are john cena"

"cookie recipes"

"how to write hate mail"

"spicy yaoi"

"austrian flag large"

"monster energy big pack cheap"

"redbull"

"weezer blue album"

"piano music"

"how to renew passport because i don't want to fight with the government"

"i don't like british people"

"how to tell oslo he sucks"

"google maps"

"ao3"

"hilson yaoi ao3"

"bisexual flag large"

"how to exist"

"what the fuck does elite ball knowledge mean"

"is elon musk gay"

"where did i leave my phone"

"wtf is a canada"

"help me im drunk"

"spongebob yaoi"

"burger king austria twitter account"

"stephen bondevik (oslo) mpreg"

"leonard beilschmidt (berlin) death certificate"

"arthur kirkland ao3 account"

"can i sell my twin brother on the dark web"

"fathers day gift ideas"

"what give to a man who turns 50"

"breaking bad fanfictions ao3"

"borat kazakhstan anthem lyrics"

"ikea"

"triden fanfics"

"arson legal"

"crack"

"dogs"

"renew passport to avoid fight with government"

How do you think Austria would realistically react if Vienna:

• Is exposed for being a fujoshi/himejoshi (by her brother)
• Cussed (by accident and on purpose)
• Got in contact with some bad people (both online and irl)
• Got in a fight
• Got seriously harmed
• Suddenly got very quiet and started hiding her skin (...for several reasons)
• Cried over everything and EVERYTHING.
• Has a messy room but she wants to clean it but... her mental health prevents her to.
• Came home late
• Started dating (She isn't allowed to)

I am bored and will respond to ANYTHING here.

I have my AU but I want to hear your ideas/whatever on which characters would be the best parents!!!!

If you'd like to yap I'd like to hear your opinions / headcannon on

• Austria's parenting
• Hungary's parenting
• France's parenting
• Denmark's parenting

I'm bored and I would like to yap about smth.

GiriPan

• Japan would do most of the work since Greece is already asleep by then (I think)

CanDen

• Denmark would read them stories while also indoctrinating teaching them about how cool Vikings are and how cool Denmark is.

AusHun

• Hungary would take it slowly but also get Budapest ready for bed at a fast pace. He falls asleep relatively quickly.
• Austria would spend hours getting Vienna to sleep because of her insomnia and the fact she's really clingy to him. He eventually falls asleep with Vienna in his arms.

FrUk

• Poor England has to run after London because she hates brushing her teeth (Average Brit) so he has to hold her down while doing it.
• France would be gentle while getting Paris ready for bed

mostly familials and platonic

Familials

• Austria (Hetalia) - Father figure | Voidsharing
• Hungary (Hetalia) - Mother figure | Voidsharing
• Kugelmugel (Hetalia) - Brother figure | Non-sharing
• Germany (Hetalia) - Uncle figure | Voidsharing
• Prussia (Hetalia) - Uncle figure | Sharing
• Italy (Hetalia) - Brother figure | Hypersharing

Platonic

• Denmark (Hetalia) - Uncle/Tutor | Non-sharing

ok that's about it!!!

• Austria dislikes Copenhagen because he thinks he's dating Vienna (though Denmark made it very clear his son is gay) but he has warmed up to him, but is still wary.

• Paris for some reason built an entire an apartment out of cardboard. Yes, CARDBOARD.

• London claims she is scared of nothing but will screech like a banshee if she sees an earthworm.

• Vienna has the 2nd largest collection of Blåhaj behind Stockholm.

• Berlin can only clean to the melody of We Didn't Start The Fire.

• Copenhagen once entered a world meeting in a weird way. BY DOING THE WORM.

• Vienna likes to bedazzle things to the point Austria had to take her supplies away because she tried bedazzling her brother.

• Both Vienna and Copenhagen were banned from entering Greggs for some period. (To specify: every Greggs in England)

• Dublin, Vienna and Canberra tried to out-drink each other. Vienna won that, because beer is like water to her.

• Vienna and Oslo send hate mail to eachother actively, which got exposed at a world meeting (let me know if you want to see that interaction)

• Copenhagen once had a crush on Vladimir Putin.

• Vienna keeps her baby teeth in a jar.

• Vienna once got Burger King cancelled for no reason.

RAAR

I've thought about this for a long time and I've always wanted to ask this.

From what you know about her so far, what would characters (besides Austria and Hungary, but you can include them too) think about her?

I will provide more info + needed
(If this is flaired incorrectly I will change it :D)

(reference: Rick and Morty)

Chibi!Vienna: Death!
Austria: Dada?
Chibi!Vienna: Domination! >:D
Austria: Um... dada?
Chibi!Vienna: Destruction domination :D

Prussia: nice

(this is canon... and yes Prussia taught her it.)

(PS: This will include shipping siblings, and I am AGAINST incest. I do not know what else to title this. Sorry if it seems misleading)

Also, most of these ships are platonic, since some are gays and some are lesbians. IDK WHAT TO TITLE THIS.

Vienna x Budapest - The Winner Takes It All (ABBA, alternatively the Mamma Mia version)

Vienna x Copenhagen - Buddy Holly (Weezer)

Prague x Vienna - Happier Than Ever (Billie Eilish), however Vienna is the one talking right now because Prague's the bully, idk how to word this.

Uhh.. thats ehat I have for now. Im tired and I had a panic attack. I wanna sleep and also yap abt my au to someone I can't do this amymore HELP

(I won't yap too much)

Uhh yeahh!! I had to sit in a car with a crying 3 year old throwing a man sized tantrum while trying to talk to my mother about stuff I should have before I move next week.

I've alr started to write an AusHun centered fanfic, so I would politely ask for headcannons regarding to parenting, how they behave around the twins and just silly stuff. I'm sorry for seeming like a beggar, but I'm really stressed because I'm moving from home for nine months so... yeah.

It can be much more than headcannons, it can be imaginary scenarios (mainly around Austria and Vienna, maybe?). Fire away!

In this post, I'll explain Austria's rules for his kids, alongside the consequences that follow if they break them. There's a lot of rules here, but it's for the good because he wants the best for his kids.

Feel free to comment suggestions!

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Bedtime Rules (Both twins)

• He expects the twins in bed by 9:30 in the weekdays and 10:30 on the weekends. Changes can be made on family vacations.
Consequences: Phone/iPad/Laptop taken and eventually getting grounded if they stay up past their bedtime for more than three times.

Dating (Vienna)

• Because Austria is scared she'll be used, abused, violated and turned against him, he has put a strict rule for her that forbids dating. Having male friends is okay, but he must know their parents.
Consequence: A long talk about the bad stuff that happens if you date the wrong person + her being banned from leaving the house without him.

School (Both twins)

• He expects both twins to do relatively well in school, though he of course is okay with grades below a C if the exam/subject is difficult. He is NOT okay with bad grades if they've cheated, been misbehaving or haven't tried at all.
Consequences: Private tutoring sessions and banned from leaving the house.

Bullying (Budapest)

• Budapest has had a bit of an issue with bullying in the past, and both Austria and Hungary have a no-tolerance policy when it comes to bullying. Depending on the type of thing he done, the consequence can vary.
Consequences: Grade 1 (Minimum damage) = No phone | Grade 2 (Medium damage) = Grounded + No Phone | Grade 3: (Maximum Damage) = No phone, grounded and phone/online activities will be monitored.

Alerting either him or Hungary about her struggles (Vienna)

• Vienna has several mental health issues and she is horrible at alerting either Hungary or Austria about her struggling, though they eventually find out.
Consequence: Banned from leaving house, forced cuddle session (not really forced, Austria needs excuses to make Vienna feel better), therapy and no being in kitchen unsupervised (near the sharp stuff). Furthermore, Austria will not leave Vienna alone because of her issues. She finds it comforting, not confining.

Want more? I will write more!

Hi! My old account was (u/irisemiliah) and I was familial yumeing both Austria and Hungary from Hetalia, and I don't see them in the masterlist, is there any way to get them added? I claim them btw.

FRIENDS / OTHERS

• Copenhagen - Vienna and Copenhagen are best friends and have been so for a long time. According to Denmark, they are "two sides of the same coin". Whenever they're in the same room, they will either commit some heinous shenanigans or laugh at stupid memes.

• Oslo - Oslo is Vienna's main frenemy. Sure, he's cool and taught her Norwegian, but they do generally not get along due to Norway and Austria pitting them against each other.

• London - Vienna and London are arch rivals and cannot be in the same room without chairs and tables being thrown around.

• Helsinki - Helsinki and Vienna bond over Moomins, weird stuff and their common hatred for spiders. They are often referred to (in my notes) as Viesinki. This does not mean they are dating (Finland encourages Helsinki to do lesbian shit while Austria forbids his daughter to date because he's worried about what happens after she breaks up with someone and the depression that follows.)

• Dublin - Dublin and Vienna get along VERY well because they share a common hatred for the British.

FAMILY [AU!]

• Austria - Austria is Vienna's father and her closest relative besides Hungary. It is very clear that Austria loves and adores Vienna because she's the daughter he always wanted. He is of course strict with her, but he's significantly softer towards Vienna because she rarely does anything bad and the fact she has a more gentle personality.

• Hungary - Like Austria, Hungary adores and loves Vienna due to her being more soft and gentle. She is very sweet towards her daughter, but not on the same level as her husband.

• Germany - Germany and Vienna share an oddly harmonic uncle-niece bond. They share a common love for organization, baking and staring at things for hours. Whenever Austria hasn't been able to be there, Germany has stepped up and been there for Vienna and/or Budapest (depends if the mf got in trouble). He has taught her to like Rammstein, much to Austria's horror. AAAND THEY GOSSIP!1!1!1!1!

• Prussia - Prussia is a rather bad influence to Vienna, and that's all I'll say.

• Budapest - They share a sibling rivalry but have a mutual respect for each other, but the rule is: DO NOT DISCUSS POLITICS because one twin is a staunch monarchist while the other is an anarchist.

Want more? idk im tired

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