
'merica headcannons
- he would name his future child after a mcdonalds menu item (mcchicken, big mac etc)
- he's probably on some sort of drug (fent, crack, something)
- he tries to do a cartwheel but fails miserably
- he got banned from austria's house after getting his children addicted to mcdonalds milkshake
- he, prussia and denmark would karaoke it out to backstreet boys
- he's been arrested twice for speeding, once on a riding mower and the other on a scooter
- he would go like MERICA FUCK YEAH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️ WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRR 🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸