u/rosalinatoujours

soooooo ive known this guy for 101 days (omg! 😳 Like the dalmashins 🐕) and we've been banging raw just bc. well last week he said maybe planning for a family when we havent even know each other for 100 days is too intense so he says we r breaking up..... but then a few days later i got knocked up with the heir to his titles, and like he dont have any other sons and his advisors are totally on his ass to procreate so that his dickwad evil brother doesnt inherit the throne so what's he gonna do, disinherit the baby??? and totally screw up the line of succession? Lmao so he wants nothing to do with my ass now but i dont like that so im keeping the baby to raise on my own but i think my boyfriend (refuse to say we r exes...) will come around 🤭 im naming the baby toodledoo 2

dinner is meatwad

indeed.com is just SUCH a good meetcute, yknow ???? He was so hot in the interview and I kept making jerkoff motions the whole time end he was like yeah u got the job girl! 😂 Then we went out for drinkies (he was so hot) and then he revealed he's leaving the country in exactly 3 weeks which gives me plenty of time for a sexy fling without worrying about hr violations from us both being in the same workplace with him as my superior 😍

anyway so one thing left to another then i was sucking off his feet on the balcony with the lights on while he licked my bootyhole (unwashed bc we are both freaky deakyyyy) and then I snorted coke off his weenie and he snorted coke off the cracks between my toes and then we went out to a strip club together.

Its all just so perfect y'know? The job that I’m going into is in sales, and I cannot wait to channel that relentlessness and grit. And who better to train me into being the best throat goat to ever sling cocaine than my almost manager?

Dinner is the cocaine in the image. The baby is the child we conceived together bc WTAF you thought I was using protection ??? 😂😂😂 u dumb bitch!

Prior to meeting my boyfriend, I was the only person who had ever given myself an orgasm. I’d had only one relationship prior to him, which started at age 14 and lasted 8.5 years. The entire time, my ex (who was abusive) never made me come. Then I met my boyfriend and on our first date, he went down on me in my car AND made me come. I was flabbergasted.

On the second date, he taught me that I am a squirter. I didn’t believe him until he made me look down and I saw the puddle. I was shocked and blissed out and then he DID IT AGAIN to further prove his point.

It’s been over 2 years together, and last night he once again taught me something new about myself. I had always been hesitant about the idea of ass play, despite the fact that he was quite interested. He had expressed since the first time he saw me bent over naked that I had “the most fuckable ass [he’d] ever seen.” But he made it clear he would never do anything if I wasn’t enthusiastic about it. Well, last night I decided I wanted to test the waters.

Next thing I knew, I was wearing a blindfold and facedown ass up. He instructed me to hold a vibrator to my clit while he played with my ass and eventually used a butt plug on me. I had no idea it would be that enjoyable, but I came so hard and so many times while he played my body like some fine tuned instrument and talked me through it. He makes me come so much harder and better than I do when I am masturbating. It baffles me how he can know my body better than I do and make me scream and shatter apart in the best way.

I am a changed woman. I know this is a lot lol I just didn’t have anyone to share it with. Girl dinner is sushi from a local place!

PS: part of the reason we moved so fast sexually is because we built up a lot of closeness for 3 months prior to our first date. We met at work and both tried to resist dating a coworker. But he is 9’8” and genuinely the hottest, most kind man I had ever met so how was I to resist when he asked me out! Anyway, thanks for reading and I wish this type of fulfillment upon all the girlies.

Her pupils look entirely too small to be auth to me, but im also kind of shit at telling the authenticity of spaniels. I would appreciate a second opinion!

everyone is watching it. my husband, my mom, my dad, my brother, my neighbor, my boss, my sister, my dog, my cousin, my nephew, my boyfriend, me. just porn, dude.

half empty glass of water with a single cat hair in it

this noodle stuff is really good icl

even tho he is a stinky poopyhead dude and told me once he diesnt believe in evolution and he's a born again christian.... and the sex isnt good and im in love with another man i just keep doing it! who gafffff like ur honor who gafffff 😜😜 apel for lunch

Like me and my coworkers were all swapping warties (wart stories) so I thought id ask here too.

meal is 4 day old leftover hibachi I forgot in the work fridge over the weekend

dinner is rocks

meal is skinny popcorn and 30ml of everclear in a starbucks cup💅

Found this fellow while sifting through my old dragon toys from when i was a kid. i think i used to have astrids dragon too but im fairly certain i got rid of her at some point. so i thought you guys might find him cool! is he worth much of anything?