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Trump to call David Stern, petition for Lakers to vacate 2002 Western Conference Finals Game 6 result due to improper foul count

Why does corruption never benefit us :(

In other news, Tim Donaghy was seen smoking a joint with Infantino in the Sofi parking lot and claiming “back in my day, we were slick about it”

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u/sausagefestivities — 4 hours ago

Nomination Thread: Phallic nicknames for Steen as he takes over for Big Dick Doug

As a dick joke enthusiast (my username was created for this moment), I feel it’s incumbent upon me to facilitate a spirited discussion of schlong-related nicknames for Steener. I’ve seen a few good ones out in the wild recently, but I believe we as a passionate, dong-mocking fanbase should unite behind one or a few to show our support for Steen going forward.

Let’s hear those dickname proposals!

Edit: We have a consensus winner! Big Peen Steen it is.

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u/sausagefestivities — 5 days ago

Sale ended 24 hours too early?

Did anyone else notice that Stoneshard was on sale for the NextFest promotion and was supposedly discounted until June 22nd? I’ve been traveling but saw it was 25% off and planned to buy it today after I’d come home. I checked this morning and the discount is now gone.

Does anyone remember seeing when the sale was supposed to end? I swear it was tomorrow but maybe I’m crazy.

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u/sausagefestivities — 15 days ago