I think drive thru workers are messing with me.

Me: Hi! Can I get the new dragon berry red bull drink please?

Drive thru: ..... The what??

Me: the new red bull drink with dragon berry.

Drive thru: mam we don't sell mangoes.

Me:..... Hwat?? Dragon. Berry. The drink. With red bull.

Drive thru: yes mam we don't have that.

Me: you're out of stock?

Drive thru: we don't sell mango drinks here.

Me (slightly losing it at this point) I don't want mangoes. Forget about mangoes. DRAGON BERRY. I'm reading it off your menu right now. The new energy drink.

*Long pause*

Drive thru: okay mam and what size?

Me: ...... 👁️👄👁️ medium please.

Drive: pull up to the next window.

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u/seriousjoker72 — 1 day ago

My tree fell over

I've had this cherry tree since 2004, got it when it was only a foot tall and yesterday she came down 😔 no storm or anything, just cracked at the base and toppled onto the fence.

u/seriousjoker72 — 22 days ago

I'm not even sure which flair would fit best here but I'm so blown away by the info I just learned that I need perspectives! A cousin of mine is marrying a Chinese girl, they've been together for probably over 5 years, engaged for at least 2. So far, she has yet to talk to me or my family other than "yes" or "no" answers so I can't say I know her very well :/ the other day, my cousin's mother (mother of the groom) was told the bride ONLY wants her parents, siblings, siblings partners, and her grandparents at the wedding. Is this a cultural thing?? My cousin said obviously his mom would be there but my aunt is furious! My cousin is also an only child so this is the only wedding my aunt will have to "give away" her child and while she's usually a PITA on a daily basis, I can't help but feel for her this time!

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u/seriousjoker72 — 4 months ago