"Who Said It?" Office quiz — fresh batch of 10. No peeking!
New set of quotes, same rules. Read the line, pick the character, don't cheat. Post your score when you're done so we can all judge each other.
Fair warning: a couple of these are sneaky.
Quote 1: "I can't believe I started the fire."
A) Pam B) Jan C) Toby D) Ryan
>!Ryan — S02E04 "The Fire" — proof!<
Quote 2: "I've always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. In high school I organized a walk out over standardized testing. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway, got a 1220, always regretted it. I feel lachrymose ."
A) Ryan B) Toby C) Michael D) Andy
>!Andy — S06E11 "Shareholder Meeting" — proof!<
Quote 3: "I'll just have some bread. You used your hands."
A) Andy B) Gabe C) Holly D) Angela
>!Angela — S03E06 "Diwali" — proof!<
Quote 4: "That little girl is a child! I don't want to see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand?!"
A) Andy B) Stanley C) Darryl D) Angela
>!Stanley — S02E18 "Take Your Daughter to Work Day" — proof!<
Quote 5: "In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead." Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead."
A) Dwight B) Kevin C) Erin D) Creed
>!Dwight — S01E03 "Health Care" — proof!<
Quote 6: "Okay. Um... here it is. Don't put your fingers in there. Cool huh?"
A) Erin B) Dwight C) Pam D) Angela
>!Pam — S02E18 "Take Your Daughter to Work Day" — proof!<
Quote 7: "In school, we learned about this scientist who trained dogs to salivate at the sound of a bell by feeding them whenever a bell rang. For the last couple of weeks I've been conducting a similar experiment."
A) Holly B) Erin C) Jim D) Andy
>!Jim — S03E16 "Phyllis' Wedding" — proof!<
Quote 8: "Yeah, yeah it's just you know I don't want to go home when he's on his death bed you know, I wanna be there when he's still my dad."
A) Holly B) Kelly C) Oscar D) Darryl
>!Holly — S07E19 "Garage Sale" — proof!<
Quote 9: "I didn't realize how many of Angela's opinions I agreed with, until she tried to have my kneecap shattered for sleeping with her husband. She makes a lot of very sound points."
A) Oscar B) Robert C) Pam D) Holly
>!Oscar — S09E09 "Dwight Christmas" — proof!<
Quote 10: "I've never told you that I love you."
A) Darryl B) Angela C) Michael D) Jan
>!Jan — S03E18 "Cocktails" — proof!<
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