r/InternetIsBeautiful

My homelab's newest service: a zoo for the bots that crawl it
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My homelab's newest service: a zoo for the bots that crawl it

The setup: Proxmox, one container, Pangolin and Cloudflare in front, a LAN-only admin console.

Anything you put on the internet gets crawled fast. Instead of just blocking it, I built a site that catches every bot, identifies it, and shows it in a live zoo: The Crawler Zoo.

The setup:

- **Host**: a Proxmox container running Docker. The whole app is one container with SQLite in WAL mode, a read-only root filesystem, all Linux capabilities dropped, and CPU and memory limits.
- **Getting it online**: Pangolin on a small VPS, with a Newt tunnel back home, so no ports are open on my network. Cloudflare sits in front, and the VPS firewall only accepts web traffic from Cloudflare's IP ranges.
- **Real client IPs**: the app only trusts CF-Connecting-IP when the request really came from a Cloudflare range. That matters, because the site checks whether "Googlebot" is really Google.
- **Admin console**: a separate port bound to my LAN IP only, never proxied. Toggles, purges and backups without editing .env.
- **Backups**: daily online SQLite backups.

The fun part is watching what turns up: AI crawlers, SEO tools, fake Googlebots, and scanners looking for `.env` and `wp-login.php`. Bots that ignore robots.txt fall into a trap and an endless maze, and there's a live view of how deep they go.
The Crawler Zoo

I wasn’t sure what flair to use since this is not open source per se, it was just a fun vibecoded project to scratch a curiosity itch I had. Hopefully it doesn’t get taken down.

u/Time_Instruction_955 — 11 days ago
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A rhyme finder that goes by pronunciation, so it knows that "rain" and "name" rhyme

Made this because rhyme sites only give you perfect rhymes, so everyone ends up reaching for the same words. This one matches on pronunciation using the CMU Pronouncing Dictionary, which means it finds the near rhymes too. "Rain" and "name" come back as a match because M and N are both nasals.

It also counts syllables per line and tags your rhyme scheme A/B/C as you type, so it's more of an editor than a lookup tool.

No AI in it, it's a phonetic dictionary and a set of matching rules. No account needed, nothing to pay for, no ads. There's an optional sign-in that only syncs your own lyrics between devices.

lyriclike.com
u/ProfessorTea — 13 days ago