r/theoffice

The Matrix cold opening :)

New set of quotes, same rules. Read the line, pick the character, don't cheat. Post your score when you're done so we can all judge each other.

Fair warning: a couple of these are sneaky.

Quote 1: "I can't believe I started the fire."

A) Pam B) Jan C) Toby D) Ryan

>!Ryan — S02E04 "The Fire" — proof!<

Quote 2: "I've always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. In high school I organized a walk out over standardized testing. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway, got a 1220, always regretted it. I feel lachrymose ."

A) Ryan B) Toby C) Michael D) Andy

>!Andy — S06E11 "Shareholder Meeting" — proof!<

Quote 3: "I'll just have some bread. You used your hands."

A) Andy B) Gabe C) Holly D) Angela

>!Angela — S03E06 "Diwali" — proof!<

Quote 4: "That little girl is a child! I don't want to see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand?!"

A) Andy B) Stanley C) Darryl D) Angela

>!Stanley — S02E18 "Take Your Daughter to Work Day" — proof!<

Quote 5: "In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead." Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead."

A) Dwight B) Kevin C) Erin D) Creed

>!Dwight — S01E03 "Health Care" — proof!<

Quote 6: "Okay. Um... here it is. Don't put your fingers in there. Cool huh?"

A) Erin B) Dwight C) Pam D) Angela

>!Pam — S02E18 "Take Your Daughter to Work Day" — proof!<

Quote 7: "In school, we learned about this scientist who trained dogs to salivate at the sound of a bell by feeding them whenever a bell rang. For the last couple of weeks I've been conducting a similar experiment."

A) Holly B) Erin C) Jim D) Andy

>!Jim — S03E16 "Phyllis' Wedding" — proof!<

Quote 8: "Yeah, yeah it's just you know I don't want to go home when he's on his death bed you know, I wanna be there when he's still my dad."

A) Holly B) Kelly C) Oscar D) Darryl

>!Holly — S07E19 "Garage Sale" — proof!<

Quote 9: "I didn't realize how many of Angela's opinions I agreed with, until she tried to have my kneecap shattered for sleeping with her husband. She makes a lot of very sound points."

A) Oscar B) Robert C) Pam D) Holly

>!Oscar — S09E09 "Dwight Christmas" — proof!<

Quote 10: "I've never told you that I love you."

A) Darryl B) Angela C) Michael D) Jan

>!Jan — S03E18 "Cocktails" — proof!<

Drop your score in the comments. If you want more, I built a daily version here; same questions for everyone each day so you can compare with friends.

I wish I find someone like this someday honestly 😭

Someone who just understands your weirdness and makes life feel lighter instead of harder.... :)

Both of these women are amazing in there own way but I feel that the hate towards Karen is kinda forced ngl. Like she did literally nothing wrong....she is smart and beautiful and it was Jim's fault for leading her on while he was himself still hung over Pam and making her choose Scranton.

And about Pam, when I watched the show again it just felt like Jim and Pam's entire relationship was based on cheating and Jim did literally everything while Pam was just there because she is pretty and flirted with him a few times. Basically what I'm saying is, Jim and Pam's relationship didn't really feel 50-50. And Michael and Holly are SUCH a better couple than Jim and Pam!!

I might be missing a few things as it's been months since I finished the show(currently watching B99) but share your thoughts!

I just thought of this as I watched both episodes the other day. He goes in and gets maced by Dwight at the end of the previous episode. Then he comes back next episode walking around and reintroducing himself as if that incident ever happened between him and Dwight.

Maybe he thought he had it coming after what he previously did to Dwight? Maybe the anger management just worked out that well? Kind of a hilarious dynamic once you think about it. 😂

I'm rewatching the extended Superfan cuts of the show. In S2 Ep9 'Mail Surveillance' Michael can see their emails and such. I actually paused and got a good look at the list of items Kevin was deleting from his work computer. I was laughing my bum off when I saw his l list. I even took a screen shot to share. He really likes Nurses, Vixens, and babysitters... But he also enjoys.. monkeys??? 🤣🤣🤦‍♀️ Then the random "When Harry Met Sally" is in there. Be warned, it is cringeworthy LOLLLL! 😂

This combination of letters will forever trigger that line in my brain. Anyone else?