u/sjharrison

Cucurella and Richarlison are different cheating gravy.

And here comes Garnacho to piss on Spurs chips

We all know that it is difficult for any Portuguese not to be a master of Shithousery, and that the Uruguayans taught the world how to do it.

Half of the Argentine team, Rudiger, Cucurella etc. are also going to feature, but who will become the new Van Bommel, Sergio Ramos or Diego Simeone - i.e. the one who either breaks English hearts by being a better cheat, or breaks Yamal's ankle?