u/slothxaxmatic

My hands are so moist.

I say this as someone who constantly maneuvers around slower traffic.

The truth is, a lot of you are just really bad at it and it gets in everybody else's way that just wants to follow the rules. There's no point in doing 10 over the speed limit if a bend in the road makes you do 10 under. If you just find an average speed that you're able to maintain on the entire trip, you'll have a much more enjoyable and cheaper drive.

Pick your battles better, not everything needs to be a fight. And save the swimming for the pool.

Because I was there when Blackjack Pizza was bought out and this feels a lot like that