u/smoking_neets

Trying to find romance on Reddit is completely absurd. But we are both staring at our screens right now so we might as well embrace it. I am 36 and totally ready to be fascinated by you

I am the guy who will send you incredibly long text messages about tiny random things. But honestly I prefer voice notes. Hearing your real voice over a late night phone call is infinitely better than reading a screen. I want us to stay up way too late talking while the Mumbai traffic outside finally goes quiet. I will even listen to you complain about getting rejected by six auto rickshaw drivers in a row

Full disclosure on my flaws. I am strictly vegetarian. No eggs. Mushrooms are terrifying. Chopped onions absolutely ruin my day. Also I really want a cup of coffee right now but walking all the way to the kitchen feels like a massive chore

If you can forgive these tragic quirks I promise to treat you like absolute royalty. Skip the boring introductions. Send me a message with your most unpopular opinion and let us get on a call

Let us admit this whole process is super weird. We are just two people staring at glowing rectangles. But you clicked this. And now I have a tiny window to convince you I am worth your time

I am a guy who will send you wildly long text messages or VNs about very small things. I am also the guy who will look at you across a crowded room and try to make you laugh without speaking

Full disclosure on my flaws. I do not eat meat or eggs. I am terrified of mushrooms. Chopped onions ruin my day. If you can accept these tragic food rules, I promise to treat you like absolute royalty

We should skip the boring introductions. Send me a message and tell me your worst habit. I am completely ready to be obsessed with it

After getting out of a long-term relationship and through my healing, every now and then I feel kind of touch deprived. Now I'm a guy. Every time I express this need or put forth a proposition for a cuddle date, I feel like I am being secretly looked down upon

I asked this because I was talking to a woman earlier and when I suggested a cuddle date she immediately slammed me and said "all guys are the same"

Am I missing something here?