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u/soapcleansthings — 7 hours ago

Can we give it up for Lt. Gleason? Dude triangulated Locutus's position within 30 meters after a 30 second call. Maybe Data can retire.

His face was similarly unemotional and robot-like. Just swap him into day shift Ops so we can have a professional bridge officer and stop with the Quest To Be Human tap dancing bullshit.

u/soapcleansthings — 13 days ago

The lore about Chief O'Brien's dad is insane

Chief O'Brien mentions his dad a few times in DS9 and he seems pretty normal. In 1994's "Whispers," Chief (as a replicant with perfect memory) says his mom died 2 years earlier and his dad remarried.

Unfortunately we also got a mention in TNG in 1990's episode "Family" - where Miles tells a story of how his dad visited the Enterprise and chased a sickbay nurse around a biobed.

So this piece of shit was married, with a wife likely not in the best of health, and he's openly harassing a Starfleet officer.

We will not be replicating a Number One Dad mug for that asshole on Father's Day.

u/soapcleansthings — 13 days ago
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Instead of Wiz Khalifa they should've had Dolly Parton, so we could see the Zuckerberg/Musk character get the crap kicked out of him by a 5-foot tall 80-year-old woman

Also her voice acting might have been just a little more enthusiastic than Wiz

u/soapcleansthings — 28 days ago
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L-IV is a misdirect, it doesn't mean Level 4. It is Liv as in Olivia Hall

I'll... leave you to prepare

u/soapcleansthings — 28 days ago

O'Brien and Bashir did not actually take part in a Battle of Britain holosuite program. They just needed the space for their 386 tower PCs and Kraft Thundersticks so they could play Secret Weapons of the Luftwaffe

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u/soapcleansthings — 28 days ago

Could Worf take Kira or would she slap his ass back to Khitomer?

Season 5 Apocalypse Rising - Worf claims jurisdiction over the Defiant and implies he will take it against Kira's orders. I think O'Brien forgot to tell him not to get into a game of Roladan Wild Draw with her.

u/soapcleansthings — 1 month ago

When you're just trying to rebuild your home planet but the humans keep wandering off trying to scan quasars and shit

u/soapcleansthings — 1 month ago

What are some movies/TV that came out before DS9 (1993) that had aliens, God, or anything like that communicating with someone by taking the form of memories?

u/soapcleansthings — 2 months ago

It happened naturally and without fanfare, but with her promotion to colonel, Kira Nerys became a Captain of Star Trek

Colonel is equivalent to navy captain. She seems to have skipped Lt. Colonel if that's a thing for the Bajoran militia. Given that she took command of the station with Sisko on indefinite leave, she became DS9's "captain."

Of course she's not captain in the sense of top billed actor, but as a main cast character for 7 seasons with 1 as colonel, after 27 years, I'm inclined to think of her as one of the captains of the classic era along with Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway, and Archer.

In-universe, despite being non-Starfleet she had computer authorization on the Defiant as first officer. As colonel and station commander, she would also be captain of the Defiant.

Arguably Sulu and Riker can go up there too, but with Sulu, I don't feel we really got to know him as a commanding officer (as of ST5 he was still helmsman), and with Riker, we know his command style but never got any Titan action in the classic era.

Kira's promotion ceremony to colonel may have been cut for time in the clusterfun of the Season 7 opening, but by the power vested in me by fan headcanon, I'm going to have the ceremony right now, and I'm going to make it short and simple. Congratulations, Captain Kira.

u/soapcleansthings — 2 months ago