Microsoft's support system is a perfect loop designed to never help you
Can't log into my Microsoft account in Minecraft? Here's your support experience:
Contact support chatbot → "Chat and phone not available for sign-in issues. Use self-help."
Self-help doesn't cover account-specific server-side errors.
Go to r/microsoft → "We don't do support here, try r/techsupport"
Go to r/techsupport → "No account issues allowed here"
Back to step 1.
Nobody designed this to be evil. It just ended up perfectly engineered to ensure you never reach a human being.
Meanwhile the billing system works flawlessly. Funny how that works.
Error Code: Drowned. Weeks. Zero resolution.