A unicorn walked into my store today

After dealing with obnoxious customers most of the afternoon, a man came in to return multiple wooden posts and gates, and exchange them for different sizes. I met him by the gate with the forklift in the rain. He stopped me as I hopped down to start unloading his truck. “No no you do this all day. I need the exercise.”
He refused to let me help as he unloaded everything onto the forks and as I went to drop it where it belonged, he was already loading his new stuff into the truck. The only finger I lifted was the one working the forklift controls.
I will now die for this man.

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u/tallvikingrtn — 4 days ago

Beware the new Field & Stream pants

If you’ve got a bit extra around the middle, and you cinch your belt just a bit too tight, you’ll get a sweet Tractor Supply tramp stamp.

u/tallvikingrtn — 1 month ago

Thought I’d found a silver quarter at the laundromat

Spent 5 minutes fishing it out of the coin return slot thinking I’d at least paid for one load of laundry…. Nope😭

u/tallvikingrtn — 2 months ago
▲ 123 r/AITAH

So technically this is an IMWTAH - because this was my wife, not me, but we are both absolutely gobsmacked at the fallout from this.

TLDR; my wife is being accused of being a trollop ONLY because she texted a male friend at 2130.

For some context, my wife has had several male friends for the last 20 years (we’ve been married for 8). I’ve met them, their spouses/partners, never felt threatened or jealous or anything like that.

Since moving out of the area, my wife has fallen out of contact with a few of them. So last week, she decided she was going to text one of them. The text was essentially “hey! I haven’t talked to you in a while, hope you all are doing great”

The next day, we were out shopping and my wife gets a phone call from old friend. But it’s his wife absolutely losing her mind talking about my wife is breaking up a happy home, destroying a family, all this nonsense. My wife was like “I’m out with my husband, I’m not going to entertain this” hung up, we rolled our eyes and moved on.

Now this friends wife has made a lengthy public social media post essentially calling my wife a cheater, that my wife’s family and my family have seen.

It’s wild to me that she thinks my wife is teleporting 200+ miles to have an affair based on what my wife and I think was a completely innocent text message, mostly because it was late at night (that was mentioned several times in the social media rant).

So is my wife the AH??

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u/tallvikingrtn — 2 months ago