A unicorn walked into my store today
After dealing with obnoxious customers most of the afternoon, a man came in to return multiple wooden posts and gates, and exchange them for different sizes. I met him by the gate with the forklift in the rain. He stopped me as I hopped down to start unloading his truck. “No no you do this all day. I need the exercise.”
He refused to let me help as he unloaded everything onto the forks and as I went to drop it where it belonged, he was already loading his new stuff into the truck. The only finger I lifted was the one working the forklift controls.
I will now die for this man.