Replaced Part 4
Part One: https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromTheCreeps/s/iT0OwN3nmY
Part Two:
https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromTheCreeps/s/4J7TUXXtNP
Part Three:
https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromTheCreeps/s/f07wdoDqPz
Part Four: Trivia
We made it back to our tiny apartment, arguing about where each piece of furniture will go, and more importantly, who gets to keep the beloved golden monkey lamp.
“It’s gotta go in my room I found it. You don’t even like the fucker. Said it’s ‘creepy’ and ‘stupid’” Mark said, imitating Tyler in a mocking tone.
“It’s grown on me. Besides, it’s my ‘daddy’s money’ buying the thing. You said so yourself.” Tyler said matter-of-factly.
They stared at each other intently.
After a brief moment of silence Mark finally spoke up.
“...I’ll arm wrestle you for it.”
“A battle of strength isn’t my thing. How about trivia instead?” Tyler chuckled.
“NOOOOOOOOOO you know I suck at goddamn trivia. That’s why you’re bringing it up.” Mark Whined.
“Low blow dude.” I laughed.
They both went silent and stared at me.
“Hey what are you doing butting in?” Mark snarled.
“He wants in on the monkey lamp battle.” Tyler roared.
“You can’t have it.” Mark said, grabbing the lamp and walking to his desk.
“What if I want it?” I chuckled.
“You don’t. You just want to piss me off more!” Mark snapped.
“That’s true, but I think I can beat you at arm wrestling and trivia.” I retorted.
The room went still.
Both Tyler and Mark stared at me in shocked silence.
In unison, they both yelled.
“I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY.”
Thus, the battle of brains and brawn pursued.
We went down to the local bar for trivia night after drop tackling each-other until the neighbors were banging on our walls and floors.
With strength, there was no clear winner. Just a bunch of idiots trying to drop kick each-other and pin each-other to the ground.
We laughed the whole walk there, talking about why we should have been dubbed the winner.
“I straight up round house kicked you. Bro. That was some MMA shit. I get the point for style.” Mark would argue.
“Yeah, but you missed and fell. You literally took yourself out, man. It was funny, I’ll give you that, but not worthy of even a pity point.” Tyler would tease.
The bar wasn’t far from our place, maybe around three blocks away.
They managed to spend the whole ten minutes walking there fighting, shoving each other back and forth and grabbing each other’s shirts and trying to trip one another.
I stayed out of it, wanting at least one of us to hold some form of dignity.
We reached the bar, sliding into our booth and getting ready for a trivia night that we could barely understand.
Our answers were incomprehensible, mistaking some words for the others and at one point giving up and just trying to draw out what we were trying to say.
The host, to his credit, was incredibly understanding and found the whole situation quite amusing. For every time we were right or almost right, he’d yell “AMEWICUHHH H-ONE POINTO” with a big thumbs up.
Tyler, Mark, and I were laughing so hard tears were rolling down our faces. I was laughing so hard my sides and stomach were hurting, so I excused myself to the bar to get us some more beer and shots.
It was there I saw him again. The tall, Japanese man, still carrying the empty Ikea bag.
I thought it was strange running into him here, but then realized, he could also just be a local. I smiled thinking of how small the world around us was, and thought to myself that I should buy him a drink.
I approached him, smiling thinking of how I can laugh with him about his disappearing act and how he amazed my friends. I thought maybe I could convince him to help me prank my friends.
Thoughts of their reactions swirled through my head as I waited for the drinks, until I felt someone bump into me.
“Oh sorry I was-” I started.
I looked up and met his gaze, staring upwards into his blue eyes.
He looked at me, not in my eyes but straight through my soul.
He teared up again, his blue eyes getting wet and face falling into a look of mourning.
“I…I…I” he choked.
“I…I sowwy.” He whispered before walking away.
I turned my head to ask him what was going on, but when I did, he was gone.
Vanished again.
This time, I was determined to find him.
Maybe it was the strange feeling of dread, maybe it was concern, I don’t know. I just know I had to find him.
I pushed past the crowds of people, weaved through the booths, and ran outside.
It was pouring rain and the streets were dimly lit.
I looked both ways but couldn’t see him anywhere. Just the lights reflecting off the wet pavements that stretched through miles of large buildings interwoven with shops and stops.
I kept swiveling my head around, hoping to catch a glimpse of the strange man. He was nowhere to be seen.
I went back inside, still holding the drinks I got for my friends as I made my way back to the table.
“Dan, where have you been?” Tyler asked.
“Yeah bro, we totally bombed. We lost.” Mark laughed.
“I went to get us drinks, but ran into that weird Ikea guy.”
Tyler and Mark raised their brows.
“You mean the train guy?” Mark asked.
“No, the guy who just vanished when we were walking out of Ikea. Remember? He bumped into us and like, started crying or some shit and apologizing.” I explained, exasperated.
Tyler and Mark just looked at each other.
“Was that when you got separated from us?” Tyler asked.
I sighed.
“No! We were like, you know, leaving Ikea and then the tall guy ran into us and cried and apologized and we were all like ‘that was so weird’ and ‘what was with that?’” I retorted, raising my voice slightly.
“I don’t remember that at all.” Tyler said, looking away.
“Yeah. No clue what you’re on about. Maybe you dreamed it.” Mark said.
“Curse of the monkey lamp?” Tyler laughed.
“Oh most definitely. The scroll states bad dreams about crying apologizing men with empty bags. How could I forget.” Mark teased.
They were both laughing, but I wasn’t amused.
“I can't believe you guys don’t remember that.” I whispered.
Tyler and Mark were back to their antics, teasing each other about other curses the monkey lamp brings.
We closed the bar and stumbled home, me leading the way after sobering up.
We got back and Tyler and Mark quickly wound down, passing out in their drunken stupor.
I kept tossing and turning, wondering if I was just imagining things or going crazy.
The guy’s eyes were brown, then blue. They were for sure brown at one point, right?
Were they always blue? That’d be rare out here.
And I could have sworn his hair was dark brown, almost black.
Why was it that when that mystery man was leaving, his hair almost looked dirty blonde?
I wrestled with these thoughts until I fell asleep, imagining empty Ikea bags and golden monkeys dancing around my thoughts.