u/thr0awayint0oblivi0n

Going on the daily walk. I live in a rural area but never really had any trouble with the wild life. Until today. I was just humming along and then I look up and see a big ass fucking snake. Thought I was hallucinating for a second until it kept sticking it tongue out. It even started to posture like it was checking me out sizing me up. Almost fucking shit my pants. I sprinted past it cuz nothing is getting between me and the next drink. But I will say almost thought I woulda had to stomp that mf out. I’m just glad I wasn’t more drunk cuz I mighta woke up in the ER. Might have to take a different route tmrrw

I was walking to the corner store. For the second time today lol. I saw a familiar car come towards me. But I brushed it off like maybe i am fucked up. But then it stopped and it turned out to be my uncle. I thought I was fucked and he was just gonna haul me home. He said get in I’ll take you to the liquor store. GOD FUCKING BLESS. Got my fix it’s gonna be a great saturdays boys CHAIRS !!!!!!!!!!

I was an ugly ass duckling growing up. But then I realized how pretty girls are treated compared to what people think are not so pretty girls. For a long time now I’ve been working towards becoming more attractive. I’m not saying I’m pretty because whenever I look in the mirror I still see the past version of myself but I think I’ve reached some of it. I only noticed because at my job people go out of their way to do things for me, make things easier for me and finally the last part is that I realized my bosses are nicer to me. I’ve seen people fired for way less or get reprimanded for the things I’ve done. I’ve been late a lot/not having the best attendance recently but my boss offered me more hours to make up for lost time. I thought this was odd until I brought it up to a friend and he straight up told me that it’s because I’m pretty. Have you guys experienced this type of special treatment or is my boss just nice? (He’s 50 yr old guy)

Hey there me again. Something on my mind while I’m smoking. I gotta dry out a little bit especially after my antics yesterday. I’m smoking because I can’t stand a second being sober. Obviously my one and only true love is booze but I always smoke when I can’t drink. I hate this shit. It just gives me more anxiety and makes me feel retarded. There have only been like two times where I have genuinely enjoyed being high. Do I just have shitty weed or do any of you feel the same? This shit sucks and it’s a good thing I get it for free cause I can’t imagine spending money on this just to feel like this.

Hello fellow boozehounds. I would go to another sub for this but I think yall probably wouldn’t judge for my terrible life choices. Also before yall start getting a hard on it’s rlly not a crazy story but need some perspectives from other degenerates.

Drank tequila yesterday. A lot. Never ends well + feeling a little shameful about my antics (as usual)

I angry drunk texted a fuck buddy and lashed out like crazy. He’s also an alcoholic and kind of a POS himself so no biggie but I wonder if I went a little overboard with insulting him lol.

Yall know it’s not easy to find a good fuck especially when I don’t leave the house other than to drink (except for you homeless dude fucker you amaze me) so I’m kinda wondering if yall think he’s gonna pretend like it didn’t happen and keep it pushing ?

What’s some crazy shit you’ve done and your partner/FWB/whatever stayed?