u/unfinishedtoast3

Say Carol decided fuck it, I'm going all in, and asked for heroin and meth. Would the plurbs then seek out the purest Methamphetamines they could find?

Could Carol talk the Plurbs into using with her?

Had Knee Surgery 7 years ago, And while on my pain medication, I started tracking KOTH Tropes.

Found my old post from my deleted profile.

For some of the more time period references i put a quick explanation of the relevance in 1995/1996 at the time of airing.

Dale’s Conspiracies

Season 1:

1. “Pollution Control” emissions equipment on vehicles are a government plot to control global warming. The plot is masterminded by UN Commissars, who will tell us what the temperature is going to be in OUR outdoors. Dale says let the world warm up, we’ll grow oranges in Alaska, see what Boutros Boutros-Ghali (6th UN Secretary General, 1992-1996; signed first UN Climate Change initiative) thinks about that; UN government helicopters routinely fly US airspace.

2. Sexual eduction in schools is part of a government funded “UN Commissario’s” plot at instituting population control over Americans, they want to whittle us down to the point we cant maintain a standing army, at which point the Chinese will come marching in.

3. Bob Dole is faking his dead arm for undisclosed reasons (Republican Senator from Kansas, ran against Clinton in 1996 and lost. Right arm completely immobile due to German machine gun fire in Italy during World War 2, which saw his right shoulder completely obliterated)

4. The government possesses ultra stealth black hawk helicopters, that use computerized noise cancellation technology. They’re still working the chings out. (learned from alt.conspiracies.black.helicopters)

5. Martians want to invade Earth to steal every last drop of Earth’s drinkable water, to send back to their home planet....Mars.

6. Asians posses a secret blowdart with a fast acting poison, who’s sting is mistaken for a mosquito bite, until you die, then you know the truth.

7. L Ron Hubbard (founder of Scientology and Sci-Fi writer) was killed by fire ants, all stinging at once.

COUNTS:

Beers:

Hank: 29

Dale: 31

Bill: 32

Boomhauer:28

Other:

Hank threatens to kick an ass: 6

Peggy says “Ho Ya!”: 4 (Boggle episode mostly)

Hank says the line “Propane and Propane Accessories”: 3

Hank says “that boy aint right”: 3

Hank says “I tell Ya Whut”: 11

Dale almost catches John Redcorn and Nancy: 2

Nancy says “Sug”: 4

Best 6 hours ive ever spent.