She's offering me ground floor opportunity to invest her human teleportation device in lieu of rent payments. How can turn down a trusting face like this.
My lab mix "Avacado" and I thought we'd book a ride in one these new cybercabs and go get a couple of lattes. When car arrived this guy inside. He demanded I drop him off at Waterline and frighten Avacado.
But I got the last laugh as he left his cap behind which Avacado pooped into. AITAH?
That's the question I keep asking. Wouldn't there still be a replay official who would have made the same call?
If found you can give it to me in next week's meeting at 45th and Lamar. BTW, I still haven't decided who I'll vote for to institute Vance or Newsome for prez in 2028.
And why can't we have affordable housing and light rail like 1850s Seville?
As a long time Seattle resident I am beside myself. I realize Austin is in a fascist state that hates black people. But how can Austin attract so much more capital investment when they don't even have an NBA team, and not even one world famous coffee company?
I haven't been this upset since the racist cops shut down CHOP.
Please protect your self driving rover's feet in this heat.
Whatever happened to daughter Tulip?
I hate to sound like a boomer, but I don't know. There's simply something about four frames per second linograph film that looks more cinematic in IMAX than laser projection. What was the need to switch to laser? Greedy corporations I bet.
It's understandable that in Texas the right of way is often seen as my way. So I rather hate to bring up this little pesky technicality. But actually a vehicle making a U-turn on green has right of way over one turning right on red- especially if the u-turner has a green arrow in the course of making the U-turn.
I know I upset you by playing this Trump card, and I know it seems unfair that my first model year 1990's Hyundai Sonata has right of way over your Dodge Ram Hemi that was just driven off Nyle Maxwell lot. But life is often both unfair and unjust.
Perhaps we can break bread and be thankful that in Texas it is still okay to use the turnabout lane to recklessly jump back into the flow through lane at the last possible moment. Thanks to the late Gov. Perry for that one.
Look, I'm otherwise a carbon neutral person. But me and my seven lab mixes can not tolerate living in a home near of over 60 degrees.
I know I'm using a lot of electricity, but it is no where near what data centers use in electricity. Not to mention that they use for electricity for an evil purpose- AI that cost people jobs and the ability to earn a living wage.
So why should I feel guilty. Go protest data centers and leave me and my lab mix babies alone.
Thanks to corporate polluters, climate change deniers and the state of Texas- we are struggling to keep enough water free land in central Texas. Soon we won't have enough roads for me to FSD my de-branded Model Y on. Thanks again boomers.
When you have to go, know where to go.
Is this Austin in 2026, or Berlin in 1939?
Real sweet boy. I'll keep for myself if no one answers for 'em. I'll let him sleep in my bed with me tonight since he's obviously traumatized from being alone. Can't wait to feed him avocado toast for breakfast. Hope he doesn't mind that I sleep commando.
We did it comrades! We prevented oil barges from heading up river to the oil refineries of Marble Falls. I hear Greta T. is so proud of Austin!
Got tired of dealing with The Poors on a crowded Lake Travis. So I picked up this baby just before it was scrapped after being a WWII memorial in Kingsland, TX. Thinking of firing the turrets for the fireworks tomorrow. After all what's the use being a one-percenter and not doing anything with it.
I need a ride there from Austin as my FSD horse erroneously went into Town Ravine. From St Louie I'm taking a new fangled steam train to New York where I'll be working for Edwin Musk's ditch digging company, tunnelling out the Erie Canal project.
I've got a bag of Non-Fascist Tokens which will safely and conscientiously get us through native American lands.
Personals:
-Political Party: Whigs
-Slave Holding: No.
-Hobbies: Protesting monarchs, dumping tea
-Marital Status: common-law wives and their boyfriends
-Pets: Seven adult lab mixes. These are my babies!
I want to do my part in the global fight against climate change fascist. The old house I tore down in East Austin, to build my McMansion, had a couple of Sears brand air conditioners in the windows. I kept them in storage for the copper value, and trapped the remaining R-12 refrigerant as monument of boomer climate change excesses.
But I feel these old units can better serve my compatriots better in France. Happy Bastille Day and hoping Austin gets its own Mamdani real soon!
