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me after my ocd makes me imagine everyone in the function’s g*nitals

u/wolfenergy — 6 days ago

congratulations jillian!!! for marrying a pedophile 🤗

i find it soooo fucking hilarious how before the allegations came out she was MILKING that wedding content. now look at her sad ass. but todays her big day!! a lifelong commitment to an ugly wig wearing man who likes minors. shes prob gonna shake ass on her mom on the dancefloor too!! very demented family.

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u/wolfenergy — 12 days ago

customer barged into break room and called us all fat pigs

the customer was already mad that the price went up $1 for their favorite lotion and was taking their frustrations out on me. well it just so happened that it was my break time so i told her im sorry and she can speak to the manager who i called over. i walk away and go into the staff break room. i sit down and have a bite of my sandwich, happy to be on break eating. moments later the belligerent customer slams open the door, points at me and 2 other coworkers and screams “fuck you you fat pigs” and just stands there as we’re staring at her in silence. the manager then runs over and escorts her out. i went back to eating my sandwich.

just another day on planet earth where humans are deranged and psychotic.

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u/wolfenergy — 12 days ago

customer asks if we have anything for his “itchy balls”

atp i’m convinced we have reverted back to apes. excuse me? this is a target bitch go see a DOCTOR and pick up some decorum on the way filthy bitch i’m a 16yo girl wtf

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u/wolfenergy — 15 days ago
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me throwing away any item of clothing that has emotional contamination (i have no clothes anymore)

u/wolfenergy — 18 days ago

fell off ladder today and customers laughed

i fell off the top of a ladder trying to grab a box on the shelf and fucked up my ankle. multiple customers saw and started bursting out laughing as i’m on the floor crouched over my ankle clearly in pain. am i a monkey in a zoo? nobody offered to help me get up, nobody asked if i was ok when it was a pretty bad fall from high up. just laughter and they just walked around me snickering. what the fuck is funny about this? btw it was like 5 different customers laughing their ass off.

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u/wolfenergy — 20 days ago

jake + his new girls age gap

so what are we thinking of jake, 28 years old, dating/hooking up with a 21 year old who acts and speaks childish. i guess he’s living out his belle delphine fantasy. fucking weird as FUCK

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u/wolfenergy — 24 days ago

waiting outside at 8:30am when we open at 9

i’m sorry why are we doing this? like if you’re going to be so ravenous to get inside just sit in your car nobody wants to see you standing 1 mm away from the door which is LOCKED because we are not OPEN. i don’t want to have to see you foam at the mouth when i go to lift the gates and unlock the door. i promise you do not need anything that fucking bad. i would cry with joy if i never saw your greedy ass again. GO HOME.

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u/wolfenergy — 26 days ago

WHY are you throwing your credit card at me you dumb bitch

babygirl the machine is in front of your fucking face. why are you acting like i am your SERVANT? i swear to god these entitled fucks PISS ME OFF.

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u/wolfenergy — 26 days ago

customer says they can’t wait until monday for delivery

btw this is a regular customer who i know can drive and has come in to the store before. she’s just being a lazy bitch and can’t wait until monday for her delivery of ADULT DIAPERS which we are out of stock in her size. i tell her this over the phone and she starts screaming that she can’t wait until monday and that she used her last one. girl then get up??? like nobody told you to wait until you were completely out to order more. have fun shitting yourself all weekend!

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u/wolfenergy — 27 days ago

EYEBROWS

please bring more awareness to this monstrosity she has created on her face from botox in her forehead. print posters. alert the media. someone bring this to her awareness and HELP HER.

u/wolfenergy — 28 days ago

is it wrong that i wish for the building i work in to burn down

obviously with nobody in it. but like if i came into work one day and the building had been lit on fire i think id set off fireworks in the flames. this is what retail does to you.

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u/wolfenergy — 29 days ago

i am SICK and tired of this bitchs face!!!!

this is one of our regular customers and she pays BY CHECK. the owners make an exception for her and let her do it which is fucking beyond me because it’s such a fucking pain and her buisness means nothing all she buys are fucking bandaids. EVERYTIME she walks into the store she’s fucking whistling and skipping like bitch you are 60 years old what the fuck are you doing. and she will come in 5 minutes until closing and spend so long looking around when she just fucking buys BANDAIDS. she inconveniences everyone and i’m fucking tired of seeing her ugly ass mug every other day. does anyone else have a regular customer that is a menace???

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u/wolfenergy — 1 month ago

customer told me to stop sweating

i’m sorry. i just put away 10 giant boxes of inventory and have been running back and forth between the register, the phones, and setting up deliveries. the only place i was sweating was my face and it was just on my forehead. like okay? i’m not a robot. the audacity of people amazes me every day but this takes the cake. as i’m ringing up the customer, he says “you need to stop sweating it’s unprofessional and not lady like”. how about i spit in your face is that ladylike for you.

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u/wolfenergy — 1 month ago

salicylic acid in conditioner to “prep strands for hydration”?

i saw this in a conditioner and was wondering if it’s true that salicylic acid does this? I thought salyclic would dry out hair but this conditioner says it’s for ultra dry hair. for reference it’s the biolage Ultra Hydra Source Conditioner for Very Dry Hair.

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u/wolfenergy — 1 month ago