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In short, i broke large mirror with my foot

It’s extremely demoralizing, in that i kept this mirror over a for year!!

We were to hang it tomorrow!

I have to get over the mirror!! Because now, my foot is just writing chaotic love letters to the mirror, all over this rug!!’ In blood!

How do i get my free/falling blood out of a woolish fiber carpet?

Thank you!

My left foot is immaculate

It’s like i’ve left mentrual stain on an antique, but with my foot?

u/wonderfulkneecap — 2 days ago

What's your favourite episode where the husband DEFINITELY did it? (This whole thing is gonna be an orgy of spoilers, so don't click if you don't want that!)

Mine is Allison Baden-Clay, I think. He just exuded middle-aged homicidal guilt. Truly a fuckface for the Fuckface Hall of Fame.

Do you guys have any good ones?

(I'm going on a road trip with two friends and one cheating ex-boyfriend this weekend, and I'm in charge of the playlist. :))

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u/wonderfulkneecap — 13 days ago

I think "Lucky" on Apple+ is the best, freshest show --- It's so rigorously written, and the car chases made me wet -- but then, it turns out that we're in a multi-orgasm car demolition scenario! More cars die in this show than people!

Anette Bening is also the most terrifying person I have ever seen on television

She somehow knows how to act differently? Fully intuiting, to her advantage, the size of my screen????

I can't recommend this show more highly

It's just extraordinary, rigorous work

hell yeah

(Like the Godfather + Killing Eve)

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u/wonderfulkneecap — 21 days ago

With these earning reports, Netflix is a sore loser. But tbf, it was a shitty winner!

Netflix has had a Buffy -- Glow, Sabrina!

Netflix killed them on the vine!

Why can't Netflix tell the difference, internally, between a hit and miss?

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u/wonderfulkneecap — 1 month ago

Our community has a problem interpreting Taylor Swift! And so does the NYT!

She does not give a fuck if you're "CANCELLED!"

A word Taylor is a lot more comfortable with than the cultural left

I think CANCELLED! is the best song on Showgirl

Blake is not just one of Taylor's best friends, Blake has oft been Taylor's muse!

IF YOU LISTEN TO TAYLOR, YOU WILL FIND OUT WHAT HER VALUES ARE

u/wonderfulkneecap — 2 months ago

OUTLAST: I DIDN'T RELAX THROUGHOUT THAT FINALE !! (Spoilers beneath)

The right team triumphed!!!

I AM SO GLAD CHARLIE WENT HOME BEFORE LEIYA DID!

Literally, fuck Charlie

I appreciate Abby and Pharoah, and think they played well, but Alpha deserved that win

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u/wonderfulkneecap — 2 months ago

Omg the terror and eventual hilarity of the >! slow walking !<

I watched the first half on mute because i was so petrified

Then i just started giggling with abandon, as Patricia continues to sprint and the Boogeyman continues to lumber after her

I was so jazzed when she tased that strumpet!!!

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u/wonderfulkneecap — 3 months ago

This two years was really different. Because of this sub.

Mazel. And I am so proud xx

AND ALSO SHE WON BAJILLIONS OF MONEY

Fuck yeah Blake!!!

u/wonderfulkneecap — 4 months ago

Mackenzie Scott is one of the leading forces of literacy in the country. Blake Lively loves books.

I'm not saying this connection is personal, or necesarrily nefarious!

Many of us love the Met gala! I am willing to be your local feminist correspondant. If you have blood sugar issues, or a meth addiction, get sorted!

xx your future leader

u/wonderfulkneecap — 4 months ago