Impregnator Volibear also impregnates your eyes irl (WARNING: FLASHING LIGHTS)

The best part is everyone in the game had these flashing lights on their screens too; by far the funniest highroll I've gotten yet.

I guess the god of thunder's true power is not infinite cc, but infinite blindness irl

u/yarudolph — 11 days ago

Arena has officially melted my brain

I kid you not, I woke up this morning and decided not to go to the gym (for context, I always do weightlifting in the mornings) because I had believed I had the Mad Scientist augment irl and rolled the ability haste + speed bonus instead of adaptive force + health

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u/yarudolph — 30 days ago

WHY ARE SKINS STILL DISABLED IN BRAVERY MODE???

LEGIT JUST TWO LINES OF CODE WILL SOLVE THIS I GUARANTEE YOU, BUT NO THEY'D RATHER CATER TO THE 50 YEAR OLDS PLAYING LEAGUE CLASSIC

LAZY GARBAGE COMPANY

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u/yarudolph — 2 months ago

Funniest moments?

What are some of the funniest moments/interactions you've witnessed so far?

For me it was recently when I was playing a Rumble who was juiced with shardblade and 50+ anvils. I had Q on and the enemy Tahm Kench managed to eat me, but he died from my Q while I was in his belly. I couldn't help but picture those old timey cartoons where someone blows out fire from eating something spicy (jeez reading this I sound like an old man)

There was also a time when a single Xin Q (no force of entropy btw) knocked me up for like five seconds???

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u/yarudolph — 2 months ago

How does Ethiohelix work?

I got 100% Ethiopian from my 23andMe test so I wanted to try importing the data into GEDMatch. I see there are various different options, so I decided on Ethiohelix considering it's made for people who know they're ethiopian. However there are a few different types (Ethiohelix + French, Japanese, Palestinian, and Africa Only). What's the difference between the types? Is the Africa Only one gonna give me the most accurate results?

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u/yarudolph — 3 months ago

Issues I've been having with League recently:

-New Arena mode disabled all of my skins whenever I pick bravery

-Summoner spells have been swapped for no reason

-Half the time Riot Vanguard makes me restart my computer for no reason

-Annoying pop up that tells me riot client wants to make changes to my PC every time I open League

How tf am I supposed to enjoy bravery when these things exist?? Am I in the wrong boat?

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u/yarudolph — 3 months ago
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Day 33 - I thought it was downhill from here...

I've heard many people (especially those who do No Nut November) say that the first thirty days are the hardest, and that if you survived those days you had the strength to survive anything else. However, I'm on 33 and I feel the urges coming back.

For context, the only reason I've made it this far (I'm 25, I've quite literally never gone this long without masturbating in like eight years) is because my life seemed to be super busy yet not really stressful for this entire period. Idk how to describe it, but usually whenever I had busy days in the past it came with a lot of stress (mostly schoolwork). But now, the workload wasn't stressful at all, and thus I never really had the time nor need to masturbate.

By day 18 I had my first wet dream since NNN 2023, and in Day 27 I had another one. It's clear my body isn't used to abstaining this long without nutting. However now I'm scared because my life is starting to get less busy, meaning I might start jacking off just bc I'm bored. I had another wet dream this morning (idk if I'd call it that tho, because nothing came out and I was still horny afterwards). But I actually edged for the first time today, and I almost came close to losing. Why is it still difficult at this point?? Why can't my body except that I shouldn't need to cum anymore??

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u/yarudolph — 4 months ago

Dating @ Deloitte

Has anyone been able to meet the love of their life at Deloitte? What do you recommend a boy to do in order to find that special someone? I've been going to a lot of events and firm initiatives to meet new people but I'm still new to this work culture and a lot of the events seem geared towards older folk. Any advice would be appreciated!

(To be specific, I'm based in the Rosslyn office and in my mid 20s)

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u/yarudolph — 5 months ago

Mad Hatter is bugged (but in a good way)

I was on Rek'Sai and got the quest early but never got hat trick or juice press to make the most of it. One round I had a bunch of gold and full items so I decided to buy 10 hats just for the fun of it; we didn't win the round, but during the augment phase I noticed I was being treated as if I had completed the quest (normally you need to have 10 hats at the END of combat but you lose half on round loss). Sadly, when I went to buy another hat, it "fixed" the bug and my stats went back to normal. But just a PSA: if you see mad hatter is applied, DO NOT buy more hats.

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u/yarudolph — 5 months ago

Made this post a few months back, but I was wondering if yall had any updates considering it's approaching the one year mark. I was in the Oct 2024, just barely within 50 miles of Alexandria, so I had to go back in person last May/June. Thankfully, I got a different job soon after, but I am still wondering if my brethren will continue to suffer, or if admin will actually keep their word. I'm praying for you guys either way

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u/yarudolph — 5 months ago
▲ 7 r/LUCID

Got a used GT a little over two months ago and I haven't gotten any title or plates yet. I initially thought they'd cover it, because in the final invoice there was a fee for registration and titling, however a few weeks ago I got a form via email saying I need to get the car inspected as per a MD law before I can get it titled. I'm not sure why tho considering they should have inspected the car before selling it, otherwise why would you sell a possibly defunct car? Did anyone else have this experience?

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u/yarudolph — 6 months ago