u/yolk-oh-oh-no

Which was a bit of a snub.

The new Alley Cats show looks amazing and you're just jealous that Ricky can pop out hit show after hit show. The anti-After Life drivel on this subreddit is purely ignorant as that show is one of the best comedic-dramatic pieces to ever hit the telly. I find it funny that you've convinced yourselves that you have an understanding of who Ricky actually is just because you've seen some of his shows / put-on hosting appearances. The truth is - you don't know Ricky at all. Even more, I'd bet my life savings that each of you individuals don't even know your OWN SELF. How often do you ask yourself, "How have I changed over the years? How would I map the trajectory of my personality? How would I describe myself to a stranger?" You see, I'm not being hypocritical because I personally have conducted a thorough self-assessment at many points of my life. Turns out .... I'm a lil monkey fella .....

Look, I'm a busy man who needs to iron my jeans in a few hours, so I'm just gonna get straight to it. What's your favorite anecdote about Karl's dad? Mine? Thanks for asking. It's the one where he calls the company that sent him a can't-be-thrown-away catalog and he told them he's charging them 26 pence a day as they're treating his home as a storage warehouse. Alright? See ya layta ....