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Time to break out the Cuervo gold and fine Colombian

A man and a woman were assaulted and robbed following a bike lane dispute on the East Side of Providence overnight.

According to police, officers were called to the corner of Prospect and Olney Streets shortly after midnight.

There were two victims, say police; one was bloodied and suffering visible injuries.

About Incident

Police said when they arrived, the victims - a male and a female, both in their 30s - told them they had been riding their bikes on Olney Street.

The female told police the couple encountered a car blocking the bike lane, at which time she moved the vehicle’s mirror.

The victims told police that three men then got out of the car, grabbed the woman by her shirt, and threw her to the ground.

Her partner said that when he tried to intervene, the three men turned on him and threw him from his bike.  He said he was then punched and kicked by at least two of the men while the alleged victim was lying on the ground.

The suspects then stole his wallet.

The man, who police say was suffering from visible injuries, was transported to Rhode Island Hospital for treatment.

Police are currently investigating. 

is this an allusion to s*x? is that what the gold teeth part 2 are for?

Happy steely Dan day to those who celebrate, unless we have nothin in common