The makeup and CGI team need an oscar

It's so weird. Jaafar has a distinctive look to him. He definitely looks like a Jackson. He's definitely attractive. But he doesn't look like Michael at all. He looks like Michael's nephew. But in the movie, he's absolutely Michael. Looks exactly like him. Jaafar's incredible acting also plays a role, and deserves praise. But the makeup and CGI team need an oscar for his incredible transformation.

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u/zowietremendously — 1 day ago
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Why is Lorne allowed to have custody of children?

I'm genuinely confused. Why is this allowed? Why hasn't CPS taken them away?

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u/zowietremendously — 3 days ago

It's crazy to think that there is a current cast member that actually worked with Chris Farley

Farley was in LA to promote Beverly Hills Ninja, and he wanted to go on All That to do something. So they quickly came up a Cooking with Randy sketch (a recurring Kenan sketch about a chef obsessed with chocolate), where Farley was the ketchup chef.

The producers didn't think it through. They ultimately regretted using ketchup, because it looked like blood was all over Farley. And they also only had one cake. The directors told Chris to please not destroy the cake, becausethey don't have another one. So Farley destroyed the cske on the very first take. And that's the take they used.

They wanted to reshoot the sketch, and use mustard or relish instead, because the ketchup made it look like Farley was covered in blood. But they didn't have another cake, and Farley couldn't stay on set for them to get another cake. Because he was off to do The Tonight Show, or some other promotional gig.

Chris was also visibly "unwell" while he was there. But the innocent kids didn't notice.

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u/zowietremendously — 11 days ago
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How much adderall was Tex taking?

Keep in mind, he's fat. So he can't do anything. Including math.

But as confusing as it was to hear his explanation. What I got from it is that he was originally prescribed 10mg tablets to start. And he was taking that twice a day. Then his doctor bumped it up a dose, to 20mg, twice a day. Then his doctor increased to 30mg. Which Tex didn't realize. But we'll give him the benefit of the doubt, because he's fat. He couldn't have possibly known. Chris understands. He had a father who was overweight.

Then Tex claims he was taking three, 30mg tablets a day, which by my math is 90mg. But Tex's said he was taking 180mg a day. Which would be six, 30mg a day. Maybe the math is different when you're fat. But that's a lot of adderall.

Which also makes sense, because he couldn't get it refilled, because it's not October. And the fucking insurance company doesn't want to refill 30mg twice a day extended release because they said its too high of a dose. But he's fat, so the 30 didn't bother him. He was also on lexapro, and gabapentin.

It's gotten so bad that he's been having withdrawal, and he picked his fingernails to nothing. He say on the floor in the fetal position, and he cried on the floor to his mom and said he doesn't want to feel this way anymore. He just wants to get shock therapy.

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u/zowietremendously — 20 days ago
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Who's this?

Someone said that Sonny Derek Porter looked like a cartoon character, so I had ai make him into one.

u/zowietremendously — 20 days ago

I've reached the age where Michael has been dead just as long as I known of him when he was alive.

So moving forward, that means that I've known Michael longer dead, than I did when Michael was alive. Since where about 17 years removed since Michael's death. And Michael Jackson was doing Dangerous at my age.

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u/zowietremendously — 1 month ago
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You order pizza, and this is who you see on your ring doorbell.

Somebody order the Sokol Special? A small pepperoni pizza with orange juice.

u/zowietremendously — 2 months ago
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What would you rather endure before having to see the unblurred version of this picture?

u/zowietremendously — 2 months ago