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Summary for the Listener: You know it’s creeping closer. The day you and your best friend have to face off against each other. You, the Crimson Crescent, and they, a vampire hunter. You are aware that your clash is inevitable, but… let’s pretend everything is alright. Just for today/ tonight, just for a couple hours. Enjoy some time together, just like the old times.

 

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[Listener opens the door]

Alright… there you go.

Just a bit of oxygenated water…

Great, another scar for the collection. At this point, my back has got to be more scar than…

(Realizing listener is there)…Skin.

…

Hey. You're up early today.

…

One P.M is still early for a creature of the night, you know?

Actually, twelve thirty-five, but who bothers counting?

…

I'm just patching some wounds. Some of us can't regenerate full limbs. If we lose a finger, it's gone forever.

I've actually got someone at work with like, three fingers left. It's a bit gruesome, but he manages.

This scrape is nothing compared to that.

…

I can deal with this on my own. Besides, I was already done anyway.

[Listener tries to walk forward]

(Surprised, warning) Wait, don't! Just… wait a second, alright? The blinds are open. Let me just…

[Closes the blinds]

Jeez, you're impatient for your age.

Can you go get the other one for me?

Wait, no- Forget I said that. I…

[Slightly awkward laugh]

I… thought you were human for a second. I don't even know why. It just… it feels so natural to think about you that way...

[They walk over and close the other blinds]

Well then, I can't see shit now. Should have thought it over.

…

No, no, I'm fine. Keep the lights out. I can make my way around like this.

I can't believe you guys see anything at all like this.

Can you even see colors?

…

No yeah, I know you can, it's just… I can barely spot my own hand. And meanwhile, you can see in the dark, smell my blood, hear my heartbeat…

…You vampires have it so easy. If not for the… legal issues, at least.

[…And the feeding on humans part]

…And the feeding on humans part too, yeah.

Have you ever- Hold on, can you guide me to the couch? It's kinda dark in here.

[Listener offers to turn the lights on]

Don't. The lights stay off in this household.

We've gone through this already. Bright lights hurt you. And I'm not hurting my guest.

Hold my arm, will you? I can't see a thing.

[Speaker sits down on couch]

There.

…Huh. That's… odd. My arm doesn't hurt anymore. When did that happen?

…

Yeah, I know *why* it happens, but… it's supposed to take longer. Two weeks is… surprisingly short. The fastest we've seen is a month for a broken arm.

(Sigh) You truly are one of a kind, Crimson Crescent.

…Do you… still use your old name? Or is it just Crimson Crescent?

…

Crimsy? Your friends call you Crimsy? (Speaker starts to laugh a bit) Sure! Why not? Hello "Crimsy", wanna hang out together?

(Jokingly) Oof, that's one hell of a low blow. Twilight's just my codename, and it's got nothing to do with the movies. If you wanna call me something, 'The Crimson Hunter' 's what I go by.

…

…Oh shut up already. Twilight's a codename. I justtold you.

…

Ah ah ah. I got my hand on the light switch. Do you wanna be struck with the might of a thousand suns?

["One sun's already too much for me"]

One sun's already too muc-(Rolling their eyes)Ooookay, you got me there. Good ol' self deprecating humor

...

I wish I were like you.

[A vampire?]

What? No! Not a vampire. Like... you. You've gone through so much shit. Seriously, I can't even imagine.

What those... vampires did to you. Living for twenty whole years as a one of them, knowing damn well if you got caught you'd be sentenced to death, or torture or... I don't know. And yet, you fought.

You could have easily lived with the Bloodmoon Coven. Hidden as one of us. And yet, you fought. You became such a huge threat to us we believed you were a group of over twenty vampires.

Turns out, it's just one single set of fangs.

You are the single most stubborn person I've seen in my life. Too stubborn to die. Too stubborn to feed on unwilling prey.

I still stand by it. You should have fed on them.

...My point is. I envy you. Twenty whole years chasing a dream, and in just half a year, you come to my life and completely shatter it.

Just how weak can my mind be?

…

I'm fine. I'm just trying to think about everything.

()Bah, whatever. I might just need to get some fresh air.

Cover your eyes, I'm turning the lights on.

[Light switch is pressed]

(A bit threatening) There you are. So this is the face of the crimson crescent's leader, huh?

(Normal) Don't mind me, I'm just- It's stupid, but I've been practicing.

For a whole decade, I've been rehearsing in the mirror. For when I finally caught you. I wanted to be the one to kill you. I wanted it to be perfect, but alas…

Forget about it. I don't even know what I'm saying… (Stretching grunts) I might need to… go on a walk, or something.

[Speaker gets up, and starts walking out. Then stops]

This… might be the dumbest thing I've ever asked but… do you wanna come with me?

Yes. Outside… At noon.

…

It's stupid, alright? (Slightly teasing) But when did something being stupid ever stop us?

…

That's the spirit. I've got an umbrella right there. You'll look like a weirdo, but at least you won't burn to a crisp.

[Opening the door, and going out. Listener opens their umbrella]

…

[Speaker tries to contain their laughter]

No offense but… you look absolutely ridiculous.

[Speaker closes the door behind listener]

(Jokingly demanding) Absolutely not. You're not going back in. You need to touch some grass, Mary Poppins.

Besides, those pajamas really give you that "I haven't seen the light of day since last year" look.

(Now a bit more serious) Which… I guess in your case is true…

(Snapping out of it) Doesn't matter, let's just walk. It's not like there's much more to do here without taking a car.

 

[They begin walking (You can keep the footsteps as background noise)]

 

…

So… This might come a bit out of nowhere but… what does blood exactly taste like? I've always been curious. Is it really that good?

…

I don't know, find the words.

Lemme do it. When I try… say, pizza, it's a mixture of flavors. When you take a bite, you feel the dough against the tip of your tongue. It's not a strong flavor, but it doesn't need to be. It's just enough to brace you for the soft, sweet cheese that melts in your mouth.

…

Yeah, sweet. I mean, not excessively sweet, but I'd say a little bit. It's mostly savory. I mean, the whole combination of well… everything.

…

Savory, like tomatoes. You remember tomatoes, right? (single chuckle) Do you still absolutely abhor them like in middle school?

…

(Shocked) Huh… you… what?

You have to remember, right? It's… it's fucking tomatoes. You can't…

…

(In realization) So that's what being a vampire is like, huh?

I don't know. I expected you to… I don't know, remember… basic flavors or… something.

…

I get it. I don't know why I keep trying to convince myself you're human.

…

I don't mean it like an insult. It's a fact. We're different species… if I asked you what my heartbeat sounds like, or what blood smells like, you'd also find it hard to tell me.

It's just… I still don't believe it, alright? You look the exact same. Just how I remember you. And I don't know why my mind wants to fight this fact so badly.

I know it's me, but every time I look at you, I want to find evidence you're not a vampire. I want to convince myself you wouldn't become one of them.

…

Open your mouth. Please.

…

It's weird to ask, I know. I just need to see your fangs. Humor me for a second, will ya?

…

(Disappointed sigh) Yeah, there they are. The same fangs you've been using on me for the last few weeks.

Do you mind if I…?

[Speaker cuts themselves on one of listener's fangs]

God… dammit. Why are vampire fangs so sharp? They are made to pierce, not cut.

…

(Awkward) Yeah… I… tried to take it off. Maybe it was a prop or one of those tasteless fake fangs for cosplayers.

…

No… no they're not.

You're… not human.

[Short pause]

I still don't understand.

No, not you being a vampire. I mean… There's something I still can't figure out.

No offense, but… you should be dead.

…

I mean like, actually dead. Not… reanimated. That's the thing. I… don't get why, or how, you got turned.

["Do you want me to explain?"]

Look… I know how turning someone works. Probably better than you. You don't have to explain how it works

Not to brag, but I've had to take tests specifically about this. 'How much vampire blood is necessary to trigger a transformation?' I remember that question. Drain half of a human's blood, then feed them till they got as much if not more vampire blood in their veins.

That's for the weaker ones. The stronger a vampire is… the more powerful their blood becomes.

(Slowly getting angry) But you… You weren't turned. They didn't gang up on you to be turned. They didn't even seem to want to drink from you. They toyed with you… They made you suffer for their amusement. And when you couldn't even scream from pain anymore…

…They drained you dry like a fucking juicebox. Is that what we are to them? Just toys to be thrown away when they break us?

…I just… I don't understand. You don't just 'accidentally' turn someone into a vampire. It's just… not possible.

I've seen vampires trying to turn their loved ones. They lose control of themselves, and when they finally come back to their senses… When they realize what they've done, they… (Angrily) They refuse to take accountability. They choose to be selfish. And on top of it, they give us one more bloodsucker to take care of.

…[Listener explains what happend]

Huh… That… that easy? They just… drained you completely and… No. No that makes no sense. You can't turn someone who's dead dead. Their heart needs to still be beating.

…

(Getting angry) Is that so? They all gave you their blood, just so you could suffer for longer? So you became, what? A vampiric chimera?

…

(Sarcastic) Oh! I'm sorry! Your master gave you part of {her/his} blood too. Is that supposed to make it better? I… I had to watch them… I thought you were dead!

Dead!

…

Yeah,(Breathing in and out) yeah you're right. I'm getting agitated, but… (A little bit calmer) but how can I not be? Look at yourself! Look at what they've done to you!

…

[Laughing a little bit, caught by surprise] Okay, okay, you got me. You can't look at yourself, I'll give you that. God, you know just the worst moments to crack a joke. You haven't changed a bit.

(Melancholic) And… you never will…

…Have you stopped to think about it? You should be having… I don't know, some wrinkles or something by now. And yet, you look the exact same. By the time I'm old… and hopefully retired, you'll still look… like you.

If I even get to grow old.

Most of us hunters don't get that privilege.

[Listener apologizes]

Don't apologize. It's how it's supposed to go. The system's working exactly as intended. The predator hunts for food, and the prey has to defend itself, even if it means bringing them to extinction.

…

…(Sigh) I don't know what I'm saying. I'm just… trying to make small talk, I guess. Everything is going to shit lately, and it's only gonna get worse. Next week, my team will barge through every confirmed vampire hideout in the city. All at once. Including your beloved coffee shop.

I'm warning you. Don't let any vampires come next tuesday. It will not be pretty.

… [Listener agrees not to let any vampires go there]

So, you're finally listening to me, huh? I haven't seen that since… I'd say twenty years ago, but you didn't listen back then either, did you?

…

Hold that umbrella tight. I need to do something. I don't want you to burn while I do…

[Hug]

This.

I haven't had the chance to say this but… I'm sorry.

…

For… not being there. I know this is an irrational thought, but I can't get it out of my head.

(Regretful) I was the one who dared you to go into that church. I could have said anything else. I could have dared you to kiss the person on your right like a normal teen. I could have… I don't know. I could have done something.

(Regretful) I could have at least bothered to check. I was the last one to go. When our friends went in and never came out, I thought you were pulling a prank on me. So I waited, and waited… Until I couldn't sit still anymore and…

…(Trying to regain composure, deep breath in and out)

…I still have that scar. From when they struck me. I see it every day. It reminds me of… My promise.

…

I… made a promise to… your grave. Or… cenotaph, I suppose. Not like it matters.

I promised you I'd never be a coward again. I promised I wouldn't let anyone else suffer like you did.

(Soft, almost breaking) …I did it. I'm no longer scared of vampires. I fulfilled my promise. I did… I did it.

…

(Sigh) Next week. We're gonna kill each other next week, and here I am, talking to you as if nothing ever happened.

As if our lives didn't take wildly different paths. Me with the vampire hunters, and you with… with the bloodmoon coven.

I must admit. Your quote unquote master is real charismatic. Seven more minutes of talking to {her/him} and {she/he} would have convinced me to become one of yours.

(Casually) Agh… What am I doing? I'm revealing everything. Everything I've worked so hard for. All for… nothing. All for… you, I suppose.

Bah, I guess I owed you one for healing my arm.

…

This is gonna sound like I've lost my mind but… part of me wants you to win. To massacre my whole squad and take control of… Everything.

…

Yeah, yeah, I know. Why in the world would I want you to win? Like I said, I've lost my mind but… (Softly) this is hopeless.

If you're gone, another vampire will just take your place. And then another… then another… and another…

(Sigh)

This can't keep going on.

Either something big happens, or we all slowly rot away, and become livestock. And honestly, if that happens, you'd be the best candidate for… I dunno, supreme ruler of all mankind? Strongest vampire that exists?

I've gone up against so many vampires. So, so many… you can't even imagine how cruel they can get. And the only thing that's stopping them… Is you. If you're gone… (Sigh) We're gonna have to work very hard.

…

So… you will still be there, right? Next week.

…

Of course. I don't even know why I ask.

You do realize one of us won't make it out alive, right? It's either you or me, old friend, and I'll tell you… I will not hold back. I'll use all of my strength.

(Chuckle) All of my strength, huh? How… insignificant of me.

…

You do get where I'm going with this, right? This might be the last time we see each other.

…

Right, right… Let's make the most out of the time we've got. You're always so optimistic, you know? If I was in your place, I'd probably be a pile of ashes by my second week.

(Realizing) If… I was in your place…

…

I… think we should part ways here.

…

Sorry… I now it's sudden but… look where we are. We've circled the whole neighborhood just talking about us. We're back at my place and…

Well… I'm back on duty tomorrow, and I have a feeling my workmates are gonna want to celebrate my recovery. I know them like my own family.

Can't let them see me housing a presumed dead vampire.

So… yeah. I guess this is where we say goodbye.

…

They still think the Crimson Crescent is a coven. My squad I mean. And everyone else for that matter. Do whatever you want with that information.

In exchange, though, I need to ask you something…

(Hesitating) If… if it's possible. If you face my squad… Please… let go of any grudges you may have, and grant them a quick, painless death.

It's all I can ask for.

[Speaker gets their keys in and opens the door to their home]

If you want, you can have one final taste of my blood. As an oath or… something. I don't know at this point.

…

Yeah, I know that was weird. But it's the last time we'll be able to talk to each other like this.

[Speaker walks towards the couch, and flops into it]

(Relieved) Aaaaghhh…

It really is next week.

For some reason, it's… liberating. Everything I fought towards for half of my life will be achieved. I'm so ready to finish this once and for all.

I'm so… so… tired…

…I guess it's the same for you, right?

…

Yeah, I know.

Let's not make this any harder, alright? I'm too tired from this. I'll… I'll take a small nap. Try not to be there by the time I wake up, okay?

…

Thanks… Appreciate it…

Good night slash day, Crimson Crescent. (Slowly fading out) Or… should I say…

… [Time skip]

[Speaker wakes up]

Ugh… Great, I slept through the whole afternoon.

God I'm hungry.

Huh… it's been a while since it was so quiet in here. How do they even snore so much? They don't even need to breathe.

(Slowly noticing listener left something) I'll never understand… vam… pires…

Huh? Did they leave something?

[Speaker shifts around]

It has a note… Heh, at least they didn't forget how to write.

(Reading out loud) "Use this only in the face of certain death"

[Laughing to themselves]

You're truly unpredictable, Crimsy.

I'll see you again… next week.

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Summary: As one of the royal scribes, you’ve got enough paperwork to drown in, three sick scribes to fill in for, an inconvenient crush on the heir of your kingdom, and royal betrothal dinner to organize. The very last thing you need is the very same heir constantly wandering into your archives under increasingly ridiculous excuses… but you’re beginning to suspect their sudden interest in the royal records has less to do with business and more to do with you. 

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Let's set the scene: When a stranger struck up a conversation with you on your way to the coffee shop, it didn’t seem like a big deal. But now he’s really creeping you out. He came into the shop with you, stood in line way too close, and the “flirting” is feeling aggressive. But what do you do? If you leave, he’s certainly going to follow you. But if you sit down at the shop, he’ll surely try and sit with you. You’ve tried to politely get rid of him, now you’ve been very direct, which has earned you the unearned label of a tease. Even in this crowded coffee shop, you’re feeling incredibly unsafe and very alone. You’re starting to panic when you feel a gentle hand on your shoulder…

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Setting: Coffee shop in a University town. 

Speaker: Kind, calming, and empathetic. Confident without being cocky. Purposefully not flirty, but engaged and has a good sense of humor. 

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{SFX: Coffee shop/cafe noises. Low chatter, clinking cups, etc.}

(loud, over acting a bit) Hi, Sugar Bear! I tried waving to you but you didn’t see me. I got us a table way over in the corner by the window. I’m just so glad you’re here, and I get to start spending time with my girl. 

(more serious) Is everything ok here?

Is this your friend? … Oh, so you just met. (slow, firm, and deadly serious) We are going to sit down now. Goodbye. 

(whispering directly to the listener) Hi, I’m not crazy, I know we don’t know each other. But right now, I'm your boyfriend, you're my girlfriend, and we’re going to my table, and you’re going to sit with me until this asshat leaves. Does that sound ok? … Ok. You’re trembling a little, I’m going to put my arm around you and steady you a bit. Is that ok? … Ok. (calm and comforting) You’re ok. It’s ok. Just come with me. This way.

(not whispering any more, but voice remains low) Here’s my table. You can sit here. That way you don’t even have to look in his direction. 

Yes, he’s still here. (reassuring) But he’s way over by the front door. 

Honestly? (trying to still be reassuring) Yes. He’s still looking, but at me. (creeped out by him too) He’s shooting me absolute daggers. Jeez, this dude is unhinged. (trying to be funny) Should I wave at him?
…

I’m sorry, I won’t. It was a bad joke, sorry. 

(calm, steady and reassuring) Hey look at me, he can’t see your face. In fact, he probably can barely see you at all the way we’re tucked back here. 

(calm and slow) So just look at me, and take a big breath in (inhale), hold it, and out (exhale). Great job. 

Can we do a few more breaths? 

(nice and slow, calm) In, hold, out. 

In, hold, out. Perfect. 

Listen, he’s not going to come over here. (protective) And if he does, I’ll take care of it, I promise. 

(carefully asking) So, can I ask? What happened?

…

Sure, yeah, that seems friendly enough. 

…

I mean it seems pretty obvious he wasn’t headed here. I mean he didn’t even order a drink, right?

…

Yeah, I’m glad you finally told him to get lost. 

…

A tease?! 

…

Listen, I saw you both walk by the window before you came in. Your body language alone was screaming “get away from me,” while he was looming over you. 

…

(exasperated by the guy’s audacity) I’m really sorry. 

…

I kept watching when you came in but then kinda lost you when you were standing in line. But by the time you were waiting for your drink, it was obvious you didn’t want him around anymore. (a little angry) And it was even more obvious, he had no intentions of leaving you alone. 

I got up from my seat without a real plan. The playing your boyfriend thing popped in my head right as I reached you. I’m sorry, that was probably weird too honestly. But I thought it might solve everything with the least, um, (finding the word) confrontation. He’s a bigggg dude. 

(being funny) I mean, I’m a little scrawny, but I’m tall so I’ve got reach see. (silly, self inflation) I could’ve taken him, but I try to keep these dogs on a leash. (laughs at himself)

(very happy) Oh hey, there’s a little laugh. 

…

(regrettably) Um, yeah, sorry, he’s still here. Sitting at the same table. He’s looking at his phone now though. 

(hopeful) But hey, please stay right here, relax, enjoy your drink. Don’t let him ruin your day, ok. Besides, I’m going to be here for a while. 

…

Oh, I’m grading tests. 

…

No, I’m not a professor. I’m a grad student. I teach a couple undergrad sections though. 

…

I’m getting my master’s in Math, Mathematics. 

…

Yeah, that usually kills the conversation, right there. (small laugh)

…

Ok, ok, so you’re a STEM gal yourself. … Psychology is definitely a science. And if you’re a senior you’ve taken plenty of math by now, especially statistics? Seeee.

(pause)

(frustrated sigh) Personally, I’d rather figure out numbers than people. 

(getting irritated all over again) Like the jerk who followed you here today, like what?, he just sees a beautiful woman, who’s even a little bit friendly to him, and then he’s, what?, entitled to be with you or something? 

(mad) He follows you. He makes you feel unsafe. He insults you. He had no right to act like that. That type of behavior is disgusting. 

…

(shyly, sincerely) Yeah, I mean, you are a beautiful woman. 

…

(excited) Oh, look. I think the jerk is getting kicked out. .. Yup, the barista is asking him to leave, probably since he’s not a paying customer. Aaaaand he’s gone. 

Ok, that was a big exhale. Feeling ok? 

…

(kind of insisting) No, of course, please stay. Really. 

Sorry, I’m taking up so much of the table with my papers. I hope you’re not here to grade too. … Just reading a book? I’ll let you get to it then. 

(a nice long pause while he goes back to grading and she starts reading)
{SFX: Cafe noise, plus some rustling papers and pen scratches}

(curious) So, what are you reading?

(remembering) They’re making a movie of that, right? I didn’t know it was a book first, though I guess most movies are a book first. 

So, do you have a favorite book?

…

I have. Actually, a couple times. But after the first time, I just skim most of the songs and poems. … I know, I know. Eek, sorry, sorry. 

Did you like the movies too? … Yeah, yeah, me too. 

I watch all three of them at some point between Christmas and New Years every year, for the last, I’m not sure, 10 years or so. … Extended, obviously! Those movies are my most sacred holiday tradition at this point. 

…

All three? On New Year’s Day? Really? (smile in your voice) Well, that’s an amazing way to start the year. 

I’m sorry, I’ll let you read in peace. 

(another long comfortable pause while he goes back to grading and she starts reading)
{SFX: Cafe noise, plus some rustling papers and pen scratches}

(looking up from your work to answer) Hmm, sorry? … No, no. I’m not from here. Just here for school. 

Unless you meant, am I from this coffee shop, because then the answer is actually yes. (laugh) I’m here all the time. 
The office they give the math grad students is so depressing. It’s literally in the second basement. … Right, one floor below the basement! It's somehow too bright and too dim at the same time. (disgusted) And there’s a smell. … I know. So I come here. 

Are you from here? … Oh, land of beer and cheese! I’ve never been, but it sounds like heaven. Do you miss it? 

…

Yeah, Thanksgiving probably seems pretty far away then, huh?

(pause, about to go back to work)

Nebraska. I’m from Nebraska. … You’ve never met anyone from Nebraska. (fake shock) Really? There are dozens of us, dozens I tell you. (chuckle) My whole family is still there, my parents and my sisters. 

…

Four. One older and three younger. (beaming with pride) Ana, the oldest, is getting her PhD at UNL. Bri, the sister just younger than me, just started her first year of teaching. … 2nd grade. Jo, the second youngest, owns her own salon. … I know, she’s so amazing, she’s only 21. And my youngest sister is a junior in high school. 

I miss them all so much. So I’m counting down the days until Thanksgiving break too. 

Hey, I’m going to go get another drink. Can I get you something? … Cream, no sugar, got it. … No, no my treat. 

(long pause) 

And here you go. Enjoy. 

(pause, about to start grading again) 

How’s your book? It must be good. (you’ve obviously been staring) You have a big smile on your face as you’re reading. 

What else are you into? Like what do you do for fun? I mean, besides reading. 

…

Oh that’s cool. What type of stuff do you write? 

…

Ah. (small sheepish laugh) No wonder you didn’t seem to like that I just skimmed the poems and songs. 

…

Oh, I actually write a bit too, but I write music. 

…

(not bragging, just matter of fact) I play a few actually, mostly piano and guitar, but sorta fake my way through on bass guitar, ukulele, mandolin... 

…

Yeah. But other than that, it’s all math all the time. (realizing he wasn’t actually kidding) That’s actually not such an exaggeration these days. 

(another long comfortable pause while he goes back to grading and she starts reading)
{SFX: Cafe noise, plus some rustling papers and pen scratches}

(looking up from your work) Hmm? … Oh. I have quite a bit more grading still. But I don’t need to finish it now.

Honestly, I was just going to leave whenever you wanted so I could walk you to wherever you’re going next. (sincerely) It would make me feel better. Hopefully, make you feel better, too. 

…

Oh, an Art Show opening. With experimental performance art? Sounds…(refraining from too much judgment)...interesting. I could check that out. Wait, you are asking me to go with you, right? 

…

Ok, good. Then, I’d love to. 

…

(straightforward and confident) Hey, before we get going, can I give you my phone number? Then you could call or text me, if you wanted, no pressure. … Yeah, because then I could ask you to meet up again another time. I thought I’d spare asking you today though. … Well, I didn’t want you to feel like you were “out of the frying pan and into the fire” so to speak, with unwanted advances.

…

(sweet little sigh, happy) Hmm, yeah, I suppose it is different if the advances are wanted. 

(confident and steady) Well, if that’s the case, would you like to go to dinner and a movie sometime this week? (teasing) Just one. Not a whole trilogy. This time. … Yes? (very happy) Well, great. It’s a date. 

Should we get going then? To the Art Show?

{SFX: Rustling and stacking of paper and packing up overlapping the next line.}
Ok. Let me just. Get. My. Things. Ok. 

(picking up coffee cups) And let me get these for you. 

(flirty) Ok, after you, Sugar Bear…

***

Author’s note: Only two notes: 1) Men who make women feel unsafe are so gross. 2) Math majors are super sexy. 

My Masterlist? Er, My Mini-list, maybe? I’ve only been writing audio roleplay scripts for about a month, “Masterlist” seems like a bit of an overinflation. But putting out a list of what I’ve written so far seems really organized…also, it's a bit of shameless self-promotion. Ick, sorry. Anyways, please take a look if you’d like. 

Overall Energy: All my scripts are SFW. I like writing slice-of-life stuff that seems safe and secure, open and honest, comforting and wholesome. And I’d like to think most of the have at least a bit of humor to them too. 

My Script Rules: Full rules are in each script link, please read through them. But for ease, here’s the gist: 

• Monetization is ok. 
• Using any gender for characters is ok, though some might be easier to change than others. 
• All {SFX} and (tonal cues) are optional. 
• Small performance edits are ok, bigger ones are not. 
• Please credit u/TahneeGirl_December and let me know that you filled it! :)
• NO A.I.!

My Scripts: I will continue to update this list as I write more! 

• Titles link to original Reddit posts. If you prefer to read in Google Docs, there’s a link in each Reddit post. 
• Some of these scripts could fall into a few different categories, but are only listed once. 
• If you’d rather, here’s a spreadsheet version of MY MASTERLIST.

COMFORT | HURT | REASSURANCE | REVERSE COMFORT

[F4A] [F4M] [F4F] Do you think it was the meatballs? [Pregnant Speaker] [Anxious First Time Parent Listener] [Self-Doubt] [Reassurance] [Pep Talk] [Established Relationship] [First Time Parents] [Slice of Life] [Real Life Romance]
Let's set the scene: It’s been a long, quiet car trip home. You’re internally freaking out. You and your wife/girlfriend are going to have a baby in about two months, the nursery is barely started, and you don’t feel ready. Your head is swimming and your stomach hurts, but how can you tell her about your anxiety and self-doubt? You don’t want to worry her, you're supposed to be her rock, but you’re seconds away from crumbling.  Word Count: 1000, dialogue only

[A4A] Crying Over Spilled Milk [Reverse Comfort] [Crying] [Emotional] [CW: Childhood Trauma]
Let's set the scene: You’re home from a night out with friends. Everyone had a great time. But your partner/boyfriend/girlfriend/friend has been seeming a little distracted, a little distant. Now you’re getting ready for bed and it’s time to check-in. Word Count: 1000, dialogue only

DATING | FRIENDS TO MORE | NEW RELATIONSHIP | STRANGERS TO FRIENDS

[M4F] [M4M] [F4F] First Third Date [Dating] [New Relationship] [Holding Back] [Honesty] [Healthy Communication] [Discussion of Past Relationship] [“The First Cut is the Deepest”] [Real Life Romance] [Date Night]
Let's set the scene: The guy/gal/person you’ve been seeing has asked you over to talk. You’ve really enjoyed all the time you’ve spent together and you want to continue seeing them. But do they feel the same way? It feels like they’re holding back and you’re not sure why. Hopefully, tonight will lend some clarity to how they’re feeling about you. Word Count: 1100, dialogue only

[A4A] Cute Human Confessions [Flirting] [Laughter] [Friends to More] [Confession] [Kissing]
Let's set the scene: Today you’re meeting up with your friend in the park to catch up, people watch, and drink some coffee and boba. You’ve always felt like there could be more there, but they’ve always been dating this person, or you’ve been dating that person. It’s never been an issue though, being just friends has been full of adventure and fun. It’s great just the way it is. I mean, sure they’re always making you laugh, and doing adorable stuff, and whenever they start talking about their nerdy wildflower-and-bug-obsession-thing you swoon a bit, but hey, it’s fine. They probably don’t even feel the same way, right? Or do they? Word Count: 1400, dialogue only

[M4F] It’s me, you know, your boyfriend [Strangers to Friends to More?] [Protective Speaker] [Precarious Situation] [Assistance] [Calming] [Getting to know each other]
Let's set the scene: When a stranger struck up a conversation with you on your way to the coffee shop, it didn’t seem like a big deal. But now he’s really creeping you out. He came into the shop with you, stood in line way too close, and the “flirting” is feeling aggressive. But what do you do? If you leave, he’s certainly going to follow you. But if you sit down at the shop, he’ll surely try and sit with you. You’ve tried to politely get rid of him, now you’ve been very direct, which has earned you the unearned label of a tease. Even in this crowded coffee shop, you’re feeling incredibly unsafe and very alone. You’re starting to panic when you feel a gentle hand on your shoulder… Word Count: 1400, dialogue only

DOMESTIC BLISS | REAL LIFE ROMANCE | SLICE OF LIFE 

[A4F] [M4F] [F4F] Do you come here often? [Night Life] [Wholesome] [Flirting] [Real Life Romance] [Falling in Love] [Cuter than a Meet Cute] [Kissing]
Let's set the scene: You’re out for the night, enjoying a glass of wine, and are now being chatted up with cheesy cliches and icebreaker questions. Interesting.  It’s ok, they are extremely cute. And very endearing. And you really do have so much in common. You’re willing to see how this plays out. Word Count: 1200, dialogue only. Written with a second VA needed for a cameo.

[M4F] An Odyssey of Cake and Candles [Funny] [Re-Imaging of The Odyssey] [Short, fun script]
Let's set the scene: Your husband has been gone for over 2 hours, where in Hades is he already!? Your son’s 2nd Birthday has already started and family and friends are all gathered. You’ve fed them, but they’re starting to get really pushy about getting on with the party, especially Auntie Nes! You're about to try to call your husband again for the millionth time, when he busts through the back door into the kitchen with the cake and a grocery bag. Oh my gods, he’s a mess and looks like he’s aged 20 years! Where has he been? Does it even matter? Let’s just get ready to serve the cake. Word Count: 1000, dialogue only