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Your Shy Friend Finds a Target in the Post-Apocalypse (Your Shy Friend is an Agent of Chaos in the Post-Apocalypse Part 4) [AM4A] [2 VAs] [Chaotic Speaker] [Politician Speaker] [Cautious Listener] [Flashback] [Crying] [Gunshots] [Interrogation] [TW: Violence, Murder, Bigotry, Slavery, and Swearing]

Stop 1 Stop 2 Stop 3 THIS SCRIPT HERE-approximately 3000 words (to be continued)

Just like last time, I want to make it very clear that I do NOT support violence. The speaker character is not someone whose behavior you should emulate. Please protest peacefully.

For lack of a better term, this part was meant to be the "shit just got real" moment. I actually had a really tough time finding the balance between our speaker's normally cartoonish level of violence with the actual gravity of the actions they're committing. But in the end, I think I found a great mix and a natural transition. For one, putting the flashback at the beginning of this part helps frame the scene better. Not only is the tension of it not interrupted, but you know going in exactly what the speaker is preparing to do and to what lengths they're willing to go to do it.

I also had to go all-in on the sleezeball politician characteristics here. As much as I wish I could say this is just as exaggerated as everything else....reality is stranger than fiction. I'll leave it at that. But this is a character you're supposed to  hate. This again helps frame the speaker's actions as understandable, even though it's not right. Violence is bad. This has been your PSA. But on the topic of the politician, I specifically gendered him as male. Normally I leave character genders ambiguous unless it 100% effects the plot of the story, but here I felt the male gendering was necessary. After all, I have a hunch that "the president" wouldn't take kindly to a woman in power or respect a non-binary person's pronouns. But of course, my scripts are always open to gender swapping.

We're getting closer to the finish line, and the next part's gonna be a doozy. I hope you're as excited as I am! Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy!

PS: While working on the next part in the background, I realized I had used the wrong term in the initial draft for this script. While I normally don't like to go back and edit existing stories after I upload them online (it feels too much like "rewriting history" for my tastes), I decided to update the term anyway. Since this post deals with contemporary political allegory, I wanted to make my words very clear so people don't get the wrong message. But for clarity's sake, I'll inform you that I replaced the word "shareholders" with "lobbyists." That's the only edit I made to the script post early-access.

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u/Turt1eShark — 3 days ago
▲ 10 r/ASMRefuge+1 crossposts

[M4F] “Exes and Ohs” [Speaker and Listener have broken up but Speaker doesn't know how to be an Ex] [Yearning] [Slight Begging]

NOTES: This script is open to be monetized. Credit must be given if you decide to fill this script.

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[M4F] “Exes and Ohs” [Speaker and Listener have broken up but Speaker doesn't know how to be an Ex] [Yearning] [Slight Begging]

Note: This script is told through a compilation of calls and voicemails.

[ Speaker calls Listener]

“Hey babe…”

[Speaker pauses ]

“Wait, you did tell me I couldn't call you that anymore. Okay, my bad but just one question and I don't hang up. It's really serious and I really need to know. I've been trying to fall asleep and it's been a little hard. I just really want to know, do you kinda love me still?”

[Listener hangs up in Speaker ear ]

____________

[Speaker calls Listener]

“Hey don't hang up! I swear it's nothing crazy this time. It's just that it's flu season and I need you to remember to take your allergy medication because you always forget until it's too late and your eyes start watering in the middle of the night. “

“You're welcome baby… No! Wait! I'm sorry I forgot-”

[Listener hangs up abruptly ]

____________

SFX: Any standard voicemail operator.

[Sound of the beep to start recording]

“Hey I keep getting your voicemail. Did you block me? I just wanted to know… it's hard since I'm still in love with you.”

[Voicemail ends]

____________

[Speaker calls Listener]

“Hey, thanks for unblocking me. Have you stocked up on your allergy medication? I'm not trying to be annoying but I just sneeze and that reminded me of you. Please take your meds.”

“Yeah , good night.”

[Phone hangs up]

____________

[Speaker calls Listener]

“I actually glimpsed you at the coffee shop yesterday. I didn't want to risk you blocking me again so I didn't say anything. But Brad serving you the mocha latte isn't funnier than me.”

“Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Please don't hang up. I do have something important to tell you, just give me 15 seconds I swear.”

“ Thanks … So 2 nuns walk in a bar -”

[Phone hangs up]

____________

[Voicemail Beep ]

“Baby please don't block me again.”

[Voicemail ends]

[Voicemail Beep]

“Ughh I keep forgetting I'm not supposed to call you that anymore. I'm sorry , I'm just too used to it. Pretty please don't block me again.”

[Voicemail ends]

____________

[ Speaker calls Listener]

“Hey it's been 2 months but I just wanted to check in. I heard about Lacey. I'm sorry she's not doing well. I sent her treats. You should get them tomorrow so could you tell her it's from me? she'll know anyway since I slept with the bag last night so she'll know it's me even if you don't tell her.”

“It's not THAT weird.”

“I wouldn't have to do that if I could trust you to deliver the message.”

“You know I can take her to the vet and stuff if you want…. You know, since my job is more flexible than yours.”

“Not pushing it or anything. Just an open invitation. I love Lacey too.”

“As I said, open invitation. If you need me , you know where to find me. Good night.”

[Call disconnects]

____________

[Listener calls Speaker this time and he picks up immediately, surprised that she would reach out first ]

“Uhhh hey. Are you alright?”

“No worries, I told you it would be no problem. Do you want me to come over and get her or…”

“I'll get to you in 20 minutes. Is that good?”

“Alright, I'll be there.”

[Phone hangs up]

[Voicemail Beep]

“Hey, Lacey and I are done with her appointment. I tried texting you and calling but you didn't respond so I am guessing you're in a meeting. You can swing by my place to pick her up. I'll keep her entertained until you get here so you don't have to worry. See you when you get here. Bye .”

[Listener calls]

“Hey, home already?”

“Well not really. I wasn't expecting you to call me since I already gave you all the details from the vet about Lacey.”

“I'm sorry I had to be the bearer of bad news. You two should get some rest, okay?”

“You're welcome… anytime. Good night.”

[Phone hangs up]

____________

[Speaker calls ]

“Hey, just wanted to see how you were holding up. And to check up on Lacey.”

“That's not too bad .”

“I'm really sorry this is happening to you. I know how much you love her. If you need anything, you can call me anytime.”

“Take care of yourself.”

[Phone hangs up]

____________

[Listener call, Speaker answers a bit jittery]

“Hey what's up. Sorry I took so long I was-”

[Speaker is cut off by Listener's sobs]

“Hey, Hey sweetie what happened? Did Lacey…”

“I'm so sorry.”

“When did it happen?”

“She was with her favourite person right to the end. That's what she would have wanted. You gave her everything you could baby. You remember what the vet said. There was nothing more you could have done.”

“I know. I'm so sorry.”

[ Listener's questions stuns Speaker for a bit]

“Uhhh yeah I can come over.”

“Just give me a sec . I'll be over in 30.”

[Almost nervous]

“Yeah it's alright. I'm coming. I'll see you soon.”

“Bye.”

[Phone hangs up]

____________

[Speaker calls]

“Just stepped in.”

“No, you really don't have to apologize. I would have stayed since you asked. You didn't convince me. Either way I would have still been there for you.”

“It was nice seeing you for longer than 10 minutes again .”

“I hope the weekend is good to you.”

“Yeah bye.”

[Phone hangs up]

____________

[Listener calls]

“Hey , everything alright? You don't sound too good.”

“Oh you finally got my package. Was it a bad time?”

“Well when I carried Lacey to the vet, the results really weren't good. I knew it was coming so we went to do some arts and crafts. That's why I spent the day with her,we were busy. I did the paw and snout impressions with air dried clay then I did record playing with her for a while because I planned to go to Build-A-Bear. She was way too tired so I didn't get her barking or anything like that. If I asked you for a video it would have given it all away. I wouldn't be able to explain why I need a video of your dog barking. Took me a couple days to put it all together. I tried to get a stuffed animal that resembled Lacey the most.”

“I had to time it . I didn't want to give it to you the moment she died. It just felt too sudden, like it would have made you feel worse.”

“I know how much she means to you. I loved her too, I miss her too.”

“I should thank you for letting us hang out one last time.”

“I hope it helps you . I really do .”

“You're always welcome baby.”

“Hey , hey don't cry. It's alright.”

“Yeah sure. I'll be over soon , okay?”

[Phone hangs up]

____________

[Speaker calls ]

“ Umm hey. I know I just left your place and everything but I wasn't brave enough to say it to your face. Truth is, I never wanted to get over you and I don't know if I can keep doing this with you if that's never going to happen for us. It's really painful. I don't want this to stop but I know that hanging on knowing that it might go nowhere will break me even further. I know what I want from us but what do you want from us?”

“I don't think I should stay the night again till we answer that.”

“I'm sorry.”

[Speaker hangs up]

____________

[Listener calls ]

“Hey I thought we agreed that-”

“Huh, who is this ?”

“Ash, what are you doing with her phone ? Better question, why are YOU calling ME?”

“ Since when is the lightest weight in the world getting drunk with you?”

“How much did she have?”

“Three? As in one, two , three? You're kidding.”

“I'm coming.”

“Well the roads have laws, Ash. I'm coming in a reasonable and lawful amount of time.”

“Send me the address .”

“Cool.”

[Phone hangs up]

____________

[Speaker calls Listener]

“Hey I just wanted to let you know I did order you breakfast. I couldn't stay any later to make you any.”

“Maybe cut down your drinking spree to 1 and some Ice chips. You know you can't handle that stuff.”

“ Look out for delivery. Take care of yourself.”

[Phone call ends]

____________

[Listener calls, Speaker tries to be neutral sadness and longing in his voice]

“Hey, I guess you got them.”

“I didn't have the heart to cancel the service. Happy birthday.”

“You're welcome.”

“I know we haven't spoken since THAT night but I wouldn't forget your birthday.”

“Well I was trying to give us some space. You know you never answered my question plus you were in a very vulnerable part in your life. I didn't want it to influence your decisions so I took a step back.”

“And that's fine. I'm not asking you to know now . But I know doing all that definitely won't help. So it's fine . Truly.”

“Please don't do this on your birthday. Just forget it and enjoy yourself, okay?”

“I gotta go.”

[Speaker hangs up]

____________

[Speaker calls]

“Umm hey. I got your voicemails. Is everything alright? Did something happen? Are you okay ?”

“No, I didn't block you. I've just been … away . Busy.”

“But I also wanted to talk to you. I really didn't want to talk on our anniversary though.”

“Since we're here , I guess there's no time like the present .”

“I tried to keep myself distracted. I really did.”

“But my feelings never went away and it's eating me up inside. I'm trying so hard to respect and keep the boundaries but it's like I'm betraying my very being. But I'm not sure where I stand with you. I realized when I would call you baby and you wouldn't hang up on me . I just tried pushing my luck a bit and you stopped pushing back but you never actually said anything so I didn't want to read into it.”

“Then you kept inviting me over , and I kept staying the night but we didn't have a name.”

“I LOVE labels. I WANT to know what we are. I want us to be something that's not this. I want you to be mine . That's the label I want you to have.”

“Why didn't you tell me ?”

“ I never stopped loving you. I only tried to stop because it seemed that you wanted to move on and our interaction was making it harder.”

“I never wanted to break up but breaking up showed me that I don't want it to stay that way. I actually can't stay that way. Baby please, we can be better, we can be good. We can make this better.”

“ Is this you finally giving me the answer to my question?”

“I want to get back together too.”

“I really think we should talk … in person.”

“ I'll be over soon. I just need a couple minutes before I head out .”

“I have to pack a bag .”

“Because I'm staying over, baby.”

[Call disconnects]

FIN

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u/jayhasapen — 5 days ago
▲ 13 r/ASMRefuge+2 crossposts

Your Dom Partner Comforts You for Being Tall [M4M, M4F, F4M, and F4F Versions] [Short Dom Speaker] [Tall Sub Listener] [Comfort for Being Tall] [Good Boy/Good Girl] [Use of Master/Mistress] [Relationship Dynamics] [Positive Affirmations] [Body Appreciation] [Contemporary] [TW: A Little Spicy]

F4F Version F4M Version M4F Version M4M Version-approximately 1300 words each

While there's quite a bit of comfort and reassurance out there for people who feel they're too short, I don't notice nearly the same amount of support for people who think they're too tall. Granted, this is because society largely considers height to be a good thing, so there are unfair expectations regardless of how tall you are. But this script started from the idea of creating a comforting audio for people who are insecure about being tall. As a trans woman who's nearly 6 feet in height, I've definitely felt this on occasion:  Especially early on in my transition. Women are expected to be shorter than the men around them, which can be a source of insecurity for many. This is why I created multiple gendered versions of the script: Because society weirdly ties gender and height together, and that requires more specialized words of comfort.

The D/S dynamic came from the first thing I thought of for this script: The line about how the listener can't hide their blushing face from up there. I thought that was a cute thing to say and the mix of flirtation and confidence in it is where the dominant part of the speaker character came from. While I'm not a part of such communities myself, it's no secret that this dynamic is  very popular in the ASMR space. So I learned quite a bit through cultural osmosis. And while this script is far more..."aggressive" (for lack of a better term) in this dynamic than any previous ones I've done, I think it added a lot. In these dynamics, subs are usually pictured as being shorter, skinnier, and softer than their partner. That right there added an additional layer to the listener's insecurity regardless of their gender. So while this is a bit out of my normal wheelhouse, I'm really glad I did it. Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy!

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u/Turt1eShark — 6 days ago
▲ 18 r/ASMRefuge+2 crossposts

[M4F] [M4A] [A4A] Drag Me Under [childhood friends to enemies to ???] [romantic tension] [scientist listener] [merfolk speaker] [angsty] [perceived betrayal]

I had far too much fun dreaming this bad boy up. I hope y'all enjoy!

Summary: After a few years of work as a marine biologist with a research company, you’re finally assigned to a highly classified project hidden deep within the facility. Expecting a breakthrough discovery, you instead come face-to-face with something impossible; your childhood best friend. A merfolk you weren’t entirely sure was real in the first place, trapped behind glass and treated like a specimen.

Hurt and furious, they believe you’re part of the group that captured them, and that somehow you have been involved in this from the start. Determined to earn back their trust and make things right, you find yourself caught between the career you’ve practically destroyed yourself to build and the person you can’t bear to lose again.

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LINK TO SCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NA8xBqCZywSGNwdkkBdnYlmLd_DgmU2_S3QSCxUqKrY/edit?usp=sharing

u/jellie-bug — 6 days ago
▲ 20 r/ASMRefuge+1 crossposts

[A4A] A Flirty Devil {Girl/Boy} Drags you Down to Hell (As its rightful ruler) [Devil Speaker] [Human(?) Listener] [Light FDom/MDom] [Flirting] [Magic]

Word count: 2635

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It's been a while since I've written. This time, I'm doing one of my very rare human listeners (HAH, I TRICKED YOU, LISTENER IS NOT HUMAN ANYWAY. MWAHAHAHAHAH!)

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If the script contains a {bracket like these}, it is a gendered piece of dialogue. Make sure to select the option that matches the speaker’s gender, always. Even if the character that's being talked about isn't the speaker.

Summary for the Listener: You were supposed to be a regular human. You knew there was nothing particularly remarkable that would make you stand out. At times, you've contemplated just starting a new life somewhere far away, where perhaps you could be appreciated. Fortunately, the demon {girl/boy} that summoned {herself/himself} agrees with you, in the most twisted way possible.

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Ah. There you are. It's taken me quite a while to track your energy down.

[Laughing to themselves]

Would you look at that. You almost jumped all the way to the rooftop. I made the right choice paying you a visit. You're definitely gonna be a fun one to keep around.

Oh, come on, I'm just messing with you. (Mimicking panic) "W-w-wh-who are you? G-get out of my property" Y'know, you would be a lot more convincing if you didn't sound like you were about to wet your pants.

Though… who am I? I wonder I wonder. Do the horns not give it away? How about the wings? Maybe my spade shaped tail? Do I have to summon myself again to make it clear?

Excuse me? I am much more than "just a demon". But I'll forgive you for your oversight. Humans are just ignorant like that.

Well, what do you know about us demons? I have to test your knowledge, for my… mission.

Ugh. [Fingers snap, and spell sound effects]

Much, much better. I swear, humans are so predictable. One glance at us, and they turn to cavemen panicking at a fireplace.

You're so much prettier with your mouth shut. I'll keep you like that for a while.

It's magic, dear. You humans have forgotten how to use it, but it's still there. A simple silencing spell. Scream your lungs out, hit the walls, do whatever you want. No one's going to notice.

Now, do I need to cast a binding spell as well? (Teasing) Wouldn't mind seeing you all tied up.

Sit. I won't say it twice.

See? It's so much easier when you cooperate. Try not to resist next time. Or do resist. (Close to listener's ear) We *really* like it when you do.

Remember, I can't hear you. But… I'm gonna guess you're asking why I'm here. What can I say? You are all sooooo predictable.

No, darling, you did not summon me by accident, though it would have been hilarious. The truth is much, much more fun than that.

Well, let's say I'm going to keep you company for a long, long time.

Till death do us part, as you humans say.

Okay, okay. I'll stop dragging it out, you don't have to pout. Actually, keep pouting, it's kinda adorable.

What if I told you… I'm here to drag you to the deepest pit of Hell?

Oh, that look in your eye! I can practically hear the 'Y-you're kidding, right?'.

I don't know. Do I look like I'm kidding? Cause, as regent of Hell, I take these matters *very* seriously. And you* are in luck. You get to skip the whole boring human life part, and (Something about taking part in the endless torture of forsaken souls). One way ticket, free of charge.

Down, human. I didn't say you could get up.

Y'know, I'm supposed to bring your soul down to hell. It's kind of my duty. But there's nothing in the rules that says your body must arrive in one piece. So behave and we won't have any issues.

[Snap]

This is your last chance. Scream, resist or breathe out of order and you won't be opening your mouth in a long while.

How long? Wait, you mean how long you'll be staying? Buddy. Buddy buddy buddy. That's not how it works. Ever heard the term 'Immortal soul'?

(Giggles) Oh yes, human. You are getting a permanent residence . For aaaaaall of eternity.

Look at you! Your blood ran cold! That means I'm doing my job perfectly.

What? I'm a demon of wrath. Well, a "devil" of wrath. It's in my nature, and my purpose, to drive humans towards wrath.

Oh, I bet you thought I would be all angry and grumpy. I mean, I could be, (condescending) if it gets you mad.

Eternal suffering? Oh you're such a drama queen. It's not gonna be all eternal suffering. You're gonna be under my watch. And if anyone dares even look at you wrong… Well, you'll see what actual eternal suffering looks like.

Hah! A choice? Darling, I'm in charge of you. You never had a choice. But hey, I can just leave you alone and let the other devils get you. Turns out, half of hell's got… well, one "hell" of a grudge against you.

You… no. No way you don't know. You… (Bursting out laughing)

Oh! Oh okay! So you have no idea! That's why you were so worried! You thought you were gonna be one of those poor human sinners! Oh that's just adorable! I should pat your head for that.

[Pat pat sounds]

There there, much better. You don't even have nubs. That's so adorable!

Yeah, I said Nubs. For your horns. I can't wait to see what they end up growing to be.

You… don't understand? What do you not understand, dear? The nubs? The devil in your bed? Or the dragging you to hell part?

All of it. Mkay, mkay. I'll give you all of it.

What was my title again? Come on, human, I'm sure you remember it.

That's right, regent of Hell. And you, little human, are it's prince.

What? No, I'm not messing with you. (Teasing) Do these eyes look like they're lying? I'm a wrath devil, not a hypocrisy devil.

Well, there's some conflicts about making hypocrisy the eighth sin. Hell's a lot more political than you'd think. But that's besides the point.

Turns out, your grandma's been around. And by around, I mean aroooound. I never really got what Lord Satan saw in you humans, but now that I take a good look at you… (Seductively) Mmmmmhhhhhmmmmm… I'm starting to understand.

Relax, I'm not gonna sink my fangs on you, heir.

I thought it was pretty obvious, isn't it? You, my cute adorable human-For now-, Are the heir to hell itself. I'm not gonna bore you with the details but… well, let's say the throne's been empty since Lord Satan's… assassination.

Pfft, what's with that face? Feeling bad for the devil who's gonna drag you down to the darkest depths of Avernus?

(Laughing) Oh my Lord. You are just irresistible! You don't seem as nervous as before. Did my devillish charms get to you?

I'm flattered, really. But that's not going to save you, human. I'm still dragging you down.

Nnnope. You have no choice in the matter. It's either me or the next demon that finds you. Like I said, as long as your soul arrives, who knows what they will do to your body?

Oh? That's a good one. You're smarter than I thought. Buuuuut you can't just 'royal decree' your way out of this. Cause right now, you're nothing but a magicless weakling.

Don't get me wrong, you have potential. But potential alone won't cut it. Only a demon can be the ruler of hell, and right now, you're looking pretty human to me. If you try to tell the council (Mockingly) 'B-b-b-but i'm the r-r-r-ruler of hell! I c-c-c-comand you to let me g-g-go'…

They will eat. You. Up.

[Speaker makes an exaggerated chomping sound]

Awww come on! I thought we were making progress. And now you're back with that (Mockingly) 'I have friends, I have family!' shtick? Well, if it makes you feel better…

(Closer to listener) I'll drag them down next.

Shhhhh shhhh shhhhh… We don't want your neighbors calling the cops, do we, Lord? Or… maybe you do.

My plan was taking you with me but… I suppose if you want company… A few pistol rounds have never stopped me.

No? Nothing? Oh well, it would have been fun. Still, my mission is my mission.

[Speaker claps twice]

Ready to go?

Ugh, what now? If you keep asking questions I'll just cut to the chase.

Oh, right! Of course! The friends and family part! Well, I said what I said. When they die, they'll go down to keep you company.

(A few giggles) Oh, oh that's a good one. They're not going to heaven, dear. First of all, your family already has demon blood in it. That's an instant blacklist, effective at birth.

And well… for your friends… do you really think you can be friends with Satan and take as much as a peek at the pearly gates?

(flat) …Human. You *are* Satan. Or at least, the equivalent of him. Doesn't matter if you knew or not.

I don't make the rules. But you, my dear devil-to-be, will. If you don't like that, welllll… we were planning on conquering Earth and the heavens anyway. Once we take over, you will choose who goes where.

Surprised? Were you expecting us to be all peace loving hippies? We're demons, buddy. And some fallen angels here and there.

You don't like it, huh? Of course you don't. Humans.

Weeeeeeell… (Close up) Try to stop us. It's not like you can't. By the time you take the throne, you'll be able to do whatever the hell you want.

The choice is yours, in the end. Though, if you ask me, I'd say give those pesky angels a lesson in humility.

Listen, you'd know if you met them, but angels are just so annoying. I'm doing them a favor sending my… your troops there.

If you want to stop me. You know what you have to do.

But I warn you. It's not going to be that easy.

How many demons will think of a halfling as a worthy leader? You'll have hundreds of thousands of fangs sinking into your skin before you've taken your first step.

…Unless, human, I keep you company. (Teasing) You're gonna be sooooo lonely without me. What are you gonna do without your good ol' Regent? You'll get ripped apart. Here, let me check again.

[Speaker caresses listener's head]

Hmmmmm… Oh, wait a second! No… nevermind, no nubs yet. But don't worry. Hybrids take around fifty years to grow their horns… in hell. Here on Earth, with its low magic… I'd say two hundred should be right.

That's not enough time, is it? Good. That means you have fifty years to get used to the nether realms. I'll teach you everything. How to draw power from negative emotions, and how to turn it into your own magic spells.

You're lucky. Veeery very lucky. Out of all your family, your blood is the most demonic. Trust me, I checked. That means you have the power of Lord Satan coursing through your veins. You, my dear human, are limitless. Not by a type of sin. Not by a circle of hell.

You are very dangerous. So don't be surprised if you see a corpse or two in your quarters. I'll have to take care of… potential assassins before you can sit on your throne without charring your cute little butt.

It's gonna suck the first few years, I won't lie to you. I'm going to have to carry you like a princess so you don't get your delicate feet burned. You humans are always sooooo finicky.

Huh. I didn't expect you to ask me that. What do I gain by helping you?

You're right. I could be regent for a thousand years to come. Who in their right minds would put a half-human on the throne? Nobody would oppose me. And I could finally declare war on heaven and Earth. It would be so, so easy.

And soooooooo utterly boring.

Who wants to see the same thing over and over and over again for thousands of years? I've been at it for, what? Fifty years? And it's all the same bureaucratic nonsense all the time. As regent, I hold power to heavily influence whatever goes on down there.

However, a true monarch of Hell such as you would hold absolute authority. You want something, you ask for it. And all us imps could do is shut our mouths and obey. No one wants their archdevil mad at them.

I want you to be our archdevil. The absolute monarch of the underworld. I want to see how you grow from a frail, little human into the glory of our former lord. And I don't want to miss a second of it.

You'll become more than you'd ever be if I left you to rot here. Whether you want to or not.

(Teasing) Weeeeeeell? Do you want to, or do I have to hold you tight so you won't escape?

I'm gonna have to tease you more often if you blush so hard. I'll take that as a 'Hold me tight cause I will escape'.

[Speaker holds listener tight]

There you are. Resist as much as you like. Unless you have the strength to stop a truck, you won't even budge me. Don't worry, give it a few decades and you'll see just how strong you can get.

We're gonna have to keep your identity secret for a while though. Hope you don't mind a fake name, cause… your current one doesn't sound too… demon-y.

I'm thinking… Baeroth? No, sounds too slothy for you. Dorim? Ugh, absolutely not.

Whatevs, we'll figure it out on our way there.

Oh, you stopped resisting. Already gave up? Can't you try a little harder? Or should I hold you… even. Tighter?

[Speaker holds listener tighter]

There you go! That's what I like to see! Don't pretend you don't like it either. I haven't even lifted you yet. Aaaaaaand hop.

[Speaker lifts listener up]

There you go. Now your feet aren't touching the ground. They're gonna stay like this for a while.

Hah! absolutely not. You can't say goodbye to anyone. You're mine, for now. You'll meet them again in fifty years, remember?

(Excited) I can't wait to show you around hell. You're gonna love it. Especially my… your palace. You've never seen a building this big in all of Earth. Honestly, I don't know why you humans don't all move to hell and leave this plane behind.

Don't worry, you'll see it with your own two eyes. I won't let go. I promise you that.

Are you ready to go?

(A bit annoyed) Ugh, fine. You can take one thing from your room. One thing only, mkay?

No I'm not letting you go! Just tell me and I'll grab it. You got five seconds to choose.

(Progressively taking longer) Fiiiiive…

Fooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrr…

Thhhhreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…

Two and a haaaaaalf…

Huh, you're taking that? Well well well. I'll grab it for you.

[Speaker grabs whatever the listener chose]

There you go. One arm for that, another arm for you.

You tried to trick me, didn't you? Thought I couldn't hold you still with one arm, did ya?

Well that's too bad. But I like your cunning. You'll be a great archdevil. (Slow realization) I can see… it…

…Human? Human, are you there?

(Sigh) They fainted, of course. Well then. Guess I don't need to ask if you're ready anymore.

I'm gonna love seeing your face when you wake up.

Shame I didn't get to tell them the trip's gonna be excruciatingly painful. Oh well, it's good they're unconscious for it.

(Whispering) Riiiiight, human?

(Realizing) Huh. They really have fainted. I thought it was another trick. I guess my bluff didn't work.

Alrighty. To hell we go. The both of us.

[Portal opens]

Sweet dreams, Your Majesty.

[A few seconds pass, and the portal closes]

u/Verri123 — 8 days ago
▲ 22 r/ASMRefuge+2 crossposts

Your Shy Friend Looks for Supplies in the Post-Apocalypse (Your Shy Friend is an Agent of Chaos in the Post-Apocalypse Part 3) [A4A] [Chaotic Speaker] [Cautious Listener] [Zombie Apocalypse] [Gunshots] [Flashback] [Angry Outburst] [Driving] [Humming] [Singing] [TW: Violence, Murder, and Swearing]

Stop 1 Stop 2 THIS SCRIPT HERE- approximately 2050 words [to be continued]

Just like last time, I want to make it very clear that I do NOT support violence. The speaker character is not someone whose behavior you should emulate. Please protest peacefully.

This part was actually super fun to write. Well, all the parts were super fun to write. But this one in particular had a few major moments that really tickled me in a good way. We finally get to see how our chaotic gremlin behaves out in the wasteland, we get to see the listener being more in control, we see our first zombie, we get a super important flashback moment, and that ending scene. I feel like the ending scene perfectly encapsulates the speaker in just one tiny moment. It showcases their good intentions that are  horribly misguided in execution. Because remember, the speaker character's behavior should NOT be emulated. If you can't tell, I feel the need to emphasize this repeatedly in today's political climate.

As you may have noticed with the humming in the last part, the song choices I'm adding are very intentional in their messaging. They're all punk or punky protest songs that, in some way, relate to the situations our characters are in and the real life circumstances that inspired them. As a way to cope with everything happening in the world today, I've started making a personal playlist of protest songs that I listen to whenever the world around me feels like too much. I think songs, in a similar way to stories like this, can help reframe these petrifying real-life situations in ways that help us feel powerful enough to do something about them. And I promise you, we are. Peacefully. Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy!

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u/Turt1eShark — 10 days ago
▲ 10 r/ASMRefuge+1 crossposts

[M4F] “More Passion! More Passion!” [PART 4] [Stalker turned Domestic Speaker ] [Depressed Stalkee Listener] [The Stresses of Life Steals Listener’s Whimsy] [Pet Names] [Reverse Comfort] [Complex Dynamic] [‘Relationship’ Gone Awkward]

PART 1

PART 2

PART 3

NOTES: This script is open to be monetized. Credit must be given if you decide to fill this script.

Thank you ❤️

[M4F] “More Passion! More Passion!” [PART 4] [Stalker turned Domestic Speaker ] [Depressed Stalkee Listener] [The Stresses of Life Steals Listener’s Whimsy] [Pet Names] [Reverse Comfort] [Complex Dynamic] [‘Relationship’ Gone Awkward]

[Speaker is lost in thought as he cracks eggs into the sizzling pan]

Speaker's Thoughts: “I can't believe that I screwed up again. I can't believe I ruined everything. It was going so well. What even possessed me to do that? Why do I keep ruining everything?”

[The sizzle turned into a harsh sear as Speaker gets lost and the eggs burn in the pan]

Speaker’s Thoughts: “I was greedy again. Wanting more than what was given to me. Just like last time. There might never be a next time after this. I keep wanting more and it's ruining everything.”

[The beeping of the smoke alarm fades to the back of Speaker's mind before Listener’s shout snaps him back . The sound of the beeps now loud in his ear]

[Confusion in his voice ]

“Huh? What the–”

[Speaker realizes the situation and quickly turns off the stove, the smoke making him cough. He absent mindedly grabs the hot handle]

“Ahhh! Dammit!”

[He curses and the pot falls to the ground with a bang. The smoke alarm beeps as Speaker breathes heavily between coughs. Listener comes in and turns off the alarm. Seeing her Speaker becomes overwhelmed and emotional and begins to apologize softly]

“I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.”

“I forgot it was hot and dropped it by mistake. I'm sorry for the commotion. I'm sorry for the mess, I'll clean up right no–”

[Listener stops him, picking up the pot and putting it in the sink. She throws the charred eggs in the rubbish before turning on the faucet to put Speaker's hand under the water]

[Speaker mumbles out]

“I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention and I ruined breakfast. I didn't mean to mess it up. I didn't mean to mess up again.”

[Listener cut through his apologies and asks about his hand ]

“My… my hand ?”

[Speaker's attention is finally brought to his injury]

“Oh … I…I didn't realize… I forgot. I felt it but I just didn't…”

[He trails off]

“It does feel better. Thank you.”

“I just wasn't thinking straight, that's all. It's not that bad.”

[There's a knock to the door that makes Speaker immediately clear his throat]

“I'll get it.”

[His voice perks up as he opens the door]

“ Hey Mr. Walker!”

“Just a clumsy morning. I'm so sorry. Just some burnt breakfast. It's nothing serious, I promise.”

“Yeah she's alright. Clumsy ‘ol me caused it .”

“I'm fine. Didn't mean to startle you.”

[Speaker jokes]

“That new upgrade gave you superman level hearing huh? Thanks for checking. ”

“Alright, take care!”

[Speaker closes the door, his voice dropping before speaking to Listener]

“He was just checking in. I should open the windows, the smoke is terrible.”

[Speaker is consumed by his thoughts again as he opens up the windows]

Speaker’s Thoughts: “Great ! Now it's even worse. What is happening to me? Am I allergic to a good job ? Am I allergic to success in anything ? I could set myself and the whole place on fire and I wouldn't have realized if she didn't yell. She's never yelled before and I made her yell at me.”

[Speaker is pulled out of his thoughts once more by Listener]

“Ahh yeah?”

“Umm oh . Just some fresh air. Thank you for cleaning up . I was going to do it after I opened up . I guess I got a bit caught up again. Sorry.”

[Speaker sinks into the couch with a deep side]

“Everything is wrong .”

“Things aren't the same anymore. Ever since THAT day.”

“Everything has completely changed and I barely know how to function these days. I am drowning in silence and in my own thoughts. I make breakfast in silence, we eat together in silence, we watch TV in silence, I do your hair in silence, we take our walks in silence, come back to silence and the day ends in silence. Since you laughed with me that day, you haven't even smiled again.”

[ Speaker takes a deep breath to center himself]

“We barely speak to each other. Something changed that day, I'm not sure I can fix it. I'm not blaming you at all. It's just … a lot to face .”

“You keep me around but then you never really acknowledge me. I'm happy to be around you but I can't focus on that feeling because I don't know where I stand and I'm just waiting in limbo for the worst to happen.”

“And now all I do is burn everything it seems. I just don't know what to do. I just know I want to wait on you.”

“I don't know how long that might be but I know I still want to do it .”

“I get that this is…unusual. How things started out , how things ended up and all that.”

“Oh .”

“I never thought about that.”

“You've been on auto pilot for weeks. You just started getting back into your routine. Makes sense how it ended up hitting you all at once.”

“I didn't think it through enough. I always end up making bad decisions when I get too greedy. And since meeting you, I do feel like a glutton because no matter how much I get… I still end up wanting a little bit more every time.”

[ Speaker gives a shallow laugh]

“I feel as if I'm confessing all over again.”

“ When you yelled out ‘SMOKE!’, it took me out of my head but it put me in a daze because it had been a while since we spoke. Then you took my hand… the first time you held my hand was that moment.”

“ It's a bit pathetic , I know. But I can't seem to help it.”

“I am glad you didn't kick me out though. I don't want to go back home…”

“I can still stay … right?”

“Thanks .”

“I'll still take care of you. I'll never go back on my promise.”

[Speaker's mood lifts as Listener explains and thanks him for everything]

“Thanks for that. I need that.”

“ I actually appreciate it.”

“ Ordering breakfast actually sounds good. The plan says breakfast before 12 but I guess exceptions can be made this one time .”

FIN

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u/jayhasapen — 11 days ago
▲ 9 r/ASMRefuge+3 crossposts

It All Started with Spilled Coffee [M4F] [Enemies to Lovers] [Coworkers] [There's Only One Bed?]

Script was written by u/SerpentineJulia!
(I’m falling down an enemies to lovers rabbit hole and I can’t seem to stop 🥲)

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u/sunsetmocha25 — 11 days ago