r/Chonkers

Hi. I’m Mija.
Yes, I’m on a diet.
No, I don’t want to talk about it.

I specialize in:
-judging people
-taking up 94% of the couch
-demanding food immediately after eating food
-staring at walls like I know something you don’t

My hobbies include shedding on black clothes, knocking things off tables for scientific research, swiping people for literally no reason and making direct eye contact while ignoring my name.

I bring strong “retired mob boss” energy with a touch of unemployed landlord.

Favorite activities:
-rotisserie-style napping
-screaming at 3 AM
-sitting like somebody’s drunk uncle after Thanksgiving dinner

Where’s the Churu?

My late furbabies Merriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took who were both super megachonk.

Meet my newest foster- she came to me at 23 pounds and loves to hangout belly up.
Unrelated does her name mean anything? She came with it and I’ve never seen that before