r/EhBuddyHoser

Get CAQ'd!

Tha faq is that thing lurking behind Mango Mussolini? Does anyone else see it?

the pretzels are the most valuable snack in either bag, it goes without saying

Hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit. It was a blowout, with Lahey moving on to the next round.

Today’s matchup is:
Mike & Norm from Canmore (Air Farce) vs. The Great Root Bear (A&W)

To play, vote on either of the characters in today’s pairing to decide who moves on to the next round. The character with the most upvotes in each matchup advances until we declare our winner, “The Greatest Canadian Character”.

Notes:
• Two official ‘voting comments’ (with pictures of the characters) will be used to determine the winner. Feel free to upvote whatever and wherever else you like, but make sure you also upvote either of those two official comments if you want your vote to count.
• I’ll try to make these posts around the same time each day (~3:30-4:30 pm Eastern Time).
• For those asking, I used standard seeding practice of matching best against worst (#1 vs. #32, #2 vs. #31, #3 vs. #30, and so on) based on the voting results from nomination day.

didn't want to name him, so I just used "the enemy" unlike the original.
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^(More from the Ministry of Propaganda!)

^(Our glorious) ^(meat rockets)^(.)

^(Aggressive) ^(hand clasping) ^(is aggressive.)

^(Homemade)^(, with love.)

^(Scramble!) ^(Pilots to your aircraft!)

^(My) ^(friend and his drone)^(.)

^(Friendship and Security) ^(for the peoples!)

^(Canadian) ^(Brain Gain)^(.)

^(Battle of Lake Ontario)^(, when Geese with missiles first flew in combat.)

^(Beware)^(, The Bot army!)

^(You are) ^(Wonderful)^(!)

^(Retaliatory Hand Grenade)^(!)

Cause clearly children are the biggest threat to secularism. Not the powerful government.