Image 1 — Anything made by you > asking a clanker to do it.
Image 2 — Anything made by you > asking a clanker to do it.

Anything made by you > asking a clanker to do it.

didn't want to name him, so I just used "the enemy" unlike the original.
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^(More from the Ministry of Propaganda!)

^(Our glorious) ^(meat rockets)^(.)

^(Aggressive) ^(hand clasping) ^(is aggressive.)

^(Homemade)^(, with love.)

^(Scramble!) ^(Pilots to your aircraft!)

^(My) ^(friend and his drone)^(.)

^(Friendship and Security) ^(for the peoples!)

^(Canadian) ^(Brain Gain)^(.)

^(Battle of Lake Ontario)^(, when Geese with missiles first flew in combat.)

^(Beware)^(, The Bot army!)

^(You are) ^(Wonderful)^(!)

^(Retaliatory Hand Grenade)^(!)

u/brokenringlands — 7 days ago

By the power of his big skull... He has the POWEERRRRRRRR!!!!!

^(And I kinda mean that literally. Seriously. As someone who's photoshopped the PM's head on to various things, he does have a large noggin for his build. Goes pretty far back too.)

u/brokenringlands — 1 month ago

Ah, but the thing with irregulars, partisans, and guerrillas outside of your control is exactly that: Common enemy = good to have on your side...

But drop the ball and you'll be on notice, Carndog.

u/brokenringlands — 1 month ago

Target ahead. Steady! Steady! Left a bit. Steady!

^((i dunno how the bomb aimer to pilot chatter goes, tbh))

Some itchy thumbs over the bomb release up in this here formation!

u/brokenringlands — 2 months ago

Relax, it's the naturally occurring phenomenon called tussocks, floatons, or suds. You know: Floating Island. That's it. Nothing to see here.

It's certainly not a new stealth ship or anything like that.

u/brokenringlands — 2 months ago
▲ 1.3k r/SaveTheCBC+1 crossposts

Beware! The fucking bot Army and oligarch/ tech bro backed right wing propaganda machine is working overtime!

Admittedly, I haven't been getting it as bad as when Reneé Good and Alex Pretti were murdered (remember that? That was a thing that happened over there, and the 'Murican news cycle seems to have moved on quickly from that). During that time, all the "if they just complied, they wouldn't have been shot" shit takes started appearing on my feed of all fucking places!

But anyway, in this latest trade war, things contrary to how I've trained the algo are still slipping by, even if to a lesser extent.

Nevertheless, it's noticeable how my Home feed in all my socials has been getting some memes and discussion topics from communities, creators, and pages, I have never visited, and never will visit on my own: The White House (!!wtf?!)). Anti Carney conspiracy theories and rumour mongering. Quebec bashing. 'Burtan whining/Seppie bullshit. Anti Trans crap. Anti Brown people. American Jingoism. And all manner of Yank "influencers" promoting all manner of crap. You know, hateful pro MAGA manosphere shit.

Wasn't like this days ago.

My home feed has comfortably evolved into the most Pro Canada, left wing, socialist, anti MAGA-anti Maple MAGA, anti AB Seppies, lineup ever... and I like it that way. Makes me feel a bit of hope against the rising fascism in the US, y'know what I mean? I've curated my Reddit to the point that the algo knows what I want. At least I thought so.

Ever since the start of this trade war? Uuuughhh...

Once again, just like the Alex Pretti-Renée Good murders, it's almost like a lever got pulled or a valve got opened or something, releasing all these deplorables on my feed. The sudden uptick is fucking sooooo obvious . It's been exhausting clicking Hide and or show less like this or whatever. (And yes , I was on the home tab .)

Fuck this.

Were I as stupid a dumb fuck as some of the Maple MAGA Seppie dudes a couple of my cousins married (Cousins in law?), I'd probably have entertained such shit takes from shit sources. But thank ehbuddyhoser, having a brain, having the much feared (by conservatives) liberal arts education, being a member of and a champion of unions, my will is strong and my bullshit sniffer stronger still!

PS.
Doesn't mean I'll glaze (to use a term much to young for me) the PM with every decision he makes. But this one is a matter of sovereignty, survival, and the economy. Criticize him if you want, but don't be carrying water for the enemy. *Shoots some accusatory glances at our AB Premier*

u/brokenringlands — 2 months ago

The world is full of wondrous things, it's true But they wouldn't have much meaning without you

And I mean YOU! You wonderful person reading this, yes you. You're the secret sauce.

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Moar from the Ministry of Propaganda!

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A bit of an upcycling, I must confess. From this here ole' post.

u/brokenringlands — 2 months ago

First drop from the Ministry of Propaganda in this latest trade war

(put the wrong one up first time. Oops!)

u/brokenringlands — 2 months ago

Danielle Quisling

inspired by a quick reply to another post

I didn't want to make her do the nazi salute as Quisling actually did though, so I picked this one where Quisling's on a car

u/brokenringlands — 2 months ago

True story: I almost bought this very brand because it was on sale. But then put it back when I realized whose it was.

Can't take it off the shelves, and can't tariff it. But it's up to you to make the right decision comrade!

u/brokenringlands — 2 months ago

T.A.C.O. Tuesday obsolete. Now it's: Canada UnitedStates Negotiations Thwarted, Tariffs Will Actually Tack-on, New Economic Charges KnowinglyDelayed.

Previous entry.

  • Canada
  • UnitedStates
  • Negotiations
  • Thwarted,
  • Tariffs
  • Will
  • Actually
  • Tack-on,
  • New
  • Economic
  • Charges
  • KnowinglyDelayed (just to fuck with us for a few days, eh? Fuck them)
u/brokenringlands — 2 months ago

Strength training is nice and all. But Pumpierre Swoleiviere's been working on his flexibility too!

May have overdone it though. Hence the weird stance.

Don't you worry. Give it a few days and he'll be right as wing again.

u/brokenringlands — 2 months ago
▲ 1.4k r/GuardTheLeaf+1 crossposts

CWAC, WRCNS, RCAFWD! All here to drink for you!

CWAC=Canadian Women's Army Corps?
WRCNS=Women's Royal Canadian Naval Service?
RCAFWD=Royal Canadian Air Force Women's Division?

Nay! Not this time around.

Canadian Wine Appreciation by Connoisseurs!
Wine that Really Complements Nightly Snacks!
Red Cabernet Always Fuses with Wealthy Dishes

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I'm embarrassed as a 'Burtan to say, I'm fairly sure Yank wine and booze never even left AB shelves... :/ Which is totally a Dani thing to do (or not do).

But I'm also proud to say, this red plate visits the Okanagan and only ever drinks BC wine here, there, everywhere.

u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 — 2 months ago
▲ 39 r/NoRulesCalgary+1 crossposts

I think it's the excitement only a free bear can feel, a free bear at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his paw. I hope Banff is as green as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

u/brokenringlands — 2 months ago