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Wanted to contribute something to the lis fandom also happy late b day to Sean Diaz .

This is my first ever post soo hope I’m doing things right, spent some time tracing and adding glow to one of those wolf brothers photos on google using the sketchbook art app.

What do you guys think?
I did not go full original cause it’s been years since I last drew seriously and this was easier for me.

For the colors i deferred to the Wolves squad logo
from Sean’s jacket

Hope it’s good ish

Hello! Im making a ton of life is strange keychains and I'm finally getting around to doing Sean and Daniel, should I make them one keychain or seperate? I don't know what to do for their poses if separate but if together I was thinking something like the attached photo? Let me know! I also attached some of my other designs just for reference.

I know I'm late, but it took me a lot of time to make this little comics for Sean's birthday. I hope yall will like it 🫶

Have a nice day

Edit : I MADE A MISTAKE ON SLIDE 1, IT TAKES PLACE IN 2016 NOT IN 2026

(Deleted the old post cuz i fixed the cropping)

Two of my favourites story games!! (DBH & LiS 2) And coincidentally, Connor and Sean have the same birthday,, i love them sm

Happy birthday Sean #lis2

>!It's depressing to think that in one of the timelines, this version of Sean had his last birthday exactly 10 years ago :(!<

Hello everyone! Long post ahead, for those who like to sit down and read. TLDR at the end!

Im the guy who takes choice games, and creates the absolute worst timeline possible. I just recently finished doing this with The Walking Dead, if you wish to find that post on my account, but even before that, I started with Life Is Strange, and even did Before The Storm!

Before we get into Sean’s journey, let’s summarize the world and universe of Life Is Strange so far;

-Max destroyed Arcadia Bay for Chloe, who she constantly disagreed with so they aren’t even as close as they could be. That means thousands of lives are gone in this route, all for a Chloe. This was after Chloe directly murdered Frank, and Max literally caused Kate to jump off the roof with her actions.

Basically, everything has gone wrong.

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Now onto Sean and Daniel, and their endless crimes!

DISCLAIMER; The events described will be obviously parodied for entertainment and laughs, but are based on actual possibilities.

—EPISODE 1—

-Ah, we start the day as Sean Diaz, a teen boy who will be going through Hell. After discovering Lyla got invited to a rave from her dealer down the street, best man ever, sells crack by the pound, Sean gets invited. Knowing this will be a blast, Sean runs home to prepare.

-Before we can start preparing however, our father dares annoy us with his presence, demanding justice for Daniel wanting to take the last choco crisp. To get this mess over with and to save Daniel from diabetes, Sean decides to eat the choco crisp himself, the funniest but worst choice, as it hurts your father, and Daniel remembers it later.

-After finally being left alone, we’re left to prepare for our party.

Well, we can’t look like dorks. Beer and halloween candy it is, everyone! Gotta pack the condoms too, because dealing with Daniel is the only child interaction Sean has decided to have for the rest of his life.

-Hmm. We need money.

Well, we could steal out the money jar, but after Sean used Daniel to rappel down from the roof and steal the money last time, Esteban came prepared, with three turrets locked and loaded, ready to gun down whoever comes near the jar. Sean decides not to take that risk. (Real reason; This is a “good choice” in disguise, as Sean has no morality to impact, Esteban dies before finding out, and they need the money out to survive. Sean will be struggling with cash in this route.)

-Not only that, but Esteban has started taxing Sean and Daniel for being his sons, so Sean puts in 10$, in fear of losing a finger, the cost of not paying the Existence Tax.

-This means we have to grow some balls and talk to Esteban himself. Before talking however, Esteban forces us to find a wrench to extend the playtime of the demo. We try to tell him we’re playing the full game, but he chastises us for talking back. As revenge, we keep finding the wrong wrench, irritating Esteban into giving up.

Sean asks him for money, but Esteban tells Sean that Esteban’s cartel got raided by the FBI last week, and with their stash of Choco Crisps gone, the cartel has no way of getting finances.

Sean finds this irrelevant, and decides not to mention the crack rave he’s going to, knowing his dad’s cartel will run through and raid everything so thoroughly, you’d think it was an ad for Raid: Shadow Legends. Sadly for his dishonesty, Sean gets only half the money he could’ve gotten.

-We give Esteban no hugs. In universe, Sean could be a usual annoyed teen, yeah, but as a player, you have no reason to deny Sean his last hug with his father. Which is why we’ll be doing that!

-During a shared OnlyFans stream for our supporters, Sean and Lyla discuss what they’ll do at the rave. But before they can get into all the failed pickup lines Sean will attempt, he notices Brett giving Daniel an issue outside, as Daniel won’t stop bugging him about having Angry Birds on his phone.

Sean is outside in an instant, stating that the only one who gets to beat on Daniel, is him. Brett refutes this, saying that Daniel signed a contract saying that Brett can kick him 3 times a day.

-So, we choose to Question Daniel, effectively lowering our brotherhood by 2, and making Daniel think we never believe him.

-Brett doesn’t take the chance to run, which is his fatal mistake. He starts picking a fight, but what he doesn’t know is that Sean is currently on his last dose of steroids. This means he will, no doubt, kick ass in this fight.

Hopefully he won’t need those steroids for future fights.

-Before Sean can make a break for it with Daniel after crippling Brett, The Average American Cop spawns from literally fucking nowhere, at the perfect time to fuck Sean over. He tells Sean and Daniel to get on the ground, arresting them before the game even starts, ending their villain origin stories.

-Papa BanBan comes to the rescue, but he’s no use against a gun. You see, his cartel uses bananas, and Esteban never listened to Sean saying that’s an awful idea.

The incident ends up Papa BanBan dead on the floor, but before Sean can celebrate the inheritance money, something explodes- Mayhaps one of the bombs he planted in the neighborhood, Sean thinks.

Cops are coming. And now they need three things.

Choc-o-crisps, in hopes of rebirthing the cartel. Cash, to get to the luxurious Mexican beaches and resorts that Sean heard of on TV. He never really paid attention to his own culture. Costa Rica is in Mexico, right? Well Sean’s heading there regardless!

And final thing? Babes. They need to continue the Diaz bloodline at any cost!

-And so, our journey begins. We need chocolate, cash, and babes. What we have?

…30 cents leftover due to our awful monetary decisions, halloween candy, beer, and condoms. Hm. Okay Daniel, we may actually *die* out here. This is actively the worst you can pack.

-Luckily we come across our first hit. There’s a car left behind, with two valuable goodies; a choco crisp and a lockbox!

Committing literal theft and stealing both, we break open the lockbox to find out it was empty, besides a nice -2 morality for Daniel and a theft point.

At least we got the choco crisp! Sadly despite our efforts in slaving away to get it, Daniel will eat it as revenge for us doing the same earlier.

-We come across a bathroom, asking if Daniel needs to use it. He says he doesn’t want to use it because it’s disgusting, so I let him hold off, straining his bladder and having him become a certified Forest Pisser later on. Since we’ll be scaring him with mentioning bears, he’ll worry that one saw him pee.

-Daniel wants us to play Hide and Seek, but last time we attempted that, he got lost in Target for 6 Days. Sean refuses, upsetting Daniel.

-We let Daniel fall over on the tree trunk, instead of helping him. Due to a game glitch, this improves our bond for some reason, though it makes his clothes dirty as hell and makes Daniel angry.

-At the campsite, scare Daniel with the spider web, and splash him at the campsite, without teaching him to skip tones. Also be his opponent in a stickfight!

This will result in Daniel being pissed, storming off, and we have no Moment Of Calm. Such an overreaction, Daniel!

-We also happened to give Daniel no good berries, but every single poison berry. After we straight up nearly killed Daniel, he’ll be throwing up his guts at night, throwing up all the beer and candy, having a terrible day overall due to our choices. He pretty much hates us right now, and is much more pessimistic.

-The next day, we come across a gas station, which is good, because Daniel just threw up the only nutrients he had.

Since we literally only have 30 cents, Im not kidding, we have no choice but to steal and beg. We could wash up our faces to improve our chances, but our clothes are already ruined, so oh well.

We’ll piss off the family immediately, asking them if they’re visiting, then choosing the “What’s Wrong With It?” Dialogue option, pissing them off. If it’s possible, send Daniel beforehand, as it upsets him. If not, then only send Sean!

Plus, with only Sean and failing, we guarantee we don’t get any chips from the mother!

-We’ll then send Daniel to distract Doris while we steal items. We’ll take this chance to steal some soda and water (we could’ve gotten water from the tap), with no food! Totally useful!

-After raising Doris’ suspicion through the roof with being unwashed, stealing, and our dialogue choices, she’ll be quite cold to us. So unjustified!

-With our delicious serving of Air, Water, and Soda, like some knockoff Avatar type shit, Daniel complains how we have nothing to eat. He’s eating worse than Clementine in my Walking Dead worst route, and she was in a damn apocalypse.

-We can’t even enjoy our ‘meal’, as Hank confronts us. Sean, for once, tries to be diplomatic, and will try to find a way to discuss his outright theft. This earns Daniel a backslap, and Sean a punch to the stomach sk bad he goes unconscious.

I could’ve fought, but hey, we’ll be doing that later, and this way Daniel gets hurt too.

-After waking up, Sean will state “You kidnapped me!” To Hank. Hank will show Sean why he got the Stamper family name, and stamp Sean’s face with his shoe, earning a bloody nose and bruise for rest of the episode.

-A missable interaction; have Daniel try to pry off the vent. As he hasn’t discovered his airbender powers yet, he’ll use his hands, and injure himself!

-After the great escape, Sean gets himself free thanks to Daniel’s help, only to hear a commotion!

-Unfortunately Hank wakes up and tries to stop our attempt to steal. We then commit literal assault and robbery, stamping his face in return, and stealing the raccoon sweater and camping gear!

Ah, we are teaching Daniel amazing things. His morality is in the toilet.

-We soon talk to Brody, who we met at the gas station. He disapproves of our choices, but we hold him at gunpoint and tell him he has no say, and he drives us to where we need to go.

-Daniel reveals he stole Mushroom, and we try to tell him attachments will end in heartbreak, but he insists on keeping her. I guess he’ll learn eventually.

-We talk with Brody about our failures, as we look among the destroyed Arcadia Bay, due to Max’s shenanigans.

-After we rob Brody for 30 bucks, Daniel robs him for a hula girl due to the thievery we taught him. Brody drops us off at a hotel, where we proceed to tell Daniel that the loud people in the room are having sex.

We continue our sexual education by Daniel finding condoms in the backpack we gave him. Sorry about that trauma, bud.

We’ll also forget to add soap to the bath, to further reinforce Daniel’s bad hygiene habits. He’ll overload the soap anyway, but something tells me it’s more for careless fun than for function.

And we’ll also forget the towels!

-We’ll refuse to dance with Daniel, telling him to stop it before we get sued by Dance Dance Revolution. Depriving him of one last happy moment before he learns of his father’s death, we head out to waste a dollar on soda, as Sean forgets it hearing a tornado in his room.

-We soon find out that Daniel has been an Airbender all along! Unfortunately he found out his father’s dead, too.

After choosing every option that pisses Daniel off and makes him throw more shit at Sean, we, by some miracle, calm him down.

-And that’s it for this episode of the Wolf Brothers’ awful, awful chaos. I mean, we’re already one episode in, and they’re legit criminals. Daniel hates Sean, we starved him, and nearly killed him with poison berries, on top of everything else. We are an objectively awful brother.

I say that’s a plus so far!

—EPISODE 2—

-Due to our decisions, we have less than 10 bucks to our name, Sean had to steal from stores, and had to go dumpster diving multiple times, according to his journal. Sorry about that, buddy

-Ah, we start the episode in the snow, playing with Mushroom and Daniel. Daniel will request we don’t throw the snowball at him, so we’ll oblige, throwing it at Mushroom instead. This lowers Daniel’s Brotherhood, along with morality!

-We’ll prank Daniel with the snow burrow, pretending to get bit. Dissappointed we didnt get rabies and die, Daniel deducts a brotherhood point from us.

-We’re going to tell Daniel to never use his power. Not only will this lesson absolutely go in the trash throughout the game, but let’s be honest. Telling Daniel not to use his power is ridiculous, for so many reasons. He can use it better, yeah, but never?!

Anyway, we’ll be telling Daniel to repress his power.

-Tell Daniel to deal with the ravioli, or we’ll feed his ass poison berries again. Yes, you can do this.

-We’ll let Daniel cheat and swear! Ah, teaching him absolutely amazing things!

-The next day, we’re preparing for our trek away from the cabin. Mushroom wants to be let out, it seems.

We won’t be letting her out to pee. Not only to be mean, but so Daniel is responsible for what happens next, when he opens the door.

-Yeahhhh..we let our brother bear the weight of getting his dog killed.

We’ll also let him kill the cougar, also adding that to his conscience. We got to bury Mushroom, but we probably doomed a family of mountain lion cubs.

-After this very traumatizing morning, we make our way over to our grandparents.

We make it, and they let us in with open arms.

Though, we won’t be making too much of a good impression. We’re accused of Assault And Robbery, Daniel will call religion bullshit, which Claire doesn’t take well for swearing and blasphemy.

Man, we aren’t making a good impression on Esteban’s parenting.

-The next morning, we continuously ban Daniel from his power, as well as tell him he doesn’t have to learn. We will now have an uneducated Daniel!

-We’re going to lie to Stephen about our power. It’s just the dementia, old man, you saw nothing! Since he tells us not to tell Claire, not believing us, he now sees Sean as a liar.

-We won’t be doing any chores!

-Daniel will break our rule, and save Chris Eriksen (who looks like that kid from Duck Season) from falling out of a tree house.

How dare Daniel break our rule to save a life! Reprimand that ass, and remind him of the rules. Let. People. Die!

-Sean will log into his social media account, further incriminating himself to the police. I do this anyways, since I call Lyla on a good route, but hey.

As for Lyla..well, we didn’t call her in Episode 1, dooming her. We’ll call in this episode though!

…Oh. She’s been put in a clinic. She has been very distraught and mentally ruined because of our situation. One call could’ve changed it all.

Hm. Well, sorry about that Ly Ly. We’ll also lie about being “Adam”, as getting her mother to incriminate us is funny, but probably indirectly lets Lyla know we tried to call and saves her. We want to avoid any saving graces.

-Daniel’s continuing to hang with his new buddy Chris, who is now delusional abojt having powers. We’ll scold them for using those powers!

-Either decline a superhero name, or be called Professor D, which is disapproved of.

Actually, go Professor D. Thinking about that long enough, it’s hilarious.

-Get the heroes and villains of Chris’s toys completely, completely wrong. The car who killed your mother is a hero, Chris!

-We didn’t seem to gain Chris’ trust, so he wont talk to us about Charles, do we won’t be helping their family grow better.

-We soon get dragged Christmas Shopping, effectively ruining any chances of remaining hidden.

While we’re so cheap that Daniel only gets a stolen yoyo for Christmas, buy the expensive ass Christmas Wreath with the last of our money if we can, which only serves to piss off our grandparents as it’s evidence we went to the market.

-Daniel will once again ask if he should reveal his power. We will once again tell his ass no, and that he better keep the damn secret.

-We won’t donate to or listen to Cassidy’s song

-We won’t be drawing for Chris!

-We’ll be pranking Nick by dumping snow on his back, ruining his clothes, and his day!

-Making it back, we have a chance to learn about our mother! We decide to just break the damn lock, permanently damaging Claire’s home, and making her angry when she finds out.

-Sean wants to burn down everything that belongs to his mom, but Claire foils our plans, and she and Stephen spawn. She rants at us for swearing, rudeness, blasphemy, breaking the door, all that, and Stephen storms off, deciding to go fight a cabinet and lose.

-We now have to rescue Stephen! Lifting it isn’t enough..

DAMN IT DANIEL. I SAID DON’T USE YOUR POWER!

After he sits his ass back down and we continue to lift, we accidentally cripple our grandfather, either costing him a knee or thousands in medical bills.

-It turns out that our reckless social media doomscrolling, calling Lyla’s mom, and our Christmas Market shenanigans, caused the cops to find us.

We make a quick escape, but get cornered by a cop car outside. It starts up, aiming to run us over.

But Chris won’t let this happen. He hilariously bolts in front of the car..Only for the car to swerve and hit him. Turns out the car villain won..

Hey, at least Chris lived. Same can’t be said for his mom. His family must hate cars now.

-Cue Daniel sadly sitting in the woods with Sean, with absolutely no gifts besides a sad yoyo, and a probably dead Chris, as far as he knows. Get over it Daniel, we have a train to hop! I heard there’s a weed farm willing to pay for our labor, and I’m not dumpster diving again!

—EPISODE 3—

-It’s been months later, and we’ve been so poor we couldn’t afford a camera to record our journey up to this point, sorry guys. Bad news, you missed weeks of weed farming. Good news, we got a camera with some of the cash!

-Sean and Daniel seem to have taken our no hygiene lessons seriously, as they are now living their best life as dirty hippies. On the bright side, we got a tent earlier, so we didn’t have to borrow!

-After Sean continues being as awkward as possible with the hippies, he’s going to make a bad impression and not make more coffee after drinking the last cup. Penny will take every possible chance to mention this to Sean.

-Hit a bullseye to piss off Daniel and get a romance point with Finn, only to prove it was a dud and completely whiff the next shot, even before Daniel’s cheating. Still got the romance point!

Actually, researching a bit, Daniel immediately cheats the second time if you get a bullseye the first time. Wonderful.

-And yes, as long as you have Sean be a flirtatious simp with Finn and/or Cassidy, you can still unlock their romance scenes, despite the choices I’ll be listing.

-Absolutely refuse to talk about Karen, to Daniel! We’ll be upsetting him extra badly in this episode.

-Ask Daniel why he doesn’t wear the watch. Due to low brotherhood, Daniel will bluntly say Finn’s wristband is way less lame.

-Intervene when Big Joe slaps Cassidy! Everybody looks at Sean like an annoying white knight, chastising the poor guy, Big Joe threatens him, and it even lowers the romance with Cassidy as it annoys her, making her feel less confident talking with Big Joe that day!

-We make it to our *very* illegal work on the weed farm, especially considering Daniel hasn’t even hit puberty and can’t even fathom smoking the product he’s been cutting.

We’ll be very blunt and rude to Daniel, including moments like when he cuts his fingers, coming off careless and heavily impacting our brotherhood.

-This is all while we keep cutting ourselves, trying to trim a single weed bud. Yeah, Sean’s fingers will be absolutely screwed, and Merril will be pissed we got nothing done.

-Irritate Merril when he’s talking to Sean, like overly apologizing, and getting the conversation cut short, most likely making Sean feel like a loser.

-When we make it back home, Draw Finn! Sean’s going to be chasing after a girl while having his bi awakening with Finn, simultaneously. You’re making us bi’s look stereotypical, Sean!

-Ignore Daniel doing the dishes, struggling lifting the water tanks. Listen, Sean needs to get them gains for Cass! And Finn.

-We’ll try to do the wolf howl, only to look lame, as Daniel will continue to be rude and say we’re wasting time.

-Later we’re having a nice night by the campfire, thinking of all the sins we’ve committed so far. We reveal that we killed a cougar, which of course the hippies don’t like, and we also smoke weed and drink beer (not enough to make Sean too inebriated to tel a story)

-We’ll then refuse to escort Daniel to bed, letting him brave the wilderness alone and get eaten by bears. Finn foils our plans however, safely escorting Daniel instead. Damnit.

-After we neglect our brother to get some booty, we’re soon subjected to an awful haircut as punishment. At least we get to talk with the others!

-In which we’ll have Sean try to be impressive and say he had “Many girlfriends”, not realizing this deducts his chances with Cass by 2, and Finn by 1. Probably because he sounds like a douchebag.

-And that night is over! We got an awful haircut, our brother absolutely *despises* us, and we came out as cougar-killing douchebags. I say that’s a success!

The next morning we’re forced to try to make a living again, back at the weed farm. Sean already prepared the first aid kit, as he knows he’ll probably actually chop off a finger by accident this time.

Merril gives us a rundown of our work so far! As we only trimmed one bud at most, he ended up giving the dealers more of Sean’s cut skin than actual weed buds, so he’s a bit pissed.

We’re already probably about to get a pay cut for this blunder, but Daniel is three steps ahead with his stupidity, sneaking into a drug dealer’s home.

-Merril decides the best solution to this is child abuse, and proceeds to order Big Joe to beat a little kid, walking away.

Sean has no qualms with this, letting this play out. Sadly Daniel knows how to defend himself, and throws an ashtray at Big Joe.

But we aren’t any fools, so we keep our mouth shut. Sean’s twink ass, trying to take on Big Joe? Please.

Unfortunately Finn thinks his twink ass is any better, but all that earns him is a big punch to the face and a bruise. And now Daniel has to deal with the fact that Sean was about to let him get beaten, and Finn had to step in.

-Due to Daniel’s bullshit, we now have to reveal to the group that he is, in fact, an Airbender. They try to see if we knew any Firebenders so they could light up their blunts, but no such luck. Try looking into Rachel from Before The Storm, guys. Some theories suggest she’s a fire gal.

-Finn’s first plan is to use Daniel for a GTA Online heist, which is wild. But Sean actually finds Finn’s quick thinking impressive.

Hence, we will agree to effectively use Daniel as our little weapon. Totally ethical! Endangering our bro, risking armed adults, for some quick cash, putting all the weight on his shoulders!

-We’ll take this chance to have Sean explore his sexuality and kiss Finn, giving him a million more things to think about. In this route, they’re quite literally partners in crime!

Plus, it makes the things we’ll do next even juicier!

-We’ll immediately agree to the tattoo from Cassidy for bonus points with her! And for Sean to have something to permanently remind him of his future mistakes.

-We’ll also accept to go skinny dipping with Cassidy! Finally seeing his chance to get laid, Sean refuses to ruin it by telling her he agreed to the heist that she very visibly disapproved of.

He already reached the first step! He managed to secure a kiss from Cassidy!

…Man he is an utter jerk in this route. Two timing Finn and Cass! Flirting is one thing, but kissing!?

-Unfortunately, juuuust as she’s about to invite us into her tent for some fun time, Daniel pulls the most little brother move ever and ruins it, Coming along with Finn and revealing the heist.

Pissed off beyond all hell, Cassidy storms off, feeling especially used by Sean. If she’s upset about being lied to with the heist then kissed, then let’s be glad she didn’t discover we kissed Finn before we kissed her.

-Oh well. One broken heart never killed anyone! Let’s make way toward our very immoral heist! Surprisingly, we don’t mess this up.

-Inside the house, Daniel thinks Sean’s plan to carry the safe out the house is stupid, and decides to break it open right there in the living room. Not so shockingly, this alerts Merril.

Little does Merril know, due to our succesful heist..we have acquired the gun! It’s a surprise tool that’ll help us later!

-Anyway, We now have a shotgun pointed at us, and Merril is telling us to get on our knees. We could listen. We could discuss.

Or we could GUN!

Let’s GUN!

-We shot Merril in the shoulder!

..Annnd Merril shoots Finn in retaliation. Because fuck Finn in particular. Dont shoot the guy who just shot you with the gun, shoot the guy who’s going “Merril, don’t!-“. Merril logic!

Anyway yeah, sorry about that Daniel. Kinda got your friend shot dead. With this choice, everything is kinda literally Sean’s fault, and I wouldn’t be shocked if Daniel blamed him more for directly getting Finn shot.

Damn Daniel, calm down! It’s just one dead guy! He was my boyfriend! I feel awful about this too!

-After Daniel spends some extra time tossing Sean around the room, he then goes into his usual Akira rage mode, and then proceeds to Arcadia Bay the entire living room.

As in, the living room was destroyed, if that wasn’t clear. And we all got knocked out.

-*Cue copyrighted song*

“I never meant to hurt youuu..Please never go awayyyyy”

My ASS. Daniel, you have every motive in the book to injure Sean, I wouldn’t be shocked if you deliberately picked up the glass shard and jabbed it into his eye in this route.

Anyway, Sean’s out cold. Jee, I wonder why.

—EPISODE 4—

-Welp, we’re a bunch of failures. Our brother is missing halfway across the damn state, I’m arrested, and I’m missing an eye in the hospital.

Surely things can’t get worse!

-Agent Flores, with her cunning agent self, comes in trying to do peaceful manipulative wordplay for information. After being as aggressive and incriminating as possible, Sean will rat out to Flores that the heist was Finn’s idea. Pin it all on the dead guy!

-As much as we enjoy this strawberry jello and bread as dry as croutons, Hospital food isn’t cutting it anymore. Hearing of a new McDonald’s down the street, Sean makes a plan to break out immediately.

Oh yeah. And find his brother too. Somehow. Thank goodness Gaycob- I mean, Jacob- gave us a location, or else the game would’ve ended right here.

-We can’t escape this high security hospital however, without cracking a few eggs.

..That few eggs being, Joey’s skull. It got cracked when Sean hit him in the head with a pipe. Sean tried to get Joey to help, Joey refused due to our awful convincing, and it all went wrong. Sorry about that Joey.

-During our escape, we come across Merril unconscious, who Sean says he refuses to cry over.

I mean yeah, he’s a bad dude Sean, but he has a family, and if he was so frantic with getting work done to take care of them, then Im assuming they can’t afford to be without him for long. And he only killed Finn because you shot him in the shoulder. Not to mention the bullet wound likely complicates the whole medical process. At least the extra bills the hospital will attack him with.

Merril is a victim in this route.

-Anyway, we commit another crime and hijack yet another car, ruining a hardworking doctor’s day.

Sean doesn’t make it long before falling asleep, in which we have a dream where our father judges us for our choices. He’s supportive of our dead boyfriend though!

-Before Sean can get into the details of Daniel ruining him getting laid, we’re rudely woken up by a hillbilly, Chad. Looks too poor to afford a TV that isn’t a box, yet has enough money to get an Xbox and bully children online. This dude DEFINITELY thinks cleaning his ass in the shower is gay.

His friend’s decent enough, but that doesn’t save us from the absolute asswhooping coming our way.

Soyjack Virgin Sean VS Chad Chad!

First, Soyjack Virgin Sean will try to get Daniel’s sketch tablet back, getting it broken by The Chad. This also earns him a nasty headbutt to his only working eye.

Next..Sean will fail to listen to the guys in doing spanish. Honestly, I think the best route is just saying the spanish words, as it’s less humiliation than being forced to sing, and getting beaten is just something Sean didn’t deserve at that point, especially considering the trek he’s about to do.

He’ll refuse to sing, resulting in a major damn beating from The Chad. Poor Sean has to take the broken sketchpad and get out of there, terribly hurt.

-Unfortunately we lost the car a few days later, because apparently vehicles need gas to run. Oh well, I’m sure that lady will find her car one day.

-We’ll have Sean sit down as little as possible, as well as not drink water. Just overall make him suffer.

-Soon, a truck driver pulls up next to Sean, offering him a ride in a comfortable seat and air conditioning. There’s even a delicious sandwich in there!

But because Sean has seen one too many videos of this ending with a person on the side of the road in their underwear, he politely declines, allowing the truck to drive off.

-This means Sean will walk even more miles in the desert heat, exhausted, thirsty starving, and severely beaten.

How he didn’t die is beyond me.

-We’ll donate to the church, but only because Sean thinks this is his ticket to Heaven, and because this effectively wastes the money, as the church burns down later. With the money inside.

-We soon reunite with Daniel, who we nag and guilt trip the hell out of over our missing eye. I’m not letting this one go!

-After being as rude and aggressive as we can, Nicholas drags Sean out like we’re Lyla at the psych ward. Sean tries to stand up, But Nicholas punches him down, giving him a big bruise on the cheek.

What is up with the grown men in this game beating on Sean like they’re his age.

-Before we can go back in there and practice our karate, We get interrupted by our mother being so selfish, she steals my spotlight in this moment by revealing herself after 10 or so years.

-She saves Sean’s life by buying a motel room and some burgers, allowing Sean to rest up, shower, and eat. He would’ve definitely perished otherwise, with our choices.

-We’ll thank her by giving her 5 minutes of our day to talk outside. Of course, this only results in us choosing every horrible option, including “It’s too fucking late for apologies”

We’ll end out with 8 to our Karen Resentment score, which’ll make our bond with Karen -8 in the next episode. Which makes it even worse than if we had just cut the conversation short, which automatically sets the bond to -7!

Basically, Sean won’t be forgiving her anytime soon.

-In turn, she’ll refuse to even offer to clean our eye, leaving us to do it.

-We get back in contact with Jacob, who Sean immediately threatens. i mean, justified. What was Jacob’s bright ass idea, bringing this “miracle” to a place he knew pretty much ran like a cult.

-Sneaking inside the church, we do everything we can to alert Telltale’s Bruce Wayne. Ahem, I mean, Nicholas.

But for real, compare the two and tell me they don’t look similar, at least when Bruce is in that white button up. Anyway,

To alert the guests, we’ll be walking right in front of them, telling Derek we’re Sean, then say nothing else.

For Helen, who rats us out regardless unless we’re silent, we’ll tell her Jacob is showing us around, which is technically the truth.

I hope Derek and Helen are happy with the fact they got a teen beaten today.

-Be as messy as possible in Lisbeth’s house. Unfortunately, leave Daniel’s raccoon sweater if you want that sad tragedy.

But yeah, bust open the lock with the fire extinguisher and things like that. Leave the drawers open. Basically be the worst and most obvious criminal ever.

-We will share the money with Jacob! Yes, this is the bad choice. I will not be convinced otherwise. Jacob has his own money, and way more availability to work and earn it, and did not go through nearly the same shit Sean did for it, and not to mention it’s needed much more direly for the wolf brothers. Jacob pays for Sarah’s medicine either way, they literally use the money to surf in a beach house, while Sean and/or Daniel are fucked over financially after everything they worked for.

Nevertheless, we want to leave them broke in this route, so enjoy your beach house, Sarah Lee.

-Fuck, Nicholas is here, and he’s quickly searching everywhere because of our obviousness.

Karen will offer a distraction. Good, go be useful for once! She’ll go burn down a barn and commit literal arson.

..Which proves to be useless, as we get caught anyways.

-Yeah, Sean isn’t the brightest bulb in the shed. Jacob tries to tell us to hide, but Sean stands right in front of the door. He thinks that him and Jacob can take on Nicholas.

Unfortunately, Jacob immediately ditches Sean and hides as the door opens, leaving Nicholas to show off his inner Batman/Bruce Wayne moves on Sean’s stomach and face. Even more violence upon the boy.

Jacob tries to intervene, but gets backslapped and called a slur. And thinks that justifies him literally leaving Sean to be dragged off, while he stays there and leaves for Sarah Lee.

What if Sean was put to execution by Lisbeth and Nicholas?! The dude has a gun. Jacob is an asshole for this one, especially after we gave him the cash.

-Because of our absolutely awful choices and dialogues, Daniel will remain as convinced as a mule.

-After Sean literally gets beat to a pulp, Daniel finally decides to listen. As we flee, he gets upset at Lisbeth, lifting her into the air, ready to kill her.

But Sean isn’t going to let his brother get such a sick kill. Stealing Daniel’s kill, he takes Nicholas’ gun and shoots Lisbeth midair. Double points!

Hm. Daniel and Karen don’t seem too proud of us.

…And we quite literally, actually, made Sean responsible for murder. No more false accusations, his ass actually killed someone. Nice!

-And so we end the episode, walking out of a burning church, leaving Nicholas to run out alone.

..The dude could’ve still picked up Lisbeth’s body. Instead, he left it to burn.

—EPISODE 5—

-We start the episode with it being revealed that the final step of our pokemon evolution, from homeless kids, to spoiled grandchildren, to hippies, to punching bag, to desert hippies. Im rather disappointed.

-Have Sean show no regrets in killing Lisbeth, when asked by Daniel. Her or us! We’re teaching him amazing things.

-Let Daniel play with the poor scorpion, traumatizing the poor thing for life.

-Reaffirm Daniel that he and Sean are not criminals. I usually do this in a good route, but after everything we’ve done in this route? Assault and robbery, shot a dude, killed Lisbeth..yeah we’re quite literally criminals.

-Tell Daniel he’s too old for wolf stories. I mean, he was allll about that in Episode 3.

-Don’t help Daniel off the cliff, just like the old days!

-And refuse to do the sculpture, for the woman currently dying. Real nice Sean. Daniel gwts upset too.

-Especially because we refuse to do the treasure hunt with him!

-We’ll soon meet our buddy pal David from Life Is Strange! So far, he’s met two maniacs with powers!

Mind you, in this timeline, Max terrorized his ass and directly ruined his family. I’m shocked he’s still in contact with her.

-When Karen tries to be supportive for once and tells us to follow our murderous dreams, tell her thats not what Esteban taught us. Not only is it hypocritical since we just shot a lady, but Karen doesn’t like that.

-Don’t leave Karen a note! Considering what happens later, not giving her any parting words is quite sad.

-We won’t be saying farewell to Arthur, Stanley, or Joan! See you later, NPCs!

-We won’t be giving Karen a hug either.

Our bond with her is in the toilet by the way.

-We finally set back on our trip to Mexico! Daniel brings up how he can’t even speak that language, but we decide we’ll figure it out when we get there.

-Well, we got to the border. We opened it.

The problem is, Daniel just got shot unconscious by PS2 Abby from The Last Of Us, and we’re currently being pinned to the ground after being hit with a gun.

Damn Sean, at this point, fight back. Pinch a bitch or something. You are getting your ass absolutely handed to you by everyone.

-The cops rescue us, but considering we’re criminals probably deserving of the death sentence at this point, that’s not a good thing.

-Welp, we’re in prison. Roll credits!

No? Game isn’t over yet? We can mess up more!?

Fine fine. Try to break the chain while on camera. Tell the cop interrogating you that you’re a supervillain, dont try to explain things/earn sympathy, nothing of that sort. Sean incriminates himself more with every passing second.

Daniel eventually saves us, but we’ve quite literally created a monster, as he doesnt give a damn he threw the officer so hard the stone wall cracked.

We’ll also abandon Diego and Carla to rot in their cell, while taking revenge on the vigilantes, most definitely making them even more racist and hateful.

We are AMAZING people.

-Oh crap, the cops are coming. While it’d be funny to get Sean hit yet again (he even acknowledges it with “I’m used to it..”), it’s more awful to kill two innocent officers.

Especially considering we’re telling our child brother to break their spines. Daniel, now, is an actual killer. I guess Sean killing Lisbeth wasn’t to prevent that.

-Since we’re understandably now in very deep shit, considering we probably killed like 4 officers, assaulted vigilantes, and left immigrants locked up. Well, sadly, we’d probably be celebrated for the last one, by the police.

-And here we are guys. The final choice. The brothers are at the border, cops blocking them in. Sean and Daniel are literally both killers now. There’s no easy way out of this.

They’ve come so far. Done so much.

…Only for Sean to surrender. Fucking *damn it* Sean fucking Diaz, you did it again, you fucked up.

-Daniel has a justifiable crashout. I mean, I understand.

Sean and Daniel literally went on the run, went through all the shit they went through, from cults to weed farm shootouts, just for Sean to waste everything they’ve been through and surrender? Chris almost died to help us escape.

-..Unfortunately, this crashout leads to Daniel somehow knowing how to forcedrive a car through living people. The mental energy he puts into this, leads to him not focusing on shielding from the bullets.

…Allowing one to slip through and hit Sean. Who darkly dies, painfully, coughing on his blood, with Daniel screaming for him.

…Damn this route went from hilarious to tragic real quick.

-I guess the remaining officers didn’t want to approach that dramatic scene, leaving Daniel to cry with Sean’s corpse and called it a day, because Daniel made it to Mexico. Either that, or the cops were like the Seabear, saw that Daniel crossed the line to Mexico, and let him free.

Anyway, we’re having a timeskip, to see the depths of our choices.

Daniel, poor as shit since we gave Jacob our money, is alone in Mexico, forced to become a gangster anomaly. He dyed his hair blonde, either to represent Chris, or his mother who likely is in jail for arson.

Some dumb gangsters try to threaten Daniel, and while he has literally every reason to kill them in this route..he doesn’t! I would say redemption but..with how we raised Daniel, I don’t even think that’s possible.

Either way buddy, I suggest you use the next bank robbery money, for some therapy.

—END—

And that’s it everyone! Man, between this, and Max killing an entire town (even Chloe has a direct murder on her hands), we’re effectively turning the world into a terrible place, and showing that the powers bring more harm than good.